Massage Parlor Reports

[Aliza]

It's my Bibi and Ill sigh if I want to... (That song certainly dates me )

Finally got back in the scene. Went to Star and found my long lost fav. She even remembered me and what I like! Asked about other 14K assets, but no others are there. Anyhow:

1) Star
2) Bebe
3) Wonderful
4) More, by PM

Go early; go often; be safe,

Rx

 

[Kandie Kay]

No, not beautiful downtown Woodlawn! You must be sadly mistaken!

Consider the name: Woodlawn. A happy and peaceful name; not harsh and sinister like Butcher's Hill.

Bench, I checked on air from here to there: $250 r/t minimum on Southwest (makes no sense considering both BWI and wherever you're at are 2 of their most active cities), and Travelocity, Expedia, and the like are running about $200 (+ taxes and fees). I just flew all the way to San Diego and back for less than that.

 

[__A_YAHOO_USER__]

I visited a few places in DC and in Virginia, but I can't ever find petite women. All the women I encounter are always on the larger or thicker side of things with no kind of shape. The only somewhat petite woman I found was Lee at Enliven Therapy in Tysons, but there was no release, no shower, no nothing and I've been a few times figuring maybe the first few times was because they didn't know me. I hate having to go to these low rate ones in Sterling and Chantilly and settling for what they have. Could someone pleeeeeease point me in the right direction for finding a nice small petite person at an AMP? Something like 4'11-5'4 and thin.

 

[Gym Jock]

I came across this petition.

http://www.change.org/petitions/tel...o-stop-leasing-to-illegal-brothels?signatures%3Fopt_new=t&opt_fb=f#opt_new=t&opt_fb=f.

Oh well.

 

[muffin]

If one is smart enough to find this forum, one would think that same person would be smart enouth to read at least SOME of the forum!

In short, Jim500, DO NOT expect jack shit of information from anyone here until and unless you actually POST YOUR OWN EXPERIENCE AT LEAST ONCE!!!

Someone mistakenly gave you some reall good info on 1333 Green. Now GO AWAY and do not come back until you are READY TO POST and tell us all about it!

SHEESH!!!!!

JJ

 

[tbownfarmer]

Almost sounds like a vigilante trying to help LE and deterring us from visiting.

 

[Diego]

After a long time away from AMPs since the shutdown a while ago, I decided to check out Star. They had 4 girls working and none would have been mistaken for models. I really think we get the rejects from NY. Anyway I miss Downtown, they had some stunners come through there.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I went a couple of months ago but heard there was a crackdown in Ffx county. Are these guys still around?

 

[Pompal 09.]

I stumbled on this nempnetroup called the DCist today with the above titled article. They use a link to this site to answer the question and posts from two of our members. The comments by readers after the article were interesting.
http://dcist.com/2008/03/28/which_dc_massag.php

 

[Shep]

"Again, I will NOT drag out this argument any further in the open forum."

It was said once before. If we don't feed the troll, eventually he will go back under his rock.

 

[runescape person]

Was in the area so I finally decided to see Amy. Parked across the street for seven dollars (Saturday). Anyway, after hitting the doorbell Amy did answer the door with a big smile and ushered me to the room. I must say this one is very beautiful. Big smile and very pleasant. Said I was very handsome and gave me a peck on the lips. House was. 7/hr and I nodded ok. I disrobbed and was let to the TS.

TS was playful expecially with the jewels. A thorough washing was in order and it definitely was appreciated. Anyway, back to the room we went. She was definitely into the 69 thing. All was covered. She was slick in that she slipped it on when in the 69 position and felt bare. The only reason I knew she slipped it on was when she rolled it down I could feel her fingers slide down junior.

Any way it was DATY first, then mish then into K9 bumping. She did make noises and reached back to grab my leg during K9 action. Was taking a while to pop so I told her to turn the light up. Seems like I have to see the action in my old age to in order to pop. Anyway, that did it and I popped at mish while enjoying a deep wet kiss. 7 house.

1. 6 amy

I paid too much and will cut that down if I go there again.

May not repeat because I felt she took advaneforum.xxxe of me. Beauty does always do in the beast.

