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[Tru Champion 37]

I wasn't sure where to post this, but since this is Washington and there seems to be more discussion of these type things here than anywhere else...

From www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news/nation/2008/04/205_21961.html



There will be more good from this good news than there was bad from Black Wednesday.

 

[Lektronk]

I had her yesterday too. She doesn't look Korean. She has round eyes and an unusually wide derrier. I even asked her if she was Korean and she said yes.

She did not wash mianus as carefully as some one planning to AR, and infact that was the case. TS was OK, but nothing special. CBJ was good and CG, mish ( she had suction in this position which was pleasant) and doggie. This was my second event in two hours (See post later) and she started to complain that I was taking too long. I felt sorry for her (and I was getting tired anyway) so I asked for HR. She was anxious to finish and the stroke was fast, but I enjoyed it.

I would not repeat, but I would not discourage others either. She is visually different from most AMP girls, and will do for variety.

Bill

 

[Bad Radio]

Wondering if anybody knows where Bunny or Bonnie goes after star spa got closed? I was there last November and it's a very good time.

Thanks

 

[Das Boot]

Nov. 17th is also a key date - Korea (and a few other countries) are eligible for the Visa Waiver program effective then.

 

[YVONNE]

I guarantee you Hana isn't a day under 40!

 

[xjaninee(:]

Been out of dc for a few months about to return anyone knows is this spa is still open, it was on 617 K St Nw.

 

[Pork Daddy]

Yesterday, I paid a visit to my mini ace in the hole. PP always seems to have a good time there, and is paranoid about all the bad happenings downtown and nw.

I sat down on the comfy sofa in anticipation since its been a while since PP had visited here, and I haven't seen any other critques. At first glance it seems I was dealt an ace.

Tall, young, slim, decent rack, and a nice round bumper. Not the best face, a little bit of youthful skin issues. I noticed the cute eyelashes though. I thanked the dealer for being so kind. After meandering through a labryth I was dealt a three. The attitude of my fellow player seemed a bit spoiled. I wasn't sure how to handle it, so I just went along with the game. and used my best poker face. I put in my normal bet, but I was told I had to go all in. It wasn't the first time playing with this rule, but I'm always reluctant to buy new mechandise without any warranty. But the last time I played this game, my bet paid off, and I'd say I was the winner.

The game was getting a little heated, so I removed all my garments in order to cool off. The next hand consisted of buckets of warm water, soap, and a loofa in all the right spots. Complete, but not quite as thorough as I would have liked. So I helped out a bit with the hand.

The next hand was reasonable. There was good contact in all the achy areas. However, PP did feel this hand was a little short, so I folded. The cards were quickly collected and we moved on to the final round.

The last hand consisted of a snake who liked to eat nuts in the grass, a cowgirl, a dog, and a kitty that was trimmed and very tight entered the game too. The dog was so very nicely rounded, and the twins could be described as nicely shaped bees with stingers about the size of a nickle.

I was suprised how robustly shaped the rear end was on such a slim frame. I do like the lines on these late models. This one is definately a sports car. A long sleek package that is fairly responsive, and can handle all the accelleration, curves, and braking. I was even allowed to examine the tailpipe during the ride which is a big plus when I take a test drive.

Goes by Pepsi. Engurish very very poor. Attitude warmed up throughout, and ended with a lot of DFK, cuddling, and sincere attempt at conversation. The conversation ended up as a vocabulary lesson. This cool beverage is still a bit green, and will probably develop into a skilled dealer in the game of pokeher.

This is not the same older heavier Pepsi described in an earlier mini dream PP had. That Pepsi definately had more sugar, and has been on the shelves much longer. This 22yo was definately a diet Pepsi.

Overall:
Tude: mixed 6
Face: 6
Bod: 7
Technique: 6
Service: short but satisfying 7

Despite mediocre scores, I would repeat if still on the menu. There is a lot of potential if you know how to play your cards right!

PP

 

[Mallow]

You'll have to check the NoVA forum for 1333 Green. Nana moved to Alexandria, maybe about a year ago. Not sure if she's still in business.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I think most of the time they do know. "To be on bacation" is just a euphemism they use. They don't want to tell you your favorite provider is no longer there because there is a chance you may not come back. Also I believe asians somehow feel it is impolite to answer in the negative. So they tell this little white lie.

I've often called spas to find out if so and so is there. Usually I will ask a question like "Who is working today?". They invariably answer: "Who you see before." No matter who I say, they will often answer: "Yes, she here." But when you get there of course she is no longer there.

For that reason and many others, I think that in terms of getting useful info about particular providers from this or any other board, it's always true that YMMV. To a large extent in this hobby, your best info is going to be that which you garnered yourself.

I don't do streetwalkers. But I can only imagine it is worse since they are mobile and don't seem to be attached to any one town or stroll.

LexLuther

 

[ctopher]

Well I finally made it to downtown DC (traffic + rain + mapquest directions = near death). And what thanks do I get for my travels? A locked gate at 14k! Damn it! I waited around and talked to the cleaning crew a bit. Trying to figure my next move since I drove all the way down there and paid 7 for the parking. After an hour+ of walking around DC with a general idea of where Green was (from another mapquest printout that I neglected to take with me). And finally. I find Green! I ring the doorbell and it opens! And what are the first words said to me? "So sorry we close" CHRIST! It's still early where I come from! Oh well, after getting lost on the way home and nearly killing myself on the road. I have decided to wait a few days and try again when I can leave a little earlier. Now that I know exactly where I'm going. Hopefully it won't be as bad.

Not a great review, but a review none-the-less!

 

[Amii]

Hi Folks,

The stable at * appears to be a little thin. Early today it was Angie, Angie and Angie, Not that I mind particularly, as she has very nice attributes. Enjoyed the stay - nice hands, and very patient with my desires for a light touch. She is real and nicely proportioned. Also good command of English, which is rare there.

