Massage Parlor Reports

[Gonzalez]

I was in the area today and saw a new paint job on the buidling.

I saw Lisa enter the building, I did not have the time or the need for services, but I am sure things are as usual.

 

[katelin]

Finally got around to visiting the infamous 1413 K this morning. I was a little hesitant and on edge, as my last AMP visit had me facing off against DC's finest (or not so fine!) in the Sun raid of last spring, so my paranoia was understandable. I got there around 10 AM ( i figured if a raid was to transpire, a Sunday morning would be the last time they'd come a'knocking), parked on Vermont and walk around the corner. Alot of ppl walking about, but nothing out of the ordinary of downtown DC.

Rang the bell, mama yells to me to pull the door thru the speaker and in i go. She greets me and walks me to my room. I asked for Rose, but was told she was on an 'extended vacation'. I undress and in comes Tammy. Tammy's about 5'4, i'd say about mid to late thirties; shoulder length hair; no tattoos; decent bod, although not very curvy. Flat backside, and she sported A cups (though her top made them look bigger, until she undressed). Now Tammy was what i'd call 'a business woman'. She's not there to make friends, meet her future husband, nor listen to the everyday monger's rants about how ungrateful his wife/girlfriend is, she's just there to make her money, and in return she'll give you the 'basic' AMP service as it's required by the biz. She was extremely quite; pleasant, but very quiet.

She uttered just 6 words, or phrases, during the entire time i was there:

"Money'' referring to the standard fee.
"face down" referring to the shower
"turn over" again, referring to the shower
"I'll be right back"
"You want a bottle of water"-self explanatory.
"Tammy" only after i ASKED for her name, right as i exited the place.

Her TS was standard, but her massagi was probably one of the worst i have ever had at an AMP. Very mechanical. She more than made up for it during the main event with a very memorable BLS, and EXTREMELY good pressure/suction during CBJ. After, i was ushered to mish. where i stayed for a few minutes, then i opted for K9, and there we stayed until the deal was done, signed and delivered. Received a hot rag wipe down at the end, was aided in getting dressed, and offered a bottled water on the way out. In and out in about 30 mins.

It was pretty busy for that time of the day(first time ever going that early). I heard one of you guys out in the hallway being thanked by mama for bringing a box of donuts for everyone (you guys are real Casanova's aren't ya!)........

All in all, it was good to be back. Tammy was decent, but i prefer my provider a little younger and a little curvier. I would recommend her to anyone, but i personally won't repeat.

Tammy:

I give her '6's' across the board, except the massage would have to be a '2'.

Oh yeah, saw the 'Therapy' sign along with times, posted up on the front door of DT. Might give them a try next.

Mr.Snipes

 

[Milk Maid]

I can vividly remember a couple at Happiness and CPHC that I am sure were under 30

Problem is now we're seeing "girls" pushing 40 I suspect!

 

[Bonzo]

Mac, each room should have a plastic "purse". It is to put your wallet in so you can take it with you to the TS, bathroom, sauna, etc. If there is not one in the room you are given, ask.

Have fun,

Rx

 

[Smoochy "Tin Machine"]

VIP is getting a reputation for closing shop early. I called there a few weeks ago to get an appointment before I shuffled over on the metro. This was at 6 pm. They were closed. Oh, they anwered the phone, but said business was slow and they closed early for the evening. I was less than 30 minutes away, but they wouldn't entertain me. Best to call in advance.

AD

 

[Pompal 09.]

1. Where is the best place in DC to get laid for under $200?
2. Are all the AMPs in DC full service?
3. Which AMPs guarantee Greek and ATM for no extra charge?
4. Which AMP has the best looking strumpets?
5. How much does a decent rub and tug cost in DC?
6. Will I be hassled by 5-0?
7. Are there any AMPs that give gift coupons?
8. All all DC AMPs KMPs or are there AZN providers out there?
9. Is EROS-DC a scam or what?
10. Can Igeta blow job and full service at H&H flotation above Papa John's on WIsconsin Ave?
11. Is H&H really a skrulnik joint?
12. Is that place above Eye bar closed for good?
13.

 

[dear jamie]

I have dated and I am dating a girl from this area who has worked several of the area spas. My info is 1st hand.

