Massage Parlor Reports

[owlbeback]

John,

I would advise against online translation services. Often times, the strict translation is meaningless.

n2

PS: For those who do not have the Asian Language Pack installed on their computer. The bitmap version of A John's Hangul message is attached.

 

[miz_shelly]

I visited the former site of the Olympics a few days ago. Nice that you can take public transportation! Made the trip up the stairs as if I was lighting the flame. Met the Mamasan at the door at the top of the stairs. Said the usual line about not being there since they held the Olympics but that I remembered Room 5 fondly. After a few minutes, Michelle came into the room. She was about 5'6 and an all natural girl -- solid B's -- probably 35 or so. Her command of the language was very good. She told me several details about herself and the Olympics I'll be happy to privately share with other Seniors that really shed some light on her profession.

After a very attentive TS and sauna, she proceeded to the massage seforum.xxxe and did a great job. She vigorously -- and I mean vigorously -- spoke to me in Asian languages. Being from the NE US, the only way I could respond was in French. Everything came to a completion in the usual way. I plan a future session with her when I'm not so rushed to get to the airport. It was the usual DC fare when all was said and done.

The only drawback to the Olympic Stadium is to have to be waiting out on the street to be buzzed into the stadium. I happened to be walking up to the stadium at the exact time that the on-foot USPS mail carrier (a female, no less) decided to drop off the delivery to the Olympic Committee. I decided to walk around the block one more time.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Yeah, it was a 20 second blip if that....now was it really worth closing them down for a foot note during a 30 minute news story? What did the city get out of that? If anything the AMPs are pretty innocuous.

Wrestling club was a gay venu and not sure about the 1429 parkwood place...did we miss something? LOL

Another place that closed, but not listed....hmmmm. I wonder if they'll be back?

 

[cbvnd368796]

Speaking as a young monger, I can only partially verify what BB is saying. Most places are more on edge when a young man comes through the door. What you need to do, in this case, is just be confident. The more nervous and halting you are, the more your inexperience shows and makes the AMP residents nervous. Just act like you know what you're doing, though (and name drop a couple of places you've already been to) and you can get to the TS.

From there, it's all about being bold, but polite. Younger guys are at a disadvaneforum.xxxe because A) they're probably less experienced with the scene and B) they could be a trap, and still not look like LE. I ask you, what do vets have that newbies don't? Confidence. Confidence that they will get what they want and confidence that if they don't that they can leave. Project that confidence and it gets easier.

I admit that I have experimented with this. Granted, I've looked like I'm in my mid 20's since hitting puberty, but by no means do I look like the typical monger age. I've presented my age as everywhere on the 20-35 spectrum, played "nervous first timer," "long time vet who started young," etc. What works best for the young guys is emotional honesty. Nervous? Say so - you can be a guy who doesn't do this sort of thing often, and that often works great. That angle has gotten me FS at a few places that supposedly don't offer it.

TL;DR: Don't be an ass, be polite, but firm with the girl about what you want. Take the TS, chat, and be human

 

[Chris Haggard]

Was this the same thing that happened to that joint above the Subway Sandwich shop on Connecticut? When will it open again?

 

[Armund Steele]

Some of you Wanker's will never learn.

If I like one thing and you like another, it's called preference. I guess to each his own doesn't matter anymore.

This is why I stopped posting and stick with PMing Sr Members.

 

[Moonlightheaven]

A guy with two posts comes in here and asks questions and he is given the bum's rush because he is a newbie.

A guy with one post comes in here and reviews a robbery in front of a new place and everyone thanks him for the info.

Why is the second guy more trustworthy than the first?

I know the location is not the best, but come on....

AD

Please take no offense, BlueStar11. This is directed more at the others. Whether you got robbed or not, you are a newbie.

 

[Amir H]

Yeah, you sure as hell don't wanna step through the WRONG door, Jake. If they're serving food, you might wind up as one of the menu items --- i.e., a lot of pork between your buns (mayo optional).

It sounds as though the SWs that were so populous on the K/L Loop a few weeks back are now far and few between. Is that the case now, or am I misreading something? PM me with any details, if you can.

 

[weasa]

You're right about not getting worked up over tipping up front, that's why I did it without question. It's just if you hold back the tip it seems they work harder to earn it. The performance today was an example. I enjoy DATY. I love seeing them get off. That was not an option for me today. She had my money and I was to do it her way or it was tough. Don't get me wrong, I got my rocks off but it was not as fun a time as it could have been.

