Massage Parlor Reports

[Kristina_UK_1999]

These lovely ladies age so well...most of them anyway.

You may be right about Coco/Nana...but she sure beats the 70+ year olds of M Street Spa!

It makes my skin crawl just thinking about it...of course some of you granny-grinders out there would probably be happy as a pig in shit. If you're lucky, they might even still be able to get around without a walker.

 

[Bhuwisit]

Went to K St. Got hooked up with Mimi. Late 20's with a smoking hot body. But that's about where it stops. Bath was average. Afterwards, no massage. She says she hates to give massage. So I agreed to go straight for the deed. I paid the full hour timeframe. But she whines that she can't screw for the entire hour. From the first minute on, she's rushing me about the need to get to the next customer for more $. Very disappointing. To make it worse, even mamasan knocks on the door at only 15 minutes of what I had paid for to indicate the time was up. WTF was that!?

Avoid at all cost. Not worth it.

 

[Dream Girl]

Nah, man. That approach doesn't work around here, and almost comes off rude. And don't expect anyone to feel bad for you because you're "disappointed". And I'm also not buying the choppy english either, Uncle Leo.

 

[asitisnow]

Sounds pretty accurate to me. Like i reviewed in March, Sun was raided right when i was in BK. They looked like they had snagged a handful of Mongers and girls, as they were loading them all in the paddy wagon right before my eyes. Only looked like a few girls, from what i could see just by pacing the block. Around that time frame several AMP's in the area were operating with the bare minimum of girls, and this may explain why Supra hasn't provided a line up (to me anyway) as of late or haven't opened the door for some on certain days, as they fill up so fast from the mere number of Monger:Girl ratio.



Mr.Snipes aka G13

 

[soul on fire]

Legit place. Don't spend Your money and time.

Be Safe,
Aman

 

[Quan Le]

You ask a lot of questions but you never give any info. This forum is a 2 way street, pal.

 

[CallMeKleriker]

Visited the 'infinity hot asian staff' two days ago. Very nice time.

I met with Lucy. Had to wait for a while initially, but she made up for it in enthusiasm and quality. Shower was good and hot, followed by a pretty good massage, walked on my back, man it feels good.

Upon the flip we visited missionary and then walked the dog. Kitty is trim, not hardwood floor like I've seen in the past, nice!.

Left very (I mean. VERY) satisfied.

Been smiling since.

Be safe out there.

Cabbie!

 

[JASPER]

is extremely offensive. IMHO

 

[the tot]

This is what I was afraid. You guys need to read the whole post, I did say that I don't want to start another useless talk and perhaps I have the number wrong, that's all folks. Just wanted to find out why he find her atractive and maybe try that place my self. Maybe little talk about that would be good since DC forum has been boring lately. No need to be rude, Sleazbum, sorry sir, but lately I haven't read any useful post from you, only attacking others for their posts. You need to look at your self first, if you don't like the post, don't answer it, just let it go and get back to what this forum should be about, share your experince and have conversation. I know I haven't been posting much lately, I kind of slowed down on visits and those visits I've made are pretty much same so not much to talk about. I read the forum every day and some time I feel like sharing or asking or just talking. Not trying to insult anyone's taste or feelings, just want to find out why people feel and see the way they do. Again, I'm not trying to start any useless conversation, okay? Hope some one will read this to the end.

 

[mimi momo]

No problem. RTFF.

 

[foxhunter1949]

Got a good HJ from a plump provider. Some roaming allowed, but doesn't like it when you reach inside. Hard to get the panties off, but it can be done.

$.20 hr

 

[2290]

When I get the "you been here before?" and I lie and say 'yes' --sometimes they doubt me. And I say 'don't you remember? I was in the red room, last one on the right, with the mirrors' --like I know the place. Nice little trick when you are challenged but then you need a monger who's been there before to give you the layout.

 

[Jigsaw]

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[dryphi]

Jake, see my review on this thread. All three are what one would consider senior citizens. Don't knock the old broads just yet.
Good luck,
SH

 

[BLACKHAWK]

I have to disagree that we can expect lower grade service with the shutdowns. The economy sucks. All businesses are making less profits these days. I know my personal income is down about 28% from what it was two years ago.

The new spa seems to understand this. I have gotten great service with the full hour there for the standard fee. When things were going strong, we were getting shorted time with slacker girls and many mongers were talking about raising prices. I think girls should be happy to get customers now with the lack of extra cash that is available today.

 

[chipinternational14]

There was Royal and (sigh) Happiness. All torn down, just facades now. If walls could talk, though.

There is a sketchy place in Chinatown, not an AMP at all, really. Shell Green is the best now, if you hit it at the right time.

 

[magix151]

Sorry about that.

I believe that "Loose lips sink ships", and the enemy is within. I'll be more than happy to out a skank SW (as if LE cares), but the great young K girls should be protected at all costs. Let LE bust the jack joints.

I take 20mg of Celexa once a day, and 0.5mg of Klonopin 2x a day, thank you.

 

[rachelisasquirrel]

After a detailed description of locations and the exact subjects of the tattoos, I don't think the photograph was necessary and definitely not appreciated! You started off by telling us that

"I was in the area 1333, VIP, etc, and had an outstanding experience with a girl there. Then she disappeared."

((I might also add you did not enlighten any of us on your visit just the MIA))

Now you're offering money and photographs stalking is not appreciated here. It seems that you've also had some intimate boating time together.

Sometimes women's switch locations often because they've realized they have had poor judgment on a particular individual's character. They switch phone numbers switch locations and try to stay under the radar.
Most Korean women when they are done they mean they are done!

Through communication here we develop a trust amongst each other I would suggest you STALK elsewhere.

What you are actually doing by posting these pictures is confirming her mistaken judgment of your character!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would urge members if you know something keeping it to yourself would be much appreciated.

 

[Bro]

Please support the Kelvinb requiest for information. He did a great job for me in San Diego and I'm sure he will help you when you visit San Diego.

 

[traveller]

Wayward One: Many of the places in your review have closed or, if they haven't closed, the girls have likely moved on, so I don't see the benefit of your review. Grim Reaper: I guess the fact that you post your fantasies here means we don't have to buy "Penthouse Letters" to read them. But, even so, I'd rather you keep your mastubatory fantasies to yourself, and keep the forum for the purpose for which it is meant, i.e., providing knowledge about real establishments, and not your fantasies. Your fantasies are not at all helpful to anyone.