Massage Parlor Reports

[Gabriela Iris]

Reely, yoo cumplane abaut lak uv in-tell givn two yoo abaut hour AMPs (ok, I can't keep up the comparable spelling any longer)... Let's try this again...

Really, you complain about lack of intel given to you about our AMPs. The primary reasons you have not received positive feedback in regard to your requests is your lack of contribution to the forum and that if you just invested a minimal amount of time to RTFF, you'd gain 99.9% of the needed intel to make a wise choice.

But, the thing that really irks me is that, after not providing intel yet requesting same, you say in this review that you visited THREE places and STILL do not post on them.

In the end, I am happy to see that nobody gave you any intel as you obviously have no desire to be a contributing member of our board.

Van

 

[B*tchKitty]

Just real quick.

I have been gone for a couple of years and now I am back...Did the spa on G and 6th close down? And does anyone know anything about Golden Palm, or whatever they go by, offers for $95 and $99. and all types of weird names for treatments.

Thanks

PS I don't expect to many details being I have been gone for a long time...but what ever you all feel safe to shed light on...

 

[alf the gardener]

They had a line up of 8? I thought I-bar only had 3. In fact, I don't think they even have more than 4 rooms. So can't see why they'd have a line up of 8. Can you clarify?

 

[nOtPoOdLe]

Here is the scene:

LL has been transported to a fantasylan.... No. Not fantasy, more like a neverland! A world away, yet moments away. Wearing black [size=-2](green just isn't LL's color)[/size], he spirals thru the night, as if in some kind of body rush...

Cut to:
DC townhouse, warm spring night, upper story room has the window open while the children are sleeping. Well, the eldest is in her 30's and the youngest is around 21; so to be politically correct, where the ADULT children are, well, doing what adults do on warm spring nights.

LL, in black, appears on the scene with a gust of wind, and some trash blowing along the gutter. Flying high thru the city streets on some magical mystery tour, he spies an open window. Being a natural voyeur, he sails effortlessly over. As he nears, he hears a young woman's voice, "Goodnight Mr Laxman! You come back tomorrow and see me? OK, honneeee!" The voice sounded like some kind of angel [size=-2]that had a funny kind of accent[/size]. He reaches the window and sees a vision from heaven [size=-2](or possibly that could be Korea, I believe the girls look similar)[/size] counting five crisp $20 bills with an evil sort of grin on her face.

LL appears in the window, Wendy sees him and smiles sweetly. LL considers for a moment, thinking "She is like an actress, a star." He floats thru the window to her side. They embrace. She kisses him as if they were engaged to be married. She starts removing his clothing, caressing his back...

In the heat of the encounter, LL's lovely, pixie-size fairy, Tinkerbell, who must have followed her heart [size=-2](or possibly went to the wrong room accidentally)[/size]; enters thru a crack in the door. She is crushed and crimson with jealousy that her beloved LL was with another!

LL cares deeply for the weeping fairy, yet he is also torn by his adoration of the lovely Wendy. How you you please an angel and a fairy? [size=-2](I mean lets get real, they are both women, and how the hell do you please any of them?)[/size] LL receives an inspiration! He calls Tinkerbell to his arms, without letting loose of Wendy's waist, to be sure. He caresses her face and kisses her, then he kisses Wendy while running a finger gently down the very-ticklish Tinkerbell's torso. Without a word he unsnaps Tinkerbell's bikini top, while slipping his hand around and squeezing Wendy's perfect little ass. LL, Tinkerbell, and Wendy begin a wondrous flight to never neverland...

TO BE CONTINUED...​

[size=-2] When ever the fuck I can get back to DC and actually make the fantasy flight! [/size]
I have been telling you guys all my posts are just erotic fantasies. Now do you believe me?

Wet dreams,
[size=-2]I believe I'll have one! woooo Hooo![/size]

LoveLOS

 

[Jennifer B]

Thanks to help offered from some mongers here I found the Red Door today and had a visit with Sue. I thought it might be the same Sue from HWC in Nova since she gave DFK but she is not the same. Fun none the less!!

Sue is a little older than I like but she made up for it in performance. Nice bolt on's, firm but not rock hard. Had a very good table shower, extra cleaning where needed and a nice massage while soaping up. Back to the room for a good firm massage. She has surprisingly strong hands which is nice since I am a big guy. After the hard work she did an extended AR session with lots of ball sucking and working the whole area. This led to some DFK and DATY. It got good with the DATY, she went crazy! I don't think she really intended to enjoy it as much as she did since she told me when I stopped that she was not supposed to cum, she was supposed to be working. I am not so sure but it seems like the girls feel guilty when they cum for real on the job. Not really sure why. On to a standing mish then driving her into the wall a little when I climbed on the table with her to drive it all the way home, DFK while doing it. I have to say she has superior muscle control in there. She was able to milk it without moving.

