Massage Parlor Reports

[Annorax]

Yea I can see where cumming would make a girl tired but it really seems like the emotional aspect to me. I guess most women aren't quite as detached to an orgasm as men are. You know, when the SO has an orgasm, she wants to cuddle and will agree to almost anything. A guy pops a nut and wants to have a beer and watch an action flick on Spike TV! When most providers have a real O I can see they look guilty or feel ashamed. Perhaps it is a cultural thing? I cannot say myself as I am not that educated in the culture these girls have come from. I know the first time I made one provider cum she got off for real but afterwards she pounded me in the chest with her fist and said "I not supposed to cum. Me working!" I am sure she enjoyed it though as she came many more times for me during future sessions.

Oh well, any girls very responsive to DATY? Post about them!

BDD

 

[Strawberry Julius]

Yes, the list is old.

Then help me out with some of the name and address for the current AMP.

Thanks

 

[acswwediva3344]

Navy 1. Yeah, not sure if there is a swap going on, but the suzi I wrote about did not have any baby fat. So maybe suzi is coco, coco is coco and coco is the other coco that used to go by Suzi, but now goes by coco. But not the first coco. Sorry my post may have misled. Maybe they are all reading and taking the names of providers we are typing about.

IH97

 

[Thi]

Went back to 1413 upon hearing that Nana was there. I'd had only a couple hours of sleep over the past few days but she woke me up nonetheless. She really acts like she's really glad to see you. She probably really is glad, but the cynic in me won't be silenced. YMMV of course -- I like her and I do believe she likes me back. Anyway, she gives a really good massagi, and her french is to die for, and she will accommodate you in most ways with enthusiasm. For you uninitiated, she's not a spinner and not dazzlingly beautiful, just pretty and sweet and very fun. Treat her well and you'll be rewarded well.

 

[Adr3naline213]

It is sad that Youngs got closed down. I liked the girls there. They were fun. Sometimes that place was really crowded. I was put into the closet one time for 15 minutes waiting while others were leaving. Parking was so easy there.

Well I hope it opens up again.

 

[ray- b]

Visit the place and I'm sure you get all the answers you need and then you can carefully post those here. Or on MD board.

 

[Naz F]

Man I am so fucking glad that I read this forum. Of course I had always thought that I came here for a different set of reasons. That set having to do with the fact that while I have no real relationships and no longer have the desire to have any, I still have the occasional burning need to get my rocks off by paying women to act (if only for a short time) as though they liked me.

But in fact there are other reasons to come here. This forum is actually a place to gain education, valuable education. Education that allows even an old limp dick mofo such as I to keep up with the very latest and most important of cultural phenomena.

Beyond what I have just said, I must admit to being speechless.

LexLuther

 

[Omega]

I think that someone probably does know if Supra is open.

JJ

 

[Serghey]

There's always been great eye candy at Archie's but the women there seem to only give it up for the rich. Friend of mine, who was opening his own strip club was offered the works at no immediate charge by a stripper there -as soon as she found out he was opening his own club.

 

[Dr. Kyron MD]

I have to agree. I've mongered during the day and recieved a longer period of time than after hours. I usually stick to evenings/late night because of when I work and traffic.

 

[Dr. Tabas]

Deep for sure. I never knew they were in NW; i only got hip to them in Silver Spring, when they were in a nice little apartment complex. Very low key. Very clean. I found them, before through the eros site. I've tried periodically since, but to no avail. It's a nice change from the Asian providers.

@ Gern - All these reviews about Mary have perked up my interest. I may dabble in DC this weekend.

 

[Pompal 09.]

You've got to be fucking kidding me. Does gold gold refer to the butmassageplanet.netars on your shoulders or what? Thats the stupidest question I've heard, even for LEO. I hope your buddies at the station give you shit for being that stupid.

Next you'll be asking if you can get an asian girl at an AMP.

 

[Tuddy]

Never go at night is a good start. Daytime is the best, girls fresh and LE still eating donuts.

PC out

BTW, Bench, I have surrendered so where do you want the flag mailed to?

 

[peecheedandee]

Hey I just found this board and I just want to say "THANK GOD" First let me thank you geniuses for posting the names and directions of some of these places. As a guy who went to one place a long time ago it is amazing and really helpful to have stuff like this. One request, a place for newbies with stuff like directions but also as important some of the definitions of the acroymns. Just a thought. Now I have to questions

1. I went to an MP (yeah I got the lingo down) about two years ago. I thought it was on L street, went right in, climbed about two flights of stairs. there was a door with a security camera and was greeted by an older Asian woman. Where was I? Sorry if this sounds like every other MP in DC but that is all a I have to go on.

2. Also, got an asian girl named Jennie, was ok gave a good bath and a good CBJ. But after wards she washed my little boy with a cotton ball with Alchohol? WTF? What does that mean?

Nice forum. YOU ALL ARE DOING GODS WORK!! HAHA

 

[upinchronicsmoke]

Gentleman it's all good that I generated a little response but for the record I don't disagree with any of the comments. My travels on the west coast have resulted in more times then not my fee being paid after the service has been provided. I totally understand the game and I always adjust to the situation so for me the bottom line is respect the rules of engagement and go with the flow. Again I'll be back and thanks for the intel fellow mongers.

 

[Brendan L]

Where is STAR? I keep hearing good stories about it but I don't know where it is or what it is exactly.

Do these appointments have to be setup ahead of time or can you just go there and get a spot?

Thanks!

 

[Katie B]

There was a raid today and women arrested at M - 2nd floor. Be careful or be ready to change plans. Did not see this personally but friend did and it was related to me. I have not checked this out but wanted to get it out there for others who may need this information.

 

[pippy:D]

Well, when I get to that age of drawing SS and retirement, and my final days are near, I certainly hope to go while poking a hot young babe...

=P

 

[Arlanymor]

Was recently at Green. NaNa has left the building. I am in dismal straights. She was my favorite. Mammasan doesn't know if she will come back from vacation. Got a new girl. Didn't even get her name. She was very new to the business. Mechanical and scared. Not what I expected at Green. NaNa, where are you.

Left stress relieved but not satisfied.6 for less than an hour. $. For the girl because she tried.

Mamasan conducted a straw pole as I exited. Told her the girl was new and she was learning. She was o. K. But needed some experience.

AD

 

[Pompal 09.]

I intend to drop in at 1413 real soon. Who should I ask for there?

JJ