FR - Season 2, Episode 1: Kanyadaan
Got news of one of my college buddy getting hitched. Fir kya tha - Phataak se ticket book kiya, aur jhataak se galti bhi kar baitha. Made a mistake in the itinerary and realized only a day before the flight! Paid extra and got the changes done. One can imagine how happy I was to see my best friend (or should I say rather to come to Navi Mumbai?)
It was after several years that I witnessed a marriage process, from playing holi with haldi to Kanyadaan and finally to Bidaai! Sure, there are few things besides mongering that can keep you awake and interested the whole night!
Began my mongering the next day after the wedding. Decided to hit Kishore first. I was curious to see an OB quality girl in SB. Reached around 4pm, got to the first inner room and straight away asked for Mukta. First my waiter said sheโs always in demand but will try! I didnโt have high hopes from what has been written about her by other members. The waiter returns and says sheโs off. Now who the fuck knows if Mukta entered, saw me from behind or whatever and went away! After all we face the other side of the door! But hey, I am not that bad looking either. So I will go with she being off that day!
The waiter was looking more upset than me as if heโs about to lose his tips. What should one do to ensure the tips then? Maska Lagao.
Said he hasnโt seen me here before, etc etc. After I told him Iโm from the other side of the world, he asked me the reason for my visit. He said, sir aap fir shadi kab kar rahe ho? Yet to see someone who doesnโt know me and considers me married!
Didnโt want to shock him, so just smiled. He continued, Sir mai aapki shadi to nahi kara sakta, par Kanyadaan jarur kar sakta hoon. He got me a slim, young girl. Better than most in that room. She was Tina. I wonโt describe her much as LK Bhai posted her pic and has taken away few lines from my FR! She has mole on left cheek. I liked her killer eyes. Speaks slow and soft, always with a smile.
From service standpoint, initially she was adjusting DFK with her mouth closed. However as time passed by, we both got more comfortable and this followed decent level of DFK. Sheโs good girl based on the fact that she didnโt even ask for drinks. Rather I checked with her and she obliged for a breezer. Called the DJ and asked him to play my song (Love mera hit hit) and Tinaโs favorite is some bangla song. The other bangla girls in the room were impressed with her song selection.
Asked Tina to kiss me all over my neck and chest. She asked, accha khushboo aa raha hai. Kaun sa powder laga k aaye ho? I wanted to say, Acqua Di Gio, my baby. Said, perfume hai. Ye mera second favorite. Isse bhi accha ek hai (Dior Sauvage) jo mai next time laga k aaunga. Tum batana kaun sa tumhe jyada accha lagega. Her face was buried in my neck, while I kissed her ears and feel her smirk against my skin.
Tina didnโt ask for Boni all this while. Another sign of a good girl. Handed her 500 on 2 different occasions during our 1 hour session.
โFir ab kab aaogeโ, she asked.
Kab aaun? Tum Batao. Valentine day k din ya weekend?
For a moment I forgot if weekend or weekday even matters for them. She said, jab bhi milna hoga to aa jana.
Damages:
Tina - 1000 for around an hour
DJ - 100 for 2 songs
Drinks - Soft drink and breezer, donโt remember the amount.
Tips - 300