Massage Parlor Reports

[Vahbiz C]

DUI,
Dude, you pay the house fee up front, that is 60¢. You pay the girl afterward, that is $.

Remember the $ under the watch or cell phone [©2002 LoveLOS]??? Have you learned nothing from RTFF?

Why did I waste my time?

How hard can this be?
LoveLOS

PS> For the curiosity seeker: Lique gives the best BBBJ of all time. She is currently posting on CL.

 

[nancy]

2nd the motion.

 

[invitemeforcoffee.co.uk]

You are correct about the fact that their rates remained virtually unchanged for about 10 years. Who of us would have been able to sustain the same pay for 10 years? But I think that they did not raise them for a lot of reasons. ONe reason was that they had a lot of competition and thus a lot of downward pressure on prices.

But I still believe that the recent events and the increased risk to their business model provided the event which encouraged and allowed the current upward pressure that we are seeing now.

LexLuther

 

[Gtrgtrvtr]

Come and visit me - the scene here (wherever that is) is alive and well, just a tad bit more expensive.

Bench

 

[xxabbyxxjoexx]

Sorry for the late response. Last week I visited SUN but they were closed so I ended up a Royal. I did not get a line up but instead one of the girls knew me and told me to wait and she can get the girl of my type. She brought in Mickey which was not truly my type but close enough. Mickey is in her mid to late thirties and have a nice body. I am not sure about her TS since other girl did that. Mickey massage was real good. Her attention to details were excellent. On the flip, started with good CBJ but not the best. She wanted to start it off with mish so I did. Doggie was sent home afterwards and then finished it with mish again. I was there for about an hour. I may repeat, if I can't find anything better.

 

[eYo]

It was only one girl who was given a free ride, but Lily's will be closed for three months.

My fav GFE Summer/Sunny is now working at Hana Spa in Ellicot city.

 

[hepmom]

Those numbers sound pretty standard. Maybe a little high, not much.

And I think sometimes their hands actually DO get tired. Problem is that so many of them think faster is better, so they go warp speed and get tired. I almost always have to tell them to slow down when using their hands.


I think the first floor is a dry cleaners, but give it a shot and let us know what you find out.

 

[[email protected]]

Ok, it's pretty simple. First of all, transportation is your first concern. Drive vs metro. You might need to make a hasty exit so consider this one wisely. I usually drive. Personal preference. I find metro terribly inefficient. Plus I hate the smell of the train. The stations aren't the best smelling either.

Next I guess is recon. READ THE FORUM. READ IT AGAIN. READ AND TAKE NOTES. Without info, you're lost. I usually read every day and twice and three times on the day I ride. I also have a guide of what's open, who's worth the ride, pricing info, etc. Just a small notebook with my notes.

In the past, when this was new to me, I'd burn some time in the neighborhood of the location I wanted to visit. Simply find something else to do/see. Walk around and act stupid. Check out the location (s) of the donut crew, other businesses, access to main streets, etc. Check it out and take notes. Walk around and see what you're dealing with. Not a good feel? Avoid it. Accross the street from the police station? Consider avoiding it. CPHC was located next to a firehouse. Go and evaluate. Here's where your transportaition choice comes in handy. Nobody wants to walk 20 blocks to the metro or through a 'questionable' neighborhood.

Next. Go. I usually do a block walk prior to entering the spot. Funny stuff around the corner, I'm gone. Give everything a good look before. Questionable 'homeless'? Too many people around? The busy appearance? I'm gone. Simple. Sometimes I will call from a pay phone around the corner, and ask something dumb like 'when do you close? ' or 'is Lisa working tonight? '. Get a good feeling before entering, literally and figuratively.

The money is obvious. Don't be cheap. They hate that. Cash is the best. Don't bring the wallet full of ID. Money and maybe your phone. That's it.

I usually have a couple road sodas before I go.

Just use your head and you should be fine.common sense. Drive sensibly if you drive. Don't stand out. Blend in so if you have to make a quick exit, you'll be better off.

That's it. Go and review back. You go now!

Cabbie!

 

[Flaminblonde]

I know, I know - I worked with 9 girls from SEA pretty closely for a year or so in my last job, can't help it if I have a soft spot in my heart for them - and knowing this about myself I very rarely hit the AMP circuit, I will walk out of there with a wife if I do go with any regularity - but when I go, I always bring something nice to guarantee I'm remembered and treated well - Toblerone works nicely. So nicely I once got a recipe for marijauna chicken in addition to not regularly offered anal from a Burmese chick I used to see.


BSR

 

["This Guy"]

I'm not going to debate this, but the closings had nothing to do with prices. In fact it was indiscrete postings here that led to it.

Be patient, they're not gone for good...

 

[Pompal 09.]

If Vandriver can't get intel on Neverland with 300 posts, I wonder who can?

Bill

 

[Nesha]

Sad to hear that Wendy is on hiatus but glad that my requests for the return of Tinkerbell were fruitful. Will post the continuation of my previous journey later as well a review on a certain Carriage House downtown.

 

[StephMoxley]

LOL...that BestBuy girl - you all know which one - gets jizzed on by everybody...nothing special. She screws up just to get the jizz because she's a jizz-fiend. That's the source of her effervescent glow...

Now the dude that got set on fire, how the hell do you not see a can of gasoline coming?

 

[congaihieuki]

all is in working order, as I was just there!