It does also seem to expose them to LE though. I guess like in my case when I gave her .6 she only said "I need full payment". I guess in LE terms they could just be more expensive than most places.

I was told that it was a place that catered to Asians perhaps that has some bearing on the matter. I knew June and she was always a good time for me. To bad she was not available.

As they say YMMV!!!

 

[mack_9]

There's a gay bar near there? Damn...I thought the guys were awfully friendly. Guess I should've gotten the hint when one tried to grab my ass. LOL. They stopped bothering me when I headed for the correct door...

 

[RBS]

Guy's,

There usually is a reason she doesn't want you to go down, and take head to the ladies advice. It will save you a life of unhappines. She is only protecting herself,the last thing she wants is a person coming back and giving the place trouble and her.

Commonsense

 

[spunk ransom <3]

When you go find out and write your review,be sure to let the boys in MD know.

 

[stargirl]

Let me clarify. Honolulu was $$ all in. .50 to the house and $.50 tip. Still more than here, but the quality was way higher than what have seen here. So far.

 

[pierced_parrot]

Been a long time. Was out of the country for awhile. Anyways, visited Rio since I was win the neighborhood. Mamasan tells me the shower room is broken so no shower. I was ok with it so I decided to see my pick. In comes, U-MI. She is not skinny but chubby weight. Her face was cute but seemed mid-30s. When I asked, she said 30. No shower, so very long massage. It was great. She has great hands. On the flip, she started her thang. Kisses and CBJ started. From there it was mish, dog, standing, and mish to finish it off. She had a very nice attitude. I will repeat.

 

[mstdean518]

Still inconsistent as usual, but I had a good time time there the other day.

Just make sure to call before you go, and don't dick around with the big boss.

You can PM for more, but I'm only responding if you have some posting history.

So, seriously, all the AMPs are closed now? Any updates? I don't go often, and my usual spot still works for me, but sometimes I want a good K-girl. Tysons is just too damn far for me.

 

[Donkey]

Like the whopper. Just kidding. Been away and been tired but last night I had a dream that wouldn't let anyone know.

Well, I was at the door of a Green address. Nice to see the weather has warmed up enough where I don't need a coat. Parking was easy and seemed like a true fantasy. I met a series of people. First was an older lady who gave me a hug and was very happy to see me. Like a reunion of sorts. Then I was in a different room and I met a young lady with a Mickey Mouse t-shirt on. Nice girl. Very nice body. Great ass.

I got a nice shower, sat in the sauna for a few and then went back to the second room I was in. Relaxing as hell. Plain and simple. I got a massage from head to foot. Face down was what I can remember. Attention was spent on my back, scalp, legs as well as my feet. Truly amazing.

Next I'm on my back, and the massage continues. More attention to the areas that really need it. Some areas were especially attended to. Next BigJob was with with her tongue. Then we moved on to a kitty that was in the room. Kitty liked the attention.

Moving on, we met with a missionary for talks. Then we took the wiener dog out for a walk. Dog was happy to go. Smiled all the way. On to the last act, I'm leaving. Said goodbye to Mickey, then the older lady. On to the car and home.

I woke up around 12PM and went into the bedroom for some decent sleep. I hate falling asleep on the couch. Kills my back.

I like the New LoveLOS scale. So here goes.

Face: 8
Body: 8
Massage: 9
Attitude: 8
Sexo: 9
Repeat: Definitely...for a dream..it was awesome


Cabbie!

 

[Joyce]

Even the satellite view looks a little shady. If you float around with google maps, the graffiti and other red flags will keep me away. Hopefully we'll get some better options in the new year.

Cabbie!

PS Happy New Year everyone. Let's all make a resolution to have more fun and be uber careful out there!

 

[silly girl]

Maybe some of us just have hearts and a sense of responsibility! While the likelihood that you are getting scammed is about 90%, your attitude is puzzling. I thought all you "non-bleeding hearts" were all about personal responsibility?

 

[CheerxGirl]

Once more, in ENGLISH this time!

Do you have a problem?

JJ

 

[Game tech]

I have been to green only once, and saw Nana.

She was truly special.

I am sorry to hear this.