Massage Parlor Reports

[MCorporalAdams]

Let me drop my comedic persona for a moment and talk openly and seriously about something that I can safely say is of great importance to a great many of the folks who are members of this board. That is the subject of the AMP industry.

Here we have an industry which has sprung up without any help from anyone but themselves. That is to say they get no help from any level or branch of government. They have stepped in to fill what is obviously a deep-seated need on the part of many men to have available for purchase in one hour increments a particular type of relaxation, intimacy, fantasy, or whatever else you may wish to call it.

There are of course other segments of our society which are vehement in their desire to prohibit this type of activity. On the one hand you have the militant far right true believers. These are also the people who believe we should not have access to alchohol, gambling, cigarettes, and a whole plethora of other of life's small pleasures.

The militant left (particularly the distaff side) feels that this activity is demeaning to women. The problem with their thinking is that the AMP industry is not merely the domain of ignorant, disadvaneforum.xxxed women. I personally know a number of women in this industry who are quite well educated and who have amassed considerable fortunes by virtue of their work in it.

I am reminded that within the past year, several thousand sex workers in Korea demonstrated in Seoul for the right to continue their careers. Contrary to what many believe, we mongers are not a depraved lot. We too come from all walks of life, all socioeconomic levels. Some of us are well educated and others not so well educated. What I suggest is that if we really love this hobby, we band together and let the government and the rest of the country know how we feel about the AMP industry. If you are afraid of letting people know who you are, you could wear a mask or some other form of disguise.

I suggest that on January 1, 2008 we demonstrate in front of some important D.C. government edifice. I suggest we let everyone know how much we value this freedom. Keep in mind that almost every advanced society on the planet allows some form of legalized prostitution. Why is it that in this area as in so many others, America is so far behind?

LexLuther

 

[daa]

Yes, thank you, I got the same info after I went there and asked for her in person rather than over the phone. I was told she would be back.

GW

 

[Russell]

Gotta Agree with MAc on this one I am late 20's and the less drama and guarantee make the world a beautiful place.

Plus he is young so he can play the club/party seen and monger.

 

[nicky]

Looks like we will all have to start using Md. And NOVA spas for a while. Plan B kicks in when DC gets shut down. I can't figure why now?

 

[BellaBeatle]

Alpha D, thanks for the help. She will be working in an AMP, not private residence. Yes, she is Japaneese, late twentys, attractive, slim build by our standards, with B-C cups, and a perfect ass. Probably at rub-n-tub, not FS place.

Whlndeal

 

[Kuro Yuki]

Edit. Supposed to be PM

 

[brawlmania(luis)]

Van Driver said, on January 20: The other day I went to a place, paid something, and experienced something good. The person with whom I experienced this thing had blondish, red, yet sort of black hair that was curly, yet sort of straight. She had blue, or green, or brown eyes and a really hot body. But, I cannot tell you what her body looked like because I do not want to reveal too much. Damn, I just told you that she was a woman. I hope I did not give too much away.

If you go there, I would totally recommend you ask for her.

Van

I loved that review. It was a response to some idiot, and it was perfect.

On January 24, LL talked about how flying on U. S. Flagged carriers sucks. I have to agree that it is the worst experience in the world. I fly all the time. I am a premier passenger with United, Northwest and Korean Air. Most of my travel is to Asia. When flying to China, Thailand, Korea, etc. , through Tokyo, the American carriers always have the old, fat, cranky flight crew. (There have been rare exceptions who have been great.) In Tokyo, the crew changes, and for the flight to the final destination, you have a young, attractive, attentive crew. It is a wonderful experience. Of course, when I fly ANA, Korean Air, Thai Airways or Asiana, you get the young, attractive, attentive crew all the way. It all boils down to job descrimination in this country. If your grandmother wants to continue flying the Washington to Tokyo route, they have to let her stay on. An entrepeneur who tries to do what LL suggests will face a lawsuit the next day. I should add that it's not just Asian carriers that provide this kind of service. I've flown South African Airways, and the flight attendants were young, attractive, and attentive, and the food was delicious, and even on short domestic flights, all of the above applied, as well as full bar service. When I fly for business I have to fly with the contract carrier, but wherever there is a code share and the equipment (I. E. , crew) is a foreign partner, I'm on it.

 

[Tapioca Is A Pipe Bomb!]

Sniper,
Personally I think it is just you...

So, I take it you would consider 18 minutes, with a table shower a quickie?

ROTFLMFAO,
LL

 

[jeanling78]

Going downtown again later this week. Both places are GREAT but which one is the best at the moment?

What say you, O my Brothers?

JJ

 

[LittleMeg [TOOL]]

Bebe was in today and should be around a few more days.

 

[Tristan]

I haven’t been treated this bad in a DC AMP in a long time. Stay away from the Candy at 1333.QUOTE]

I couldn't agree more!! Candy was so lame for me a while back that I just got dresses picked up my cash and left. She just had a bad overall attitude, not the "make you feel special" attitude you usually get from the girls. I went back once since then but they were closed. I have been hitting 14K instead. If they have fresh talent I would go back but not for the Candy!!

 

[?Ashlyn?]

After months of researching and watching these boards I finally get to share a recent dream of my own. I havent had such a dream in a long time. Today I dreamt I went on a metro mission to that place we have all been discussing on these boards. I know my post count does not make this dream look real but I swear this dream was legit. The place in my dream is indeed open. Here's my review.

When I get to the city I walk to where the place is located. I had called earliar that morning and the lady confirmed they were open. When i arrived I called and am told which door to go to. I get let inside and am greeted by a very friendly Mamasan. She shows me into my room and I get undressed and toweled right away. Mamasan ask what I want to drink and I ask for a Sprite.