THEY WILL NOT HONESTLY TELL YOU, that they are from China. Do not ask me why, several girls have other girls call around when looking for jobs because they speak Korean with a Chinese accent and the Korean spa owners can tell, and some wont hire them. Chinese spa owners(and there are many in MD) will hire either Korean, or Chinese/Korean ladies.

The ones working in the Maryland spas, MOSTLY are from China, and live in the small area in Flushing, NY. Many from the same area in China.

Believe what you want when you are in the room, but the girl does and will lie to you especially if she thinks what she tells you will be repeated.

 

[ShaneTalbert.com]

True, but sometimes you can spend whole hour with extras only. Happened to me at Rio and Orange

 

[Rosie Palmas]

So you paid a total of 120 for a CBJ? Man you got taken for a ride! A Jackson could have gotten you FS. I guess she could see you were a rookie and took advaneforum.xxxe of it.

Btw, .6 is pretty standard for a hj, so you could say you got a deal paying the initial .5.

Best post I've read in a long time Max.

Makes me wanna come out of my AMP 'fast', and retry Supra.

 

[theologynut]

Some I'm coming to DC in a week and will be staying on 9th SW. Last year when I was in town I went to the place on M. With the recent trouble anyone pm me a good place to visit when I visit?

Thanks

Be Safe

 

[No longer waiting!]

Northern Kentucky
http://www.local12.com/mostpopular/...9d-aa0056d0b77b

This is what I've been talking about seems it has come to a reality again. Happened in September of last year in our area.

How long Is it before your SO is scoping the area for your car? or all these places are too few and far between?

I don't see why we can't keep this to PM`s between trusted seniors.

This Fucking cop literally quotes USASexGuide as one of their sources of intelligence.

We can make a difference!
Just one man of many men`s opinion!
AJ

 

[Theresa]

Some of us may not be macho men super studs, especially the superannuated ones. Some of us may like it when the K-girls chew our nipples and do FUTB. But Jackson makes it OK for us to be like that without having our masculinity questioned or our gender orientation stated wrongly.

With that said, some of your posts have been quite good. I hope you will continue to post and even continue the humor. But be careful. BSR has inherited TM's crusade against uppity newbies. In time you may be admitted to Olympus where thunderbolts are tossed back and forth with relative impunity.

What is 1688 besides the year of the Siege of Londonderry, Ireland?

Pax (latin for peace), Double Nickle

 

[Clinton]

Requested Hana but was given CeCe. Mamasan was nice and not only did she ask if I'the been there before, before I could answer, she answered for me by saying 'yes, been long time'. Hilarious!

CeCe looked good enough with her clothes on, but when unclothed, her natural Cs with eraser nips were sagging like an old mattress. Not the young tight thing I was hoping for, but her attitude was good enough and I figured I would just give her a good pounding.

TS was good and she made sure I was clean front to back. In the room, I bent over to put out the tip she asked for and she dove in with the AR. Then it was the BBBJ complete with finger massage. Before I knew it, I was about to blow, so I had to push her off of me. Apparently, her punani has seen some severe punishment so she kept her legs tightly closed to keep me from long-stroking it. Mish, doggy, then she got on top for CG. She went at it fast for awhile, then she slowed way down and got me to pop. She's a real pro and knows how to make you pop, so no complaints, but I wouldn't repeat with her. When I was leaving, she was fixing her fake eyelash that I fucked right off of her.

 

[GaryRichards]

there are five *'s in Robux.

 

[Questionarre]

Hi All,

Any of you been in Star room 2? Was there today with Ruby and it is better than an old motel with the 25 cent vibrating bed! There must be an off-round fan somewhere nearby, and the bed vibrates nicely. Adds to the fine Star-Ruby treatment - which, I might add, was better this time than before. As I mentioned below, she was brand new to DC (I was her first customer.) and she was very nervous. This time she was relaxed and very friendly. Treatments expanded accordingly. She is a find...

Be safe,

Rx

 

[Pompal 09.]

It's common sense, how many of you will pay any $250 or more for not even 1 hour of service? . I think that there are other guys that think the same thing as I, so it's not just ME or YOU for that matter. With that said, I want to give you a little quiz :

If you were an AMP girl and suddenly, you decide you want to go solo offering your services for such a pathetic price such as $200 OR MORE "because you weren't making enough money at D. C or any other place in the area " for example, what are the odds of you getting the same customer base as you got in an AMP in any given place like D. C, and what number of men do you think will be willing to pay you that type of cash? .

