Massage Parlor Reports

[scheccid2]

With all the flaming, I figured I'd add a review to mix it up a bit.

Went to 1333 first floor today. First time for me. Of course - I said I've been there before. Was hoping to get Jennie from past reviews but "she vacation".

Got Sue. A bit long in the face (weathered) and a pouch from a pregnancy but overall not to bad. 5'1ish. Tiny thing. Man made C's. (par for the course). Nice TS, everything covered well. Special attention paid to the backside. Always a good thing.

Massage was pretty plain. Mucho AR from behind with attention paid to the member from behind. Always fun. Flipped over for an excellent CBJ and alot of AR (legs up) until completion. Those of you who know, I leave the deep diving to you all. Didn't jizz in her face. Would've been nice though. =)

Not to bad. Will repeat. Standard door fee + 4x20 for the college tuition.

On the way out I found this humorous. Passed the bar on the end and noticed the sign had an open ended wrench turning a nut with another nut beside it. Very phallac like. Thought that was funny considering the clientelle.

Cheers

 

[reighning]

Good idea, lets call her Tinkerbell. I always did figure Peter Pan was hittin that tiny pussy, but the children's story writers kept it hush hush...

 

[Nekhtet]

Well, I am telling you it is PRICEY: $350 for an hour (I know.). But I took there a girl I was dating and afterwards we didn't stop fucking and licking each other for hours. The place is totally legit: Qi on Georgetown. You can negotiate the price down a bit.

 

[moo goo gai pan]

Well, I checked the city paper today. Nothing in chinatown (besides L.), nothing in brookland. So again, if anyone knows of anything, I'd be very appreciative if you contact me.

Thanks, ex.

 

[aquaninja]

From my post last week - a map showing AMPs and metro stops:
http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?f=q&...=38.92149,-77.014503&spn=0.126876,0.2314&z=12

LT

 

[orlenda]

On recommendation here from a few members I checked out GBT in their new location. It is in a 'hood I'm familiar with so no biggie. The house was nice. The girl, veronica, was very sweet. Approx 21, about a 7. 5 face with a 7. 5 body. As I knew what kind of place it was before I got there, I. E. Mostly massagi, the experience is different. Although it did get good. We undressed and chatted and she rubbed my back and body very nicely, damn good for a massagi girl.

Then she took it all off and gave me a little show during which I took charge and closed my own deal. I negotiated a self performance early with a mutual display and a finisher delivered by the provider. In between we had a nice massage, she rubbed my feet very well. Something my wife will never do for me.

Overall the atmosphere was relaxed, the tempo was perfect, and service was with a smile the entire time. There is something nice about a young 20-something white girl after all these years of AMP.

Its a bit pricey given the limited menu but I did walk out of there feeling damn good. I will revisit.

Thanks for all the tips, as I've RTFF many times over.

 

[Bret H]

Found myself at Rio this afternoon. Mamasan immediately recognized me as a repeat customer. W/O me asking, she offered up Bobbie. Busy place. Hustled me into the Sauna for about 20 minutes to wait, then onto the waiting room and then onto the therapy room 15 minutes latter. Pretty much killed my lunch break there. =)

Bobbie was very pleasant on the eyes but I think I missed the hype train on this one. I think I just like them smaller (ALA old DT days). She had a weird band aid/patch on her back shoulder. Dunno what that was about.

TS was as described before. Backside cleaned but not supper thorough. Paid attention to the rim though which usually leads to a good does of AR. Frontside cleaned quite thoroughly. Minimal massage but prolonged finger - light touch muscel relaxation. No AR. Pretty standard fair on the flip. Not superstar action but her attitude was spot on. As it is with me, no DATY (by choice) and the standard CBJTCIM. I pretty much look for nothing more than that. I'm easy to please I guess. Standard house fee and college tuition donation.

Another quirk of mine is that I'm quick to get out. I'm not fond of hanging out and cuddling etc. Finish up, clean up and move on is what I'm about.....especially when I'm beyond my lunch hour. I had about 45 minutes in addition to wait time invested before I told her it was time for me to go. She said I had another 15 and really pressed me for it. I assured her it was alright and I was running a bit late....but truth be told, I just wanna get out (most of the time). Am I in the minority on this?

Overall, pleasant experience with Bobbie. Nothing that I will be running back for however. Guess I just missed the train. Don't get me wrong - she was very enjoyable and fun and energetic and appealing. Worth the fee's. Definitely above average but not mind blowing IMHO. She may be though in the other areas that I typically don't partake in.