MnV

 

[bre]

Called ahead for Bebe (on Sailor's recommendation) and told the Mamasan .. but when the girl came I said to myself this can't be possible. But I was too shocked to say anything. Finally she told me her name was ... Yong. (damn, foiled again). Not bad, but a bit thicker and softer than I prefer. Good tits, so I went ahead. But she showed very little enthusiasm. A good enough body to get me going, but no kissing, she was clearly not that into it. A decent massage afterward. I'd giver her a generous 7 for appearance, 6 for service, 8 for massage. Thos who like soft and thick may appreciate but I would not repeat.

 

[vivlor]

I remember that joint. Sense of Europe or something like that. I went once. . . The attendant was hot as hell, and gave me my first prostate massage back in the day. Unfortunately, she had really long nails, so it hurt like hell.

I'm afraid that joint and the other one I used to visit in a medical facility off Fenton are long gone. That, or they went underground so much that nobody knows about them.

I have seen a couple reviews in the Montgomery County forum about a couple Russian places in Bethesda, but haven't been able to get more intel, and haven't had a chance to try myself.

I miss those joints.

 

[MargieY]

I sent a text message to the hot spinner to see how much she was going to charge me for some BBFS and she replied $500. I didn't feel like shelling out that much again so I passed.

A week later, she calls me to let me know that it is her last day and to come by. I ask her if $300 is enough, and she says just to come by. I was already tired from jacking off all day to various Japanese adult movies I had downloaded over the course of a week, but I didn't want to miss out on this last chance. When I get there, I decide that even $300 is too much so I take in $250. While in the room, I tell her that I actually only had $250 and she tells me that's fine, we just won't do BBFS. I try to charm her into it, but she's not budging so I ask if I can see another girl. Big mistake.

She goes ballistic, and yes, it is usually the hot ones that are scariest when mad. She tells me everyone is busy and just leads me out the door. Outside, I'm trying to figure out what my next course of action is and call around when suddenly she calls me back. She tells me that she's sorry she got mad and she just wanted to see me one last time since it was her last day. Well, I go back and she takes my $250 and acts all nice.

The entire time, we are having a nice conversation while she gives me a nice BBBJ. Then she says that we have to fuck with a condom. What the fuck. She already took my money so what am I going to do. She wraps me up and is doing some nice action, but already I know what my next course of action is. To try my damned hardest not to cum.

Thanks to having jacked off all day already, my dick keeps going limp and she's having a hard time getting me off. I tell her it's probably because of the condom. After switching from cowgirl to missionary to doggie to missionary to cowgirl to missionary while constantly french kissing her, she finally asks me if I can cum if she takes off the condom. I nod. She takes off the condom but tells me not to cum inside her, and that I owe her big time. Well, after inserting my bare dick inside her pussy, I pretty much have to bust within thirty seconds due to having banged her for almost forty straight minutes. I pull out and cum on her leg.

We hug and kiss and say our goodbyes. So all told, I've gotten off with this babe three times. First time, I paid $500 and came inside her. Second time, I paid $300 and came inside her. Third time, I paid $250 and came outside. That averages to $350 per pop which is actually not too bad.

I'll definitely try to keep in touch with her. A smoking hot Korean girl like her just does not come along very often.

 

[keen2ts]

Did a quick intel prep before heading into DC and with all of the debating about pricing going on, the only lead I saw on the first few pages was Vivi at Sky (aka 14K)
http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=e...857,0.211487&z=12&iwloc=00043bdc94c8d32bcaa8d

So I headed there and asked the mamasan for Vivi. Vivi came in and asked how I knew her. I told her a friend from yesterday recommended her. She asked who? So I said 'Joe' She continued to inquire, then said 'tell me the truth - you read something on internet, right?' I winked and said 'maybe'.

Well... skipping the small chat (which there was a lot of), she is a real sweetie! Great attitude, killer tight body with a nice firm, round butt, fake tits (but still soft enough not to distract), and nice long permed hair. She took her time with everything... TS, massage, and FS. The best AMP experience I've had in DC. Well... that's not really saying that much, because previous experiences have been so mediocre, but this is ONE that I would definitely repeat.

About her story... she has worked here before at M street, but says its closed now. She lives in Queens where she just goes clubbing and shopping with her friends every day. Been in the US for 3 years (she's 26), but speaks great Engrish considering. She'll be working at Sky for about a month before going back to NY. I asked if she would mind if I mentioned something here, and she said 'sure - as long as its good!' Well... there you have it.

LT

ps I didn't read all the debating that's going on here lately, but looks like its regarding prices (I may be wrong). So I asked Vivi how much she expected for FS - she said $100, and tip if she takes good care of you. Added with $60 house fee, that's $160, right? Nothing to talk about (sorry if I'm totally out of place with my quick assessment of the debate). I'll take my 2 cents back now.

 

[Haruka]

I used to visit a place off route 28 in Manassas just after Centreville. It has since closed. I drove by today, and noticed a new sign on the building looking like it may offer the same services. Anybody know if that's the case?

Thanks

 

[Elizabeth B]

They just work for the police.

I can't find the link to the story, but AT LEAST 18 men were busted for soliciting sex from a minor via CL. Didn't see the ad myself, but it supposedly was a p4p ad.

Seriously, MoCo is like fucking Fallujah for mongers. You've gotta have some stones to play much in that county.