 

[bytchass]

miFellow DC Mongers:

It's been quite an extended hibernation on this humble narrator's behalf in sharing good hardcore war stories with the rest of u immoral DC mongers, ever since I joined the witness protection program and relocated to the Big Apple.

First though, I would have to concur wholeheartedly with the deranged [and not quite right] LL on the subject of serving DATY to our beloved AMP camel-toe honeys... But LL, why would you only dine at the Y when the perfectly symmetrical chocolate starphish is practically within reach of your jaws, huh? I, for one, could never really seem to control my urge [and devious appetite] not to serve up DAT* to the AMP lovelies whenever I feasted at their Y... but then again, to each his own, huh?

BTW, I didn't realize all this time that it is Prostitution...dang it Kip! I thought I was getting a one-on-one Korean cuisine cooking lessons this whole time I've partaked in this so-called hobby of ours. hahaha...

OkieDokie, enuff of my insignificant viewpoint on the subject of DATY [and DAT* which I personally recommend to the true die-hard mongers]. But like the wise men say "If you give, you shall receive.", so if Pacific Rim is one of your kicks, then serving up DAT* to your favorite AMP lovelies could very well bring peace and harmony to your inner world too, huh?

Now, let me share with you blokes my recent horror-show fictions that took place inside 2 of DC's current [and still operational] AMPs for a bit. The first horrific tale took place in mid Aug OSeven when this humble narrator had a chance to revisit his old stomping ground called DC's NW area. Thanx to [the almost always deranged] LL and a couple of other intel-sharing mongers of DC, I found my way to the Green Court venue [Yo, the phucking door to this semi-hidden poonie haven is actually red though] and took a wall-to-wall cooking lesson with an out-of-this-world spinner who went by the alias of Sherri [btw, she's not another Korean AMP gal, but a Taiwanese lovelie rather which was a nice variation of the Asian ethnic cuisine]. *Not sure if this swanky little Sherri is back in the AMP Green Court to serve her time again or not though*

Here is the product description [which I could recall vividly]: nice sun-kissed tan [perhaps salon baked rather than natural, but still nice, nonetheless], cute face/smile, long curly hair, 5' 2" - 5' 3" at no more than 105 lbs soaking wet, perky and receptive 32 ~ 34B set of twins, neatly groomed HelloKitty with that oh-so-sweet juicy flavor and aroma, a wild child with an almost savaged beast sensuality which is practically perfect for that S & M gonzo-like porking!

Sherri at Green Ct. helped restoring my faith in having familiar relations with complete strangers, especially when done with the most impersonal instruments such as cold hard cash! Man, I luv spinners and this Sherri was definitely one!!! BTW, when I mentioned 'gonzo-like porking', I was referring to some of the improper things the wild child [Sherri] was doing to your humble narrator. OMFG, can anyone say 'ToeSuckeeSuckee' or how about 'hair pulling / neck choking / light face slapping, etc'...I am telling you this AMP honey was a Freak-a-zoid of a gal. I actually did enjoy choking her neck and spat into her mouth while serving her some serious porking, real horror-show like miBrothas!!!

Well, the first session with her that afternoon was one of those 'Was it Real?' session indeed. Needless to say, I naturally went back for an encore session with her again the very next day which got even more hardcore stylee than the 1st wall-to-wall session I had the day before. My oh my sweet lord of poons, she told me she was scheduled to go on her vacation [back to Los Angeles, CA where she claimed she resided in] shortly after that mid August weekend, so I can't tell you blokes to go take a test drive with this amazing provider at this time.