Be safe,

Rx

 

[Intern Jessica]

NONE of the girls in DC were forced here and held against their will. Does it happen, yes sometimes, but not in any of the spas busted, nor in any of the ones I have visited that have stayed open. I have seen the girls outside of their working environment, on vacation and such. This would not be possible if they were "Sex slaves".

NOT ONE CHARGE of trafficking was brought in any of the closures.
The author of the article clearly did very little research and knows no facts about AMPs in general. She was just lazy. And possibly not very bright.

Why would anyone want to carry on a discussion with someone who has already formed an opinion absent facts who has already documented an article which so many errors and incorrect or false statements? She has too much to lose by learning the truth.

 

[Zilla Saurus]

While it's true that seeing the same provider multiple times can cultivate an atmosphere of intimacy, and thus a more tailor-made experience, that doesn't seem to jive with the purpose of the hobby. Part of it is getting things/acts/any play at all that we can't in our real lives, but a huge portion of it is the fantasy element. In the hobby you can see a different girl anytime you want and they are often out of your league in the attraction department.

 

[Dawn]

I have been having a great relationship with a girl that I referenced earlier. We live on opposite sides of the country but she considers me her boyfriend. She visits me here and I visit her there and I always have a great time with her.

I fuck her when I want and it helps that she gets wet very easily. Personally, I hate using lube and never use it if I'm with a girl outside of the AMP setting. She didn't really like giving me blowjobs early on but now I've got her trained to give me blowjobs also. I've yet to get a good facial on her, though I did get her on the face one time as mentioned in the previous experience. I had a couple of opportunities while she was licking my dick while I jacked off, but my dick failed to muster much of a cumshot and it never spread beyond her tongue. Oh well, someday...

Meanwhile, she sometimes have a habit of acting coy and puts the onus on me to rip off her clothes and essentially rape her. I'm not condoning non-consensual sex, but these faux-rape sessions with her were pretty damn exciting.

Oh yeah, I always cum inside her. I also tried to bring up doing it anal with her, but we couldn't do it without lube, but I have a feeling it'll be something we'll try another day.

 

[reds]

I doubt that this Coco could ever have been someone's ATF. Tried to charge double the standard rates thinking I didn't know any better, then lied to mamasan when I complained.

Her hygiene - or lack thereof - was enough to be of concern. Clearly didn't wash before session and even tried to recycle the towels. She just got there, but really doubt she will be there long...at some places, she may have been gone the same night after all that. This wasn't new girl ignorance, it was clearly intentional behavoir.

 

[meenakshi s]

While I’m not surprise to see that many of you are interested in knowing the where Michelle is, I am clueless on how I should respond to a particular request.

Several hours after my post regarding Michelle, I received a message from Stud1. Since registering with this forum in 05-29-04, Stud1 has yet contributed a single review. Yes, that right, zip, zero, nada!

The first option is to ignore this person. However, I fear that by ignoring him or her, I will transform myself from a peaceful observer into an indifferent enabler. I hate being an enabler; the guilt is too much to bear!

Second option is to turn on the flame, full-blast at this person. Despite temporary satisfaction, long term benefits, as I would imagine, are minimal. So, I began pondering the problem and formulated a unique perspective, many of us have not taking into account.

I was perplexed at first, but after some thoughts, I have a suspicion that this person might be the Michelle herself. As I recalled, her English is quite good, and she did mention that likes to do online shopping.

Also, considering how the question was phrased, I wouldn’t be surprised at all if this is her.

After all, the notion is not entirely impossible, but these are pure speculations, nonetheless. Feel free to ignore.

 

[blondeee]

Managed to get to the 4th floor to celebrate the New Year. Maybe I learned a lesson, maybe not. I wait a few (10?) minutes which is not unusual. In waltzes "Mimi" a cute not quite spinner type who apologizes and explains that 3 of 5 girls are on vacation so things are crazy there. I should've walked when mamasan/ahjima asked me to wait. I get a gentle ultra fast TS and then a rapid fire BJ and no massagi whatsoever. Mish as fast as you can say...well, whatever, and we're through. A promise of more next time. In and out in under 40 minutes. Perhaps less than 30. And the final straw is, not until I leave do I see a lumpy side to Mimi's lower lip. A big-a$$ cold sore? I am trying not to think about it.

I guess a follow-up may be required. In any case you have been warned.

Stay safe,

af

 

[sweet heart xx]

I've only been to two places in the last month, one of them was Gold. House fee and tips have been standard with no attempt at upsell. Never discussed money at all.

About 2 months ago I had an encounter where the girl was disappointed at the standard tip but she refused nothing.

Horsetrader

 

[The God of tickling]

"I thought I'd share my experience at Hawaii Spa in case some of you guys travel there for business (you can find address easily via Google) I went there back in March--and am glad that I did."



Interesting. I went to Hawaii in Dallas a few years back. House fee plus $1.4 tip, which I was told by hobbyists was standard there and then.

The girl was a 9.5 on a scale of 10, and rocked me wobbly. I could barely walk out of there. Fabulous. If you are in the Big D.....go.

 

[USMCwife]

Actually that seems to fit. 10:00 a.m. to midnight is 14 hours, and they seem to be around for a couple months then 'disappear' to either come back or go someplace else.

Its not like they are busy for all fourteen hours, there are high and low times for customers. It seems 11 to 3:00 is pretty busy then 5 to 10 is buys, and it slows down after that, just my thoughts. If its 1700 sessions and lets say for arguments sake, $170,000 a year salary. Not bad, depending on if they pay taxes, which they probably do.

I know I wouldn't do it, licking guys parts and pieces and having them in me, but if you have little or no education, not a bad gig for the money.