Massage Parlor Reports

[muncie birder]

You get my vote! I've been around long enough not just from October 2008 to read a lot of articles here and in the news. I don't care what anyone does or says I know where to go get mine and those of you who know me know where to go get yours. I've talked to many owners and providers alike there's not one of them that find the actual provider names and details helpful to his hobby. It's not that time opposed to learning something from a green horn but PM`s are good for me.

 

[Hi!]

I spent 6 years in Korea. I wouln't say there is a massage scene in Korea. If you go to Seoul, go to E tae won right up the street from the US Army base Yonson. There is a hill called Hooker hill. Walk up the hill any part of the day and you will get what you want. Now I heard that Korea now imports a lot of girls from Viet Nam, China and some old eastern block countries so I can't really say what it is like today. Any way stay away from the clubs in E Tea Won. The girls will rip you off. You should try the international board if you want updated info.

 

[Dana Laz]

Hi Guys,

Long time reader, first time poster. Not sure why it's taken me so long, though I guess I have always been a bit concerned about posting in a public forum. Note: until I recently read the "Abbreviations" section of the site, I thought RTFF meant "Return The F***ing Favor. " I guess that translation is applicable as well as the true meaning.

Having noticed the recent (and not so recent) closures in DC, decided to pay a visit to K Street (downstairs) not too long ago. Drew "BiBi. " Nice body, probably late 20s/early 30s. Other's have posted on her fantastic looks, so I won't go into detail there. Playful TS, though since it was my first time at the locale, I could tell she was a bit reserved. Back into the room. Very good massage, followed by a rim job, which I had never experienced before, but was quite good. This was followed by some Russian and then the final event.

All in all, very good. I hesitate to return though, given the recent posts about LE activity. It seems to have picked up. Any particular reason for this?

 

[Liquid Gold]

Herndon is actually Mexico, not El Salvador. Drive into Maryland and you'll find El Salvador. I assume you'll be going during the day.

 

[Jen Davies Farts A Lot!]

What's up Lucky?
I know two AMPs that are open right now that give you a great half and half... blowjob and intercourse for $160. This also comes with a table shower and massage.
OK on Wisconsin above the Video shop and a place above the Eye Bar on I street. The house fee for both places is $60 and you need to leave a solid $100 for a tip to get the works. Leave it on the table or bed before the table shower so the girl knows you are legit.

Of course, YMMV, in terms of quality of service but the $160 payout will guarantee table shower, massage, fellatio and intercourse.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I don't know. I've been to both Chinese places and I would rather spend the $160 in DC.

 

[Pompal 09.]

In the AMP, just like in ANY other business, YOU are in charge! If the business tries to provide you a substandard product (girl you do not feel attracted to, maybe) then YOU have the right of refusal.

Don't let me or anyone else bully you into taking on anything you do not like or want.

I have asked for a different girl a few times and all that stuff about "losing face" is simply not true.

YOU are the customer! You must be satisfied to the greatest extent possible!

Also - you should always commend the beauty and talents of the girl you choose and pump up her ego and feelings from the time you give her the $60 until the time she gives you some candy on the way out. THAT is most important! If you are expecially happy with her, tell the manager too!

AND - forget about making appointments. That has never worked for most people here.

JJ

 

[Mat]

These young ladies have been well ahead of "inflation" since way back in the Late 80s when I started goin to these places and they are still way ahead of the curve, to earn 100 bones, 10 times a day sounds like a grand a day to me, uuuuumm, inflation? 5 Grand a week, come on son. If anything, the economy is "down" and has been since 05, so go figure. At what they are tryin to upsell to, you can get GFE for that. But, I do see where you are coming from. The problem with DC is that alot of the places were in places where "discretion" was lost, dozens of people walking by, etc. I mean heck, K street was the beast back in the day till a thousand nite clubs opened up next door and all over the block!

 

[GaWgEsS xx]

Stopped by the S this past Thursday night at a quarter till 11. Seems we're all having the same reoccurring dreams! After finding a parking spot, I we in and up the stairs – main entrance was wide open. Hoofed up the stairs, rang the bell, was greeted and told to wait after paying the usual fee. Took a short nap and woke up to find "Coco" entering. Nice tan body, enhanced C’s, cute face. Had an average TS – decent massage with a few good back cracks thrown in. Here’s where the dream begins – was asked the question and responded in kind. Did not know it was $. 2 more than the usual fee at IHC or Downtown. Average CBJ in the 69 position – great view, was followed by a somewhat rushed CG then K9. Overall attitude was more pro then GFE – prefer a little of the later. Nice conversation afterwards – learned that she used to work at Downtown a couple of years ago as Sarah. Overall it was an above average (6. 5) wet dream – maybe earlier time and repeat visitor will yield a hotter fantasy. Main door was closed on my way out.

 

[Barbiee?]

Good luck with your hunt. Most AMPs do not want to service 18-24 year olds. If you look older the better chance you have with that.

They are not in the business of spotting fake IDs, and are so scared someone is going to send in a minor and they will have big trouble, so it does not matter if your ID says you are 21. If you look too young, most places will turn you away.

I sincerely hope you have good luck and find a spot that will take you in.

Take care.

