Massage Parlor Reports

[Bye Bye]

Just returned from Wilson Boulevard and Jefferson haven't been there in a while. Not sure of her name I think Mai or Meme took care of me she wasn't into good of a mood as today she is supposed to be leaving however her new replacement has not showed up. House momma said everyone else was busy. Everything was very mechanical paid for 45 minutes and was out the door in 40 I would not recommend her. I'm not sure who else was working.
Happy Hunting
AJ

Using Ignore Lists (01-23-07)
I just finished responding to more than 100 reviewed posts, a task that in itself will give anyone a headache, but this particular batch struck me has having an unusually high number of complaints that essentially amounted to one member not liking another member's writing style or review content, which leads me to offer this general suggestion:

If you don't like another Forum Member's reviews, then simply add them to your "Ignore List" and you'll never see their reviews again.

You can access your personal "Ignore List" under your User CP. Just login, select "User CP" from the top menu bar, then select "Buddy / Ignore Lists" from the left side column.



PS
Don't PM me anymore for information!

당신은 정보를 어쨌든 사용하지 않는다

 

[Philip McCrevice]

We are on a review site and an information sharing site. I know all too well the girls in all the spas would perfer no one ever write a review or post on the internet. They also tell you not to tell anyone (that includes friends who then tell friends who tell friends etc), but we all tell friends. Once you share the info, you've lost control of it.

But that is in conflict with this site's purpose which is to share information and prevent other members from making mistakes or wasting money. We appreciate it when someone's intel prevents us from wasting our $$ and we try to repay in kind by offering our own experiences.

Too much info is a bad thing I think we all agree. But LE will visit EVERY spa eventually (they have the locations on the business licenses) and it is up to the mamasan and girl to not offer them any illegeal services. Spas were getting busted long before info sharing/review sites existed.

If a particular girl requests you not review her and you want to respect her wishes (and I am one for respecting the girls in the hobby) then by all means do not review her.

Specific details on extra services are not really needed, a lot of that can be done via PM, simply indicate that something extra is available or not and the tip amount is more then enough.

I agree with you for the most part, along with acknowledging this is a site to share info, so some general information needs to be shared.

 

[Elisa]

Junky,

Don't you mean "caucasion" instead of "causation"? In any event, Lex remembers Tender Touch. That's been a long while ago.

LexLuther

 

[Shahnn]

Anybody find themselves spoiled by AMPs? I've visited a few escorts since the crackdown and I find myself disappointed more often then not. Either they look nothing like their picture (never in good ways) or they don't even bother to pretend to be enjoying the experience. And its always right down to business. I find that I really appreciate the build up that the TS and massage provide. It helps establish an at least tentative rapport with the girl. They have always been at least moderately attractive and some surprisingly so. And they are usually friendly, not to mention skilled.

I'm certain this isn't always the case, but at least in my limited experience, you're much more likely to walk away with a smile on your face from an AMP then any escort.

 

[O r e o]

The funny part of all of this is that Chaz, under severe pressure of an LE raid, decided that he'll just get a quick HJ. Lol. Reminds me of the movie Deuce Bigalow where Deuce, under a sever time crunch to restore the apartment he was living in after a disaster, asks the girl at the pet store for some fish at the bottom of the tank in order to have her bend over into the fish tank.

 

[nplogd00114]

Like JJ stated, this is not worth arguing about. I do not know if you are in fact the real "Nana". However, I would like to set the record straight. I have no reason to lie. You do offer certain unsafe services. The fact that you come on here denying it makes it even scarier. It makes me question your real motive. Don't get me wrong, I do respect your game. Like you told me on numerous occasions, you are out to get money. That's all I got say on this matter. I am out.

 

[Young Genuis]

Is this the Susie that was working there when it was Gold? And also worked at Orange under the name of Nana?

 

[homophobe]

RealDoll + ASIMO = HOBOTS

 

[Jena Lost]

Hey, Holly.

Since you mention that we're all "fellow" men who are out for the same thing, here's a little advice, man-to-man:

1. First and foremost, understand that the members on this forum gained their information via the expenditure of no small amount of time and money. Once you get to know folks here, you'll find that the guys here are more than willing to help one another, even relative newcomers. What they don't appreciate and won't tolerate is a newbie or a total stranger who, with his first post, asks a question which demonstrates that he's just plain lazy. And when this newbie/stranger gets uppity (please note the spelling) and starts calling other members names (I. E. , "Ass"), he's not doing anything to help his case. Take a clue for the clueless on this point, and adjust the attitude.