-Nova Guy-

PS - I remember the first time I ever visited Rio....it was with LL. Fun fun night. Makes me chuckle to think about that.

 

[Nikki33]

Gingerman,

Is Smile 2nd or 3rd floor in that building? Or is there just one now?

 

[SEO]

Character: Rhett Butler
Book: Gone With The Wind

Instead of 10 points I would like the name and number of the Escort/Amp where you got your recent all time best blow job!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Lax - thanks for the hint - i got it! Thanks!

 

[Aporia]

Please accept my apology.

JJ

 

[ebrliekich]

Probably landlord refurb of ICM and M Str dropping down a level. Really can't see two AMPs in the same building, although the thought of a price war and return of VIP cards worth something would be nice...KL

 

[Exio]

I just got back from a fine time with Diane at 14K. As normal, she is beautiful with long black hair, big jugs and sweet body and skin. Wonderful!

TS was just so-so. Massage was worse, BUT the main event made up for it tenfold!

If you remember the Diane from Downtown several years ago you will know the oral skills of this Diane. AMAZING! She must be able to breathe thru her ears!

Great kegels too!

She says she will be there for maybe 10 years or so! You have plenty of time to check her out but even if you do not get her, all of them at 14K are just wonderful!

DO NOT PM ME for details more than I just shared! Go see for yourself!


JJ

 

[i-luv-vampires]

Went to Orange one rainy night this week. Only downside was running into one of you guys on the stairs, but hey, what's a little awkwardness.

Door was opened by "Lee, " porcelain-pale skin, 5'4". Good shower, very, very nice massage.- professional quality.

Wonderful nips, B-ish real cups, light almost pink nipples.

Good experience. On the way out, she said I should come back, and ask for her.- "Coco. " Coco Lee? No, Coco.

 

[starlet51490]

Just posted about Lisa at Golden. Checked EMP and found the "CLOSED" stamp across the tab on Golden. Downer.

I stopped by Sky to try to get a session with this chesty Lora I read about. Called ahead and still couldn't get a session with her when I actually got there. Money's too tight these days for me to waste it on something I don't really want so I left and promised to come back another time.

 

[? Christina angel baby ?]

"Don't get me wrong, nothing bad about her service. I guess I just look forward to the day when I stumble upon a girl who is begging for it and thinks my 6 incher is really 10."

Tip her double and brother, she will be begging for more!

 

[carbefangirl]

Your lost in the sauce. You don`t have a clue.

Back when business was good 2006 there were many local spa`s Sun, Supra, Downtown just to name a few that had more than 35 to 40 customers a day. There was anywhere from 4 to 6 women working 18 hour days 20,K a month was the normal. The girls transfer to different locations because of several things the first one is money, can get along with others, does not like the grueling pace. Depending on their situation $20-$40 of the house pay is theirs. Their expense $150 to the cook $150 for groceries and their fee with tip to the taxi driver. He also gets paid for the grocery store run. Many of them have doctors acupuncture's etc.. This differs from place to place some of these women will ride in a taxi from here to Texas. Everyone of them say the same thing they do it for the money it's definitely not something they enjoy. Just sit outside one time and eat a brown bag lunch you will be amazed at the filth that goes inside literally!

 

[cutseypututaypie88]

Did an AMP tour of DC for the first time in three years. Here’s what I found:

1818 New York Avenue, stopped by here last Saturday (Oct. 18th) at 3:30 p.m. A 50-ish woman buzzed me in, then said “sorry, no girls here now.” I asked what time they’d be there and she replied “come back after 8 p.m.”

1829 M Street, 3rd Floor – A fully-dressed 60-ish woman answered the door and escorted me to one of the rooms, then walked away without asking for the house fee. As I got undressed, a slender woman dressed in a skimpy Teddy walked in; the problem was that while she had a decent-looking face, she also appeared to be close to 60 years old! She asked for the $60 house fee, which I gave, then watched me as I completed stripping my clothes off and asked “what else do you want?” I replied “full service, of course” to which she said “that will be a $160 tip.”

I froze and said “you’re kidding, the tip normally is $100” but she held firm at the $160 figure. So, I snatched the $60 out of her hand, got dressed, and headed for the door. As I walked out, she offered to reduce the tip to $140, I said sorry and walked out.

1829 M Street, 2nd Floor – there had been an “all-American college girls” spa here several years ago that was usually HJ-only, but not any more. There was a sign on the 2nd floor door for a “Gold Spa” but the place was closed and looked as if it had not been open in a while.