 

[factxry]

I decided this would be a good time for a 1st post. A little comparison between the walk up and elevator locations. First the elevator. Nice location easy to get in and out. Interior was a bit more upscale. Met by Lora at the door, tall 40ish with big ol' titties. TS was decent but was a little quick. Attention to the proper areas. Back in the room massage was about a 5. But playful teasing before the flip was extended and excellent. Couldn't wait for the flip. Asked me what I wanted and I suggested BJ for. 8 which was acceptable. Began by strattling me 69 style. Very good technique. I was given full access no rush. Overall great service and I gave her an extra. 2 because I am a nice guy.

Walk up location is a little harder to come and go unnoticed due to restaurants and bars close by. Interior is a bit more run down. Met by mamasan. Said I was there before. She sends Nicole into my room. TS was OK but very rushed. Now the massage was very good. I would say about an 8. She actually has a decent technique. Not much tease later on just the standard proposal FS $. Start was CBJ lyig down facing me. Awesome view as this girl is about a 8 in looks. Nice bolt ons as well. Moved to a series of positions and completed the deed. A bit more massage after which was a nice touch.

Overall I'd have to say a an edge to walk up location. Personnel at got very high marks. Location and decor score higher at elevator location but not really why I went there.

 

[Te Quiero Mucho MI Vida]

Is Happiness still located at 524 10th street or has it moved. I know that it was closed in the last year or two.

 

[sugaree]

Hey, Sleaze, if you want to try some dark meat, then I'd highly recommend the gal I reviewed a few weeks ago:

http://www.massageplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?p=564990#post564990

Have fun at the Forum, amigo!

 

[? ? ? Baby Mumma ? ? ?]

What I said was:

"You know what? With shit in DC being as bad as it is, if spas opened back up with 180-190 rates, most mongers would take that now...and the spas would come back into the city like crack, regardless of the pressure from the local authorities. Mongers might complain but they'd have variety and choice and they'd do it because it was the only game in town."

I didn't say anything about tipping more. I said we cannot be resistant to inflation and paying the inevitable increase in the price.

Your point is well taken. My point is to understand that we have to adjust for 20+ years of inflation, just as we would have to do in ANY industry.

 

[maskedone]

Fuck meter is reset to zero. 2008 was slow [was supposed to be my retirement] so the body count was about 35. O count was probably hovering around 250...

Resolution: Lower the body count to say 10 or 12, but get the O count up about 700 where it should be - 2 a day. I think this is a resolution I would be motivated to achieve, as opposed to some others I may have made in the past.

With all the closings and openings and concerns for too much information posted here, RTFF is no longer keeping up with the times. I'm not in DC, but if anybody [Wayward One?] could update our addresses and open/closed status, that would be appreciated by all. Hell, just a list of open DC Spas would make RTFF combined with advanced search to make this forum more valuable. Just my 2¢.

Happy New One
LoveLOS

 

[Vibe]

Stopped by my regular place to find that the door frame was covered in tape labeled "evidence". If you've been then you know.

Went down the street, to the place next to a restaurant that a guy with my name would clearly love. You know the one.

Was met at the door by KoKo. Petite, nice, wonderful breasts, good looking face, but her fake eyelashes were a bit distracting.

The TS was rushed but the massage was good. She was clearly impacted by the recent round of closures, and seemed a bit nervous. Once she got comfortable, we had some fun. She let me throw her legs over my shoulders and then I went to work.

All in all, it was time and money well spent.

 

[ManofViagra]

That's what I'm afraid the DC scene is turning into. That's what happens when the girls chase the money.

 

[Zallen]

Laxman,

As a beneficiary of Coco's wonderful services at Sun in the past. I have to ask, does she still do the human scrub brush. Of my many years hitting the AMPS she was one of the best I ever had. Even gave me a manicure and pedicure after all was done.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I find it hard to believe you thought you'd get a table shower, massage and the works for a total of 80 anywhere in the continental United States, but if you really were confused, and want to set things right and go another round, show up with the house fee and 2 fresh, crisp C notes. Explain to mamasan that you made a mistake, but came back to fix it, and show her the notes; one for last time, one for this time.

Ask mamasan to bring the girl to you and hand her one of the notes, so there's no question that she got it, then it's up to you and her whether you repeat, or pick a new girl.

Hopefully, this puts you in their good graces as a guy who might not be so bright, but is honest and deserving of good service.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Posters use acronyms because they're easier to type (e. G. It's much easier to type DATY than to try to remember how to spell "Cunnilingus"). The secret decoder ring is behind the "Abbreviations" link at the top of your screen.

When posters are circumspect about the locations of AMPs and what happens inside, it isn't an attempt to fool LE. LE can find out about these establishments if they want to. Your finding one demonstrates that it isn't very hard.

Being circumspect is for the benefit of potential Concerned Citizens. Most DC residents have come to grips with the fact that crime occurs in their city-just in SE, or maybe NE, too. But when they find out that on their way to catch a Wizards game, or on their walk from McPherson Sq to their K St. Lobbying firm, they just walked by two of the most notorious former brothels in the city, they become Concerned Citizens.

Concerned Citizens call the police and write editorials, and once that happens, "something" needs to be done. DCPD can't just do nothing, as it makes them look like they're incompetent.

But if we raise the bar for potential Concerned Citizens to learn the unfortunate truth-that crime does actually occur right in their backyards-we've done everybody a good service.

So being circumspect is a good thing. It keeps the uninterested from learning what they don't want to know, yet the veil is no match for a true monger's sex drive.