FR - Season 2, Episode 2: Baazi
My friend had recommended Laila, so thought of giving it a try. It’s not in the same lane where Kishore, Deepika, Sona, Kiran, etc. are, so had to use maps to navigate. It’s at a seedy location somewhere between dark lanes. If you don’t have your own transportation and alone, avoid this place during late night hours just to be safe. The Kishore bar marg is safer as it’s always full of people. This one isn’t.
Asked a waiter at the entrance where’s DB and he said first floor. Just after I entered through the door, the red coat wala says, Itne din k baad aya?
I am like, it’s my first visit here boss. He changes his color like a chameleon and replied - tera dost log aate hai na yaha. I said, Han aate hai and moved on.
Now either he misunderstood me for someone else or some monger had alerted him of my visit. Either way, who cares. But this red coat wala should plan on checking his glasses.
This DB could easily be compared to Deepika DB. It’s a low end DB, darkly lit and small set up. Enter the first floor and in front of you there are several tables. Just after entering, take right - few steps and again right and you see an isolated section with few tables. Kinda balcony view just like Deepika has.
Coat wala escorted me to right most corner seat. Ordered Carlsberg and put 500 notes on table. Asked for girl who dances good. My table coat wala brings Chandani. Chandani looks decent, dusky, has tummy. There are cut marks on her left wrist. Asked her if she wants to dance. Called DJ and ordered 4 songs, cost 50 each. She dances average. Nothing exceptional. So after 4 songs decided to switch. Gave her 1k for 4 songs, standard price for low end DB.
Now this DJ chutiya shouldn’t be a DJ at first place. I asked him to play “Meri mummy nu pasand nahi tu” song from Jai Mummy Di movie, and he had no idea. Loser took 20 mins to figure it out.
The most impressive DJ’s I have come across are from Deepika and Star Night.
Once I told 6-8 songs to Deepika DJ and he remembers it all and played exactly in the same order I had told him.
Called the red coat wala and complained about the DJ. I said, mera gana laga iske baad nahi to mai chala yaha se. He did oblige.
Asked Chandani who would she recommend next. She pointed to a better looking girl. The new girl comes. She’s Yaashi or Taashi. Asked her twice but still couldn’t figure out due to loud music - but it’s either of those two. Anyways, naam me kya rakha hai, niche uska pic hai dekh lo.
Now this Yaashi dances better than Chandani, looks better. She’s fair, little fluffy (the way I like), some marks on her upper side of right boobs, mole on left boobs, wears black dhaaga around neck. Left side of nose is pierced.
Yaashi dances with effort, gets down on floor, etc.
Gave her 500 per song. Probably she danced on 2-3 songs. Now while Chandani was with me, I had asked her to sit with me in between songs. I kissed her on cheeks few times. Of course she was shying away but not refraining either.
With same intention, asked Yaashi to sit and she declined. Well, fair enough. I asked her to keep dancing on songs if she likes it. Couple of times again asked her to sit next to me and she declined again. I called her and said, tujhe yaha baitha k rahunga, dekh lena.
Ordered 3-4 more songs. The DJ wala was a pain in the ass though. She does get tired after dancing continuously on 2 songs. I told her that I will call her again later. She must have sensed I am not lattu on her. She seductively declined to leave and sat next to me and said, chalo aap jeete.
Some patron had played Maang meri bharo song while I was here.
Yaashi danced on few more songs. I was irritated with the DJ guy as he was taking too long to tune in my songs. Yaashi didn’t want to dance on my songs either. She preferred her songs.
Finally I asked her, tujhe dance nahi karna kya? She said no. I felt like she wanted to dance but for some reason said no. I smelled something fishy.
Wanted to hit one more DB so decided to quit.
After I exited, the red coat wala comes and asks for Boni. Told him I gave enough and to distribute. He again pestered. I said, bhai it’s more than enough than what my friends pay you.
Damages:
Drinks - Don’t remember. I just ordered one Carlsberg.
Chandani - 1k for 4 songs
Yaashi - 3k-4k
Tips - Don’t remember exactly but it’s 400-500
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