In come this petite Korean girl named Tammy bringing in my drink. Nice natural breasts and pretty face. I wish she had not put on so much make up but I was still liking her. She walks me to shower. Pretty much standard procedure. After I'm dried up she massages me as I'm faced down. Massage gets better when she starts stepping and walking on my back. One reason why I love smaller women.

Now to the fun part. She applies raincoat and starts rubbing than sucking. We than switch to doggy. After doing a bit of that, she beats me off for a lil. To finish the job she rode me cowgirl style until I was satisfied. She brings in a hot towel to clean me off and massages me more. I get dressed and she hugs me as I'm leaving. Mamasan wishes me a good day.

I definetely had a better time this time around as this was only my 2ND AMP dream. (You can read about my previous wall of text AMP dream in 1st time thread) My only complaint is I wish it was more like a GFE. Good customer service though. Would repeat but I wanna try different flavors.

 

[Ole Saint Nick]

I usually tip afterwards too. I think 1818 is the only place that I have tipped up front. I do use the LL method of leaving the $ under my sunglasses or my cell phone on the table where it can be seen. (cell phone that is turned off!!)

BDD

 

[swayyde12]

I always thought it was standard operating procedure to tip beforehand at an AMP. Give them donation (or they count it on the night stand) and they leave to get supplies. The amount you give tells them what you expect. I've also discussed it with the provider and donated then. Never have I paid after the fact. In contrast to your statement, how would they know to trust you if you were paying after the fact? It's much easier to trust the person working at an establishment who answers to a mamsan than some random anonymous person who could disappear forever the second he walks out the door. Let's do the deed and then let me dig into my pocket only to have half of what I promised. Makes no sense for them.

Pretty sure if you read the reviews in this section dating back to the boards inception that tipping beforehand is common practice.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I am so sorry to post this information so late. Went to Supra around 10:00 pm on 1/1/2008. Only two girls were working Mimi and Eva. Eva was busy so Mimi was assigned to me. Mimi was not very attractive and she was not quite my type. She also had a lumpy lip. I really do not know what that was about. Anyway, I asked for Ruby. Mimi told me that her and Ruby were real good friends. Mimi stated that Ruby was on vacation and would not be returning. After telling her that Ruby was my favorite and that I had been with Ruby a coupla of times, she stated that there may be a possibility that Ruby would come back. I could not tell if she was telling the truth or not. I think these girls go on vacation for a month. If they do not come back after a month, they usually do not come back.


Propilot-over and out.

 

[kokopelli9090]

Stopped in on a whim, greeted by tiny mammasan and back to the room. Told her I wanted someone "just like her", and in walks Young. Drat! Had seen her before and not impressed. However, she had been on "bacation" and just returned last week or so. Much better this time, seemed more relaxed and open to suggestions. Which I had several!

Standard events, TS was pretty good, and the massage was fine. Service was better than last time, but still NOT stellar. All in all, after this visit, I would probably not kick her out if I got her on the next visit, but would not ask for a repeat.

AM

 

[dark_sapphire21]

Plumbing work has always cost me .8 even after the .7 house fee increase.

 

[Bumble]

Hey Sam69,
Did you mention that the Sun had set early? Meaning, they were closed?
Cause, I know the owner. Can you let me know, exactly when you were there?

Thanks...

Peace out.
H4L

 

[Babak Kratosbbm]

Saw mya or something similar to it if I remember correctly. She said she came from hotlanta. A bit mature (but she still looks ok) compared to the norm, and thicker (not the spinner type) but does she give a good, hard massage!

TS is so-so. Wasn't really eventful but the main event is ok except that you can tell she's got a high mileage already. Her warm-ups need a bit more encouragement too. Thing is, as I mentioned before, her massage was excellent. She took her time and I didn't feel rushed at all. Had a great relaxing time.

I'd repeat only for the massage.

 

[venu]

Long time reader, first time poster.

I headed to 14K and asked the Mamasan for Rose. Rose was all tied up, with an important assignment that would take her another 40 minutes or so. (I wonder what it was?) Mamasan calls for a lineup (of 3 girls) and I shrewdly asked for Vivi.

Vivi came in and asked how I knew her. I told her about the internet. Vivi is very into this internet stuff and wanted the website. She then asked what I had read and I told her I heard that her TS was good, massage was so so, and ending was good.

Needless to say I am now very clean, especially my legs and feet. Since her massage rating was so so, Vivi put some real effort into it. Good massage! The main event started well when Vivi came close to AR. Things became a little challenging, as soldier boy has gotten tired with age. So, Vivi used some awesome muscle control to help things out. I must give credit where it is due; Vivi can do kegels! Eventually she gave the tired soldier a helping hand. Things got all messy and I requested a 2nd TS. Vivi checked with Mamasan and got the green light. Now this was good service! She even asked me to take 2 candies on the way out!

I would definitely repeat with Vivi! I’m giving her 8’s and 9’s across the board, because she was willing to do what it took to please. It was the kind of situation where she could have left me hanging and a CL girl would have! The Mamasan at 14K is also very nice. This is the first time I have seen her.

I chatted with Vivi long enough for her to repeat LT’s background intel:
"About her story... she has worked here before at M street, but says its closed now. She lives in Queens where she just goes clubbing and shopping with her friends every day. Been in the US for 3 years (she's 26), but speaks very great Engrish considering. …"

During the warm-ups I let Vivi know what I wanted and she definitely listened. I also promised to post about her before we started. Perhaps that helped? More importantly, she wanted to improve her performance. Let her know about the AR thing if you’re into it and you just might get lucky.

For the record, I dished out the standard fare.