2. Show that you've done even a modicum of research, before posting a question for info that's readily available. READ the file, using the 'Search' function if necessary. Or, simply choose a point some months back, and read forward from there. It won't take long, trust me.​

Here's a little more man-to-man advice:

3. When I started out, my first experience was at the old Sakura Spa on Wisconsin Avenue in DC, just across from the Safeway. I went there a second, third, fourth, and fifth time, too. That was the only place I'd ever been to. But then, I found out about another place and decided to try that one. I didn't know anything about it or its rules, but I went anyway. Guess what? The rules were similar, and I had fun there, too. Gradually, I began to branch out to other places, even once visiting a 'legit' place that I mistakenly thought was like the previous places. I learned from that experience. You say that you've never been to any place except CPHC? Well, time to start branching out, Holly.

4. Again, stow the attitude and stop making sarcastic remarks about "your new friend Van". If you keep going like that, you'll find very quickly that you're not going to gain any more friends, new or otherwise, on this forum. The only thing you'll succeed at doing is making it onto most members' Ignore Lists. Then, the only ones you'll have to converse with are other lazy newbs.​

So, take two GIANT steps backward and try starting over with a whole new attitude. Do a little research, try out a few new places, and post your findings & results. Your new experiences might not turn out exactly as you expect, but the 'homework' you do beforehand will help minimize most surprises that you may encounter. Guys here are also a forgiving lot, and they'll be willing to overlook earlier stupidities. But, you've got to be willing to do your part. If you're unwilling to do that, and you'd rather hang onto your 'tude and your pride, well then, it's been nice chattin' wid ya.

 

[Stacey]

I had a similar experience. Visited this historic spot recently trying to recount times of old. The decor is just a little bit nicer than before. Asked MMS to see the menu and she responded that she would send me a very nice girl. Nana presented herself and was indeed quite suitable. All the same, she asked if she was OK or if I wanted to see another provider. I told her she would be fine for me and it was off to the races. Nana is indeed very good at what she does, standard services for this place but prices are up. 0.8 for house and asking 1.4 for FS. No negotiations on the house but settled on 1.2 for her fee. Good time was had especially from the back view. Didn't see any others there but I did hear some chit chat in K language. Saw 4 or 5 pairs of sexy heels outside one of the doors. This historic spot is back! Prices are up but services are as they used to be.

Play hard and be safe.

Fj

 

[^_^]

Against the wishes of the elitists who rather stifle information, here's a rundown of the talent that I've been acquainted with in this area so far. Ratings are formatted as Looks/Service. Hopefully this will encourage other people to give additional feedback or provide information on new girls. I'm especially curious about Mystic and Rio because they are out of the way for me but I'd be willing to drive to either one if the girls are nice enough.

Star - Link
Coco: 7/7 - Very pretty face. Younger. Okay body. Very good service and allows DATY.
Susie: 7/8 - Okay face. Great body. Older. Very good service and allows DATY. Rating may seem high for no BBBJ but trust me.

Green
Nana: 6/9 - Older and not a great face or body. Has big tits with a huge birthmark she covers up. Gives BBBJ and CIM.
???: 6/7 - Older but still a pretty face with an okay body. I forgot her name but she worked at Green a lot before with Nana and was at 14K for a little bit. Gives BBBJ with some prodding but service still leaves a little to be desired.
???: 4/? - Very ugly girl. I think her name was Honey but not sure. I asked for Nana.

IHC
Tina: 8/6 - Younger with a pretty face and great body. Service is pretty good but no DATY.
Annie: 7/6 - I think this was her name. Younger with pretty face. Okay body and has small tits. Nice personality.
Hana: 6/6 - Younger. Looks hot at first. But once clothes come off and hair goes up she's not that good looking. Nice personality.

Sky Angels - Link
Ria: 8/7 - Younger with a pretty face and good body. Allows DATY.

Dream Desire - Link
Jenny Love: 8/6 - Younger with a pretty face and body. Does not allow DATY or CG.

Asian Privacy - Link
Natalie: 5/8 - Older but provides BBBJ and excellent service.

Tysons Corner Chinese Condo - Link
May: 5/5 - Older and not that great looking. Service is pretty much bang and go.

Falls Church Chinese Condo - Link
Yuyu: 6/5 - Older but body is not that bad. Service is pretty much bang and go.

Independent Escorts
Carmen/Makayla - Link - 7/6 - Younger with okay body with small tits. Service is okay but it is way too expensive ($350).
Hawaii - Link - 8/7 - Pretty face and nice tall body. Younger. Gives BBBJ but service leaves something to be deisred.
Jin - Link - 6/9 - Okay face and okay body. Older. She used to work at Star and Downtown a long time ago. Provides BBBJ and CIM.
Vicky - Link - 8/9 - Pretty face and good body. No tits. Younger and provides BBBJ and CIM. She is Micky/Vicky from Star.

 

[Zamarus]

People like Sleeping Douche Bag need serious help. Reading such reviews bring nothing but hatred for his kind, regardless the degree of their mental handicap.

It saddens me in realization that the ladies have to deal with such ass wipes.