Labor Day wknd:

Went first to Gold that is located next to King Arthur's court based on the intels from one of LL's sources. Here, I must have picked the wrong merchandise from the lineup of 5 [I did request for a complete lineup and I was the only mofo inside the joint] and she was so uninspiring that I have already forgot her stupid alias while writing this field review. From afar, she looked kind of shy and oddly cute enough [not smiling while being presented in the lineup]. Somehow, I thought I could charm her pants off [literally speaking here fellas], but god damn it I was wrong. A boring table shampoopoo followed by a lamer attempt at masagee, then a few of the 'Don't, the nippees are sensitivee ... and again, 'Don't push down on my back while walking the dog'. Moreover, she kept trying to say that I took too long and was trying to rush me to the finish line, but boys she apparently did not know me! To show her that I am the rightful paying customer, I just kept on porking away [eventhough I wasn't fond of her poonie much at all] with total disregards to the annoying complaints [or let's call it Noises] coming out from her stupid mouth. I couldn't unload for the life of me and kept plugging away at it until mamasan came knocking on the door saying time's up, then I went into my turbo speed to finally squeeze out a surprisingly huge load of lovecheese...my oh my!!! If there was anything like a mild 'HatePhuck', that session was probably it. hahaha... Anyhoo, for those who had positive theraputic sessions at this Gold joint, more power to you mate! Base on my less than memorable session though, I wouldn't miss it at all [at least for now].

To redeem myself from this nightmarish session at Gold from the day before [while nursing a ginormous hangover leftover fx from my party that same night], I somehow stumbled my way into Green Court once more. Mamasan recognized me right away [which is good cuz by now she realized I wasn't a minor like she'd mistakenly assumed that I was back during my visit earlier in August]. Right away, I requested another session with the incredible Sherri, the super spinner! Unfortunately, Sherri has not returned from her so-called vacation yet during this Labor Day wknd... boo hoo hoo...

But I was determined to have a great session this very day with another spinner [if they had another one with similar build to the smoking Sherri]. For Phuck sake, there was...Connie was her alias and phew...that's right boys, another true spinner [5' 3" at roughly 105 - 108 lbs max]. I recall having read at least one or two reviews from one of you DC mongers pertaining to this little cute spinner [Connie with loose curly perms] a few pages back, so I accepted the selection immediately and Connie was righteous and a trooper indeed. Although all the basic services, including certain extra-curriculum activities involving interactive probing/penetrating of human's orifices were involved, I still would have to rate the session with Sherri from my bouts with her in mid August more savaged and viciously pleasurable than the session I had with this cute Connie....phew...I guess the search for that Holy W_ore continues, huh?

Disclaimer - This is all a lie. I never did any harms to any of these fictitious female characters. I made all this shit up just for kicks!!! My mask of sanity is about to slip yet I feel nothing. More importantly,this confession means absolutely Nothing!!!

Still Porkin'
Scorpio Rising

 

[Country Conservative]

Delayed review. I've owed something to the DC board before, but this is my first post here. Jasmine, arrived 11:30 PM. Julie answered the door and turned out to be my girl. Fine. 70 door, 100 college fund donation, in and out, 30 minutes. Bad massage, didn't even use oil, limited attention to the boys. On with the cover, a few positions, boom. "You give 10 dolla tip? I good girl!" Right, as soon as you give full 60 minutes and some real service. Bye bye!

Would repeat? Sure. Good location for me, safe entrance. But no games the second time; on a first visit I can give the benefit of the doubt.

 

[Riddle]

This. Those services are on the menu, so I'd be wary about putting it in certain places sans protection.

Last session was fine, but she started weirding out toward the very end with the, "I smell beer" comment. I wonder if thats code for something.

Anyway, t'was fun but she isn't the young Nana nor does she have the looks, skills are there, but too 'stout' for my taste...little mini linebacker look with those shoulders.

I guess we should thankful services are available, but quality in looks and young girls has gone down like a rock over the two to three years.

 

[Mr.Klaus]

You win, I didn't look it up. But I had thought I had seen some posters with high count who were not senior.

And the other guy, (Van?) made a good point that a lot of posts in a lot of forums seem to be just for the point of driving counts.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I had a wonderous encounter with Kitty #1 at never neverland Saturday cinco de mayo.

When I arrived it was about 1 pm. I was shown to the room at the end of the hall. I haven't been upstairs for a really long time. I wonder if that's good or bad?

When I was greeted I was offered a pink gem. I had indulged in this delight before and declined. I asked for Kitty #2 who I found is on vacation until the 17th. So I asked for none other than Kitty #1 who I was fortunate was not playing with a ball of string.