After resting a minute we went back to the shower since we had both worked up a sweat.

Good time was had by all for about 80 minutes. I left very satisfied.

 

[Natichia]

Went by there Monday and they had a sign on the door saying it'll be closed until Friday 14 but today when I was there sign on the changed to "Closed for business". Something must happened there and I have a feeling they might be closed for good. Sad, very sad.

 

[Jewel]

True, but more of a hassle factor. Used to be a couple minute metro ride, faster than parking. A nice selection if you didn't like one you could try another.

Oh well, you make do with what you've got...

 

[awesomeguy]

Sorry. Don't get what you are trying to say.Please explain. Or not.

Either way. Peace.

 

[Taharry]

For Stateside, I would go with either SF or Dallas, but if you really want to travel, BKK is without peer.

 

[Caitlyn]

Hit mist today for the 2nd time. Rolled the dice and aske MS to bring me anyone. Brought me an older woman, named Jay. Beautiful C cups, but typical korean ass. Fantastic lips also! Due to being advised that specifics are not appreciated on this board, lets just say that I had a great time. Although older, her "skills" were fantastic and very much appreciated. Normal tip.

 

[Mongo]

Driven in part by envy of the conquistadors of the RT, I decided to treat myself to an AMP crawl. I had wisely loaded up on long lasting stiffening chemicals the night before.

I started at JP's for aperitif, but there was nothing for me there, so I walked down Wisconsin and was introduced to May.

May has classic K looks and figure. She acted very friendly and TS was quite good. Then a memorable massage, and a lot of tongue but no AR. CBJ was good, and CG, mish and doggie finish did the job.

This is my second time at this place, and I noticed that both girls were sweaty from the effort. I have not encountered this at other places. Could it be that this place is not air conditioned or maybe they don't have the fans that other places have?

I sure would like to do Hunny or Star from all the description of the RT. Would anyone care to provide contact and price info via PM? I sure would appreciate it.

Bill

 

[white rabbit]

Sounds like she's straight out of the Korean Air commercials! Perhaps AMFs are in our future...Asian Massage Flights!

 

[Sybil]

I wasted time going to DC to get a quick massage at Supra and what did I see? Some latino guys moving trash with paint on the overalls. I did go to the door out of curiosity. It happen to be wide open. I could see mamasan and a girl talking but did not venture in as other people were coming up the steps. So don't waste time with this one. I didn't take one for the team but it sure felt like it. Ugggggh.

 

[Bad Mother F*cker]

Glad he said it was metric...otherwise, who the hell would want to follow a 23 incher? Is that even possible?

And no, Mr. Ed doesn't count...

...well, he does, but with his hooves...

 

[captain futility]

Amen brother.

I'll get back to ya on that PM.

 

[XArmed For BattleX^3]

I caught that a few years back, but the doctor told me that it is very common even among young children. He said it can be caught by just skin on skin contact. It was just one bump, and he removed it with some extremely cold liquid nitrogen or something similar.

Anway, I didn't catch it from an AMPP, I caught it from an old Latina Spa called "Latin Palace" which only included Brazilian and Columbian whores. The whores didn't bother bathing between customers. In the AMPP, they rinse the table shower off before you use it. Also, I make sure a new towel has been laid down on the bed before I use it. You can also catch crabs that way.

 

[Pati]

Back in the day there was a place on the corner of New Hampshire and 16th St in Silver Spring that had Russian girls. Hot, young Russian girls. I went there only a few times but each time the girls were very good looking. I only received hj's though. Maybe more was on the menu, who knows, but they didn't offer it to me, but not for lack of trying. I never went back after I drew a girl who was cute and spunky but her breath reeked of a Big Mac over cigarettes. The Big Mac scent was such a turn-off I couldn't go back after that.

 

[imablaaze4life]

IF so, Yes - you DID overpay!!

Do not do so again!

Read my many posts about pricing again!

JJ

 

[Franco III]

Amen! Why can't we all keep it to simple intel?

Just my two cents worth.

Hotman357

 

[xsageo]

Thanks for the answer about my questions on the AMP on 1818 ny ave, I called again around 10pm but still no one picking up but the line is ringing, I might go tomorrow during noon just to finally find out if its still open or not, I will kepp you all informed abput what I will find out.