On the other hand, I applaud the rest of you for voicing your objections and standing against such indignity. It's reassuring to see that the good guys are still out there.

Ian

 

[Angela Level 03]

The proper tip for Everything is $100.00

Lip service - $60.00

Handshake - $40.00

You should NEVER take more than $160.00 in any of these places so you will not be tempted to over tip.

JJ

 

[~JYP <3 Gail Kim]

Started in VA, planned to try out a place in McLean, provider was in her 50's and I just could not go through with it. Took the drive into DC around 11pm and ended up on 10th, went up and asked for a petite natural (hate fakes) and got new girl Heidi. She may not be for everyone. I like them thin, and she was a bit pale and almost gaunt, but again that is more in line with my taste, nice handful well-shaped B's. Heidi was great, good attitude and sweet tight little box, just what I needed. YMMV.

 

[chzbrgr]

Jj,

I like your altitude. I'm rapidly approaching the "one poke" seforum.xxxe. The first one is still fine, though. Working on keeping it so.

Be safe,

Rx

 

[hollistergal888]

I've actually been going to 1333 Conn lately and the only thing remarkable has been the new paint and pillows. So I have not even bothered to post on my visits.

BUT, I had a great great experience there the other day that rates a full post.

Headed up after work one night last week on a whim. Came in and mammasan led me back to the room. I looked at her and asked for a line up. Now most other visits I get the Ok and some engliberish and end up with a girl in the room. This time, I go the line up 3 chicks. All new to me. It had been about a 2 week break. OK, so getting a line up there is a step in the right direction.

Anyway, all the women looked great, but one was tiny and much smaller then the others. I selected and headed off to the shower. Her name is Mickey. Sweet body and better then OK face. I was pretty psyched about her rig though.

Off to the TS. She into it, got all the right places. Actually soaped my hand a little and guided my soapy hand up and down the back of her leg. That was new and a good sign. I got very clean.

Off to the room, ok massage, but I was not there for a great one. She got completely nude before the massage. Again, a new one for me. After the massage rub, I got the nipples up and down the back and she started to rub my balls and tickly my ass. Evolved into a face down hand job, propping me up a little. It was ok. The effort was good!

Flipped and I got some good ball and taint licking and side shaft licking, not over the head though. Got some lubed Russian where she was actually saying I had a huge fat cock. Ok, I'm not making a claim, but the fact that I was getting a good show complete with dirty talking, I was really starting to enjoy my visit for the first time since Black Weds. Russian? New one too! I was getting treated well.

CBJ started with the standard comdom application and I was shocked at her ability to enthusiastically take most of my member. I got multiple position BJ. Standing with her on the bed, her on her back with head hanging over edge blowing me, back rolled back over then it was time.

She is small and tight. It took a few minutes to get to full stroking. Got some nice new positions. Me standing and her sitting on the bed. She had some great moves where I stood still and she did all the moving ad grinding. More dirty talk about "fat cock". Again very very nice.

It transitioned into me picking her up and her wrapping her legs around my back. Went that way for a while with her just holding on. She let go with her arms, placing them back on the table but keeping her legs wrapped around me. So a tight leg hold and 2 points of contact with her two hand on the bed.

Finished off mish.

Took the condom off my dick, stood me up and took me in for a second TS! Man what the hell is going on there! Cleaned me up again head to toe. Mammasan actually smiling at me as I walked in and back out the 2nd time. As I came out the second time, mammasan gave me the thumbs up!

Thats that!

Great time. May be the the best time ever in an AMP. Std. 6. I paid out $ upfront, it's my MO, I just like them to know that I'm expecting a good time. But I tipped at the end becuase it was simply just that good.

Hope everyone else has as good a time as I had there on thier next visit. YMMV, but I was pretty happy leaving there for the first time in a long time.

IH97

 

[Mary P]

Thanks man! M Street was it! About 2 blocks down M from the hotel. Jasmine may have been the one below street level beside the cigar bar Ozio. I went up a few flights of stairs so I think it was M Street. What a time and what a girl there last February. I'll try and repeat and look for keyboard girl! May try Therapy if you say good lineup. Never seen a review of that place.

 

[pineapple]

Govman,

What's the purpose of your post? You provided no useful information. If only an expert VIP knows what AMP you're referring to, then they already know and you haven't provided them with usefull info either. And then you didn't even give the provider's name! What a waste of bandwidth!

 

[Suicidal For Life]

Residential neighborhood? JP's is a few doors down and Good Guys is across the street. It's like a little strip mall (literally) with a CVS, Supermarket, restaurants, bars, etc. Too bad the neighborhood caters to the strip joints but not to much less trouble-prone establishments like Young's...

 

[Yousufzai]

That is when I started, and it was $160 then. Think about that. The strength of the dollar back then, better service back then, and no increases. We have been spoiled.