When K1 arrived, the TS was occupied. So we made good use of the time while waiting. An appitizer of clam on the half shell was served. It was very clean and delicious. No signs of the havoc played on it the night before. The second course was an healthy serving of gummy bears which I truely love and savor, followed by a bit more clam diving.

As we moved over to the TS, I did see the hairy large back of another visitor to neverland. We really do need to watch our spacing eh? I recieved a nice scrubbing in all the right places with a apartif of scope. I new good things were to follow.

Back in the newly repaired room at the end of the hall, the action insued immediately. There was a serving of tube steak for K1, followed by a hugh helping of kitty-pie for PP. PP had no choice but to over eat as the portion was absolutely delicious. A sideways double chow down ensued, which got really sloppy! Someone forgot the napkins, so we had to use a towel. Again, and again, and again. This goes against my better judgement, but it sure is yummy.

The main course began with some good ole fashioned doggy. I heard something about that in Korea, but that was the last thing I wanted to talk about. A few minutes in and ole PP had an idea. Get K1 off the table and back into her heels for some doggy served table side. That did the trick for little miss kitty, and things started to get steamy. Miss K requested to see a missionary, I believe she may be a baptist. That missionary took her straight to heaven again. After she finshed chatting with him, she said somthing like metop, PP gladly obliged. Miss kitty rode the boloney pony like a rodeo champ. She definately surpassed the required 8 seconds. The two of us kept this up for over 15 minutes, and neither of us could believe ole PP's staying power. Miss kitty anounced she was finished, and it was PP's turn to finish.

PP took over the wheel and began driving miss kitty. PP made a left, and a right, and a left, and took her all the way home. PP had one more place to go before turning over the keys. It was something I had only done once before and it was with miss K1 just a few days earlier. Will have to consult the kama sutra to find out the name of this one, but it did the trick. PP went into overdrive, and it was soon all over.

I will have to return to neverland soon. I am running out of peanut butter, and I love honey roasted peter pan. I probably won't be able to go back soon, so someone please let me know when miss k2 returns. LL tells me, I really need to try that flavor.

I would like to hear about some happy exploits. Any of you had the pleasure yet?

PP out

 

[Ron Tellem]

Some time ago (ie, many years), there was an AMP on wisc ave near the safeway and holiday inn, and I was caught in a bust.

Thankfully all action on my part has finished and I was putting on my shoes when suddenly plainclothes LE came through and opened all the doors. I realized what it was and just sat there; DC copdude in charge came in and asked me what I was there for; I responded very respectfully and with a lot of "sirs" that I was there for a massage; he asked if there was any "masmassageplanet.netation"; I interpreted that as me jerking myself off and said no; he says "we're after the girls, not the Johns"; he asked again and I said no; then he looked and me and basically said "dude, I'm a man, ok, I know you're lyin"; I remained mute, because anything you say can and will be used against you; they led me downstairs where they were taking polaroids of the girls; he asked the other cops if they wanted my pic; they said no; I walked out.

What I learned:

1. Stay calm even though you're freaking out inside.

2. Remain respectful; look LE in the eye and use the word "sir" or "officer" or both.

3. Do not rely on promises made or implied in questioning, or any threat that. They "know" you did something, or "man-to-man" speaking style like you're both in it together.

4. Understand that. With some exceptions for on-street activities. LE views this as enforcement against supply, not demand.

 

[jimmy4burnet]

Have not been doing the AMP thing for awhile. But back in the day we could expect an electioin year crackdown and then a return to normal. (I kind of miss Marion Barry's administration). But my sense is that this may be different. We never really recovered from 'Black Wednesday. '. I am thinking this is a continuation.

Any thoughts on this?

 

[jokerman131]

LexLuther, I've addressed some of the points you've raised in post #624 .

n2

 

[arman]

Bobby:

Glad you enjoyed our fair city and that from reading this board you found what you were looking for.

I think the place you remember as your fav off of RI Ave was named Ginza. You correctly remember the upstairs VIP area and the convenient parking in the rear. It was basically a townhouse. It got closed down when the mamasan who ran the place tried to bribe one of DC's finest.

Peace and love,

Lax