1815 M street, Jasmine Spa – finally, some success. Another 60-ish mamasan answered the door, but the girl who came into the room for my massage was a fairly cute mid-30s Korean woman named “Candy.” Fun table shower, decent massage, Candy was very pleasant and enthusiastic. House fee was $70 and I tipped the proper amount (much less than $160). Yes, I’ll try to return here next time I’m in town, and yes I’ll ask for Candy.

 

[factxry]

It has taken me almost a week to chime in and do a review of the whole Roger Nelson GB Session thing. I was on the fence for a long time until I got the balls to get off the fence and go and enjoy myself.

I am basically a big fan of the AMP thing where you can sit back and let them take the lead and pay too much money for half ass services, or have a nice time but pay way too much money for really NOTHING. Once you have had a Table Shower for the hundredth time, with all of the right areas scrubbed and probed for proper cleanliness and then toweled dried and sent back to be digitally abused by nice hands, and then forking over more cash for a tug, or whatever else you want to get into, it is a routine that grows old and you NEVER can really go to another level with the majority of these ladies.

AND do I even need to go into the fact that in the DC area we all know that so many places have closed and I can't begin to tell you how many times I have tried to get into Vermont, Shell Green, and EverGreen recently with each responding to me, 'we So so So SORRRY' because they are full. (if you all are ever in Philly, try 'Fun-City'. It will take you back to when DC had some nice old houses where girls were abundant.)

ANYWAY. Sorry that I am rambling. The desire for the NUT drove me to finally stop being silly and see what this whole $ advertisement was all about from Roger.

There is a bit of back and forth over time from some members who have had issues but I just ventured out on Sunday afternoon and had the time of my life.

Roger's deal is very real, honest, and an opportunity for you to spend just $ and have a ton of fun and conversation and even spend the day watching the redskins in the best setting possible. Now if you are not into the swing thing / GB thing it may be not for you.

I would say you should think about simply because if money means anything to you, this is the BEST VALUE going.

I received the email for the event. There had been a few sent over time that I never paid any attention to, but after being shut out at my normal AMP stroll that I do, I said forget it and just headed to Silver Spring.

Now as soon as I walked into the room I realized that it was absolutely no reason to be concerned really.

As many times as we have all been through the AMPs or spending time going through the StreetWalker stroll thing, why would a secure hotel room that is Metro accessible be a problem or concern? I spent years doing the loop in Patterson Park in Baltimore and even doing deep time from Wabash-Reisterstown Road-Garrison BLVD in Baltimore and I do not even need to talk about the ole' Pig Town days. In DC I did the L and K loop in the late 1980s / early 1990s and lived in Logan Circle and chased ass from Rhode Island Ave NE to South Dakota Ave NE. ANYWAY, with just a few of these details I provided, (and I was a member of the former Capitol Couples Swinger club back when they partied in SW in 1989) , 'Senior Members' will know that my voice is one that speaks with a depth of experience but I am not at all trying to say I am worthy of anything. I am just speaking truthfully and letting folks know about another option.

I am just trying to let folks know that if you like to keep your portfolio of getting' your freak on diverse and varied, the Roger Nelson GB option is valid and fun.

NO. It is not for everyone. If you are not into spending a minimal amount of money and having access to BEAUTIFUL females who accommodate you and who are ONLY naked in your presence at all times, then maybe it is not for you. If you are not into hours of having fun from multiple positions, and females who enjoy making sure you are happy and who will wait for you to 'recover' from nuttin' as much as you want to, this GB thing might not be for you. If you are not into being extroverted this way, you are missing out!

I do not know Roger and his team of professionals but what I can say is that I spent $ and it has been a decade since in one afternoon I had had so much sex that I walked around for about 4 hours later on a natural high just giddy and DRAINED in a proper fashion.

This is not some lame ass corny fool who is promoting this guy's forum. I am just letting you know that the folks in that room were respectful, and all of the dudes were focused on the same thing and the ladies were such a joy to be around.

Don't get it wrong.

I will still pop into the AMP to lay back and have some woman I can't communicate with wash my asshole better than I can myself and rub me in ways that chill me out but there is nothing like the power of spending your hard earned money and being completely satisfied from head to toe. Check it out for the thrill of it, and when you are on your 3rd or 4th nut and your cock is saying you can't take anymore, remember that the GB forum is always a condom safe option for bliss and a focus on what it should be about. Value and ecstasy.

 

[keani]

Murphy's Law. I was just getting ready to step out of NoVA and venture into DC this weekend. Judging by past board activities though this is like the tide, and before long we'll hopefully have some new places to celebrate.