Think about it, we are facing a reccession here in the U. S, a lot of people are struggling to make ends meet, they have families to maintain for example. How many guys will even have the type of money these girls are asking for? .

So I am not the ONLY one that has the same thoughts regarding this issue, alot of people feel the same way like Sleazebum for example.

Why should they go back to D. C you ask? :

I'm not saying they SHOULD go back, but think about it.

What's better? , Quantity or Quality?

Here in D. C they get almost ten or more a day, I'm saying this because I have spoken many times to the girls at the AMPs and they confirmed this to me accurately.

Here's a formula

House fee $60 (For the house of course) $100 tip for the girl $100 x 10 = $1000 a day! For only 45 MINUTES per customer!

So tell me, what are the odds of them getting this amount of money solo when they are charging everyone $200 or more? . I would really like to see them try and make as much money as they do at an AMP.

USMC "Semper Fi"

Pheonixzero13

 

[hihihiii!]

I just returned from a visit to DC and had some time to walk around and scout out the stops listed elsewhere.

I walked past Happiness and Royal and agree it is annoying to have the tour agents lounging next to the door of Happiness. It looked to me that 520 is permanently chained shut.

Unless I am mistaken it looked to me as though 602 11th st NW is undergoing rennovation and that place is probably closed.

My old favorite 521 G Club now has a development company sign on the door so it definitely is gone, at least from my point of view.

I then walked over to Sky and made my way inside. It was about 10:30 a.m. Mamasan put me into room 3 and after a minute Mickey entered. She wasn't exactly what I was looking for but I decided to go with her. The TS covered all the important points multiple times but was thorough. She tried to put me in the sauna, but I refused so back to the room for a 5 minute wait. I pulled my glasses case out of my shirt pocket and placed it on the shelf with $ showing.

Mickey asked what I wanted and I pointed to the counter. She immediately picked up the $ and left. When she returned she proceeded with a hard muscle manipulation and some light touching.

After a while things picked up and we got down to business. A CBJ along with DATY and on to extras. After we finished she said to lay still for a few minutes of cuddling. She then left for a hot towel and after this told me to get dressed and she left. I ended up being escorted out by mamasan.

Overall experience:
body 6
session 5

Would I return, maybe to Sky but probably not to Mickey.

The next day I strolled to Green Ct and finally found the correct door. This is one of the least attractive block with an AMP but worth the walk. Once again it was early 10:15 am when mamasan let me in. I asked for a lineup and she didn't seem to understand/ or want to understand.

She put me into a room and after about 5 minutes wait I was not happy. Finally a young lady entered and gave me a name. She was more my type so I didn't press for the lineup. I like a provider who is somewhat young, average size with smaller natural boobs and she filled the bill.

The TS was similar to the previous described one and during this I discovered that she/they had not been ready for business as I was there early morning (10:15). Back to the room for a short wait. A longer muscle manipulation followed along with a short light caressing. She then told me to slide over and she sat on the edge and had me remove her top and bottom. Then on to the main event. Similar results to previous followed by more cuddling.

She finished up with more mouth wash, dressed me, hugged and kissed me, got a coke for me and escorted me out and gave me some candy.

Overall experience:
body 9 - just the way I like them
session 9

She did all the things to make me want to go back again.
When I asked again for her name it changed to: just ask for MAY.

Would I return again - definitely, unfortunately I had to leave DC the next day. When I asked if she would be there for some time she said: I am always here. Hopefully this is true as I would like to repeat with her.

 

[downloadaholik]

Thanks for the review. Let's keep our figures crossed they re-open. I would venture to guess you must have had lunch there often.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Yeah- I drew Blue and felt the same - she's too businesslike. She's maybe late 30s - decent face and pretty good body though. Will try to ask for Rose next time.

 

[yoma_yomy_yoma]

Nice enough, late thirties, and lots of ink, if you like that. Ink on her back, interesting patterns at certain times.

I had a good time, a forty-five minute hour, but every minute was enjoyable, so why complain? Standard rates and services.

I would repeat.