Massage Parlor Reports

[Robert Cordiak]

Newbie here! have been reading posts for a few days now, still trying to figure out where some of this places are, what really surprises me is that no-one mentioned that place Magical Touch in Old Bridge Rd., PWC. they advertise heavily on CL and is one of the worst places i've seen in a long time!

The place smells like cooking all the time, (and I dont mind Chinese food) and the average age is probably 50, I bet they are all AARP members!

The place in Rt. 1, by Occoquan rd. is a bit better but not the young pretty ones I crave.

My all time fav. suddently closed, and I'm like starting to get desperate, my Yellow fever getting out of control.

All I have for now, need to bury my worm this week, any suggestions?, I'll review back

 

[Steve Rogers]

Well, it's at least AS valuable. We've spent considerable time providing detailed information on AMPs around town. You might do us the courtesy of looking through those reviews before asking questions, instead of calling us names and demanding that we jump like servants at your beck and call.

I am a Virginian and you can go back to LI if you want, because most of the denizens in our classless hell find your attitude and vulgar language irritating and unacceptable.

 

[Luis]

So last night I decided to take a trip to go get some Chinese food and I stumbled up 1 set of stairs I asked for Lilly, but I was told she was very busy and instead I received a “I Pun“ named Lucky. Lucky is approximately 24 years old and stands about 5’8 and for an identifying mark on the right shoulder (I think) of a small circular scar (like a chicken pox scar) and a red tattoo on the lower back.

Anyways Lucky walks in and I said WOW I really like what I saw 5’8” about 120-130 A-B cups, with a cute little ass. So Lucky asks for house fee and sees the tuition and asks for it. She counts the tuition and says “not enough”, I told her that I didn’t have anymore so she said “Next time you bring more”. She has me undress and walk to the shower and cleans every inch of me including my hair. She follows the shower with a hint of scope and off to the massage.

Good firm massage with a little a.p. on the flip a BBBJ followed by a CBJ. We moved to Cowgirl, Missionary, side Missionary, and finished in K9. Overall I would rate the experience a 8.5-9.

F7
B8
M8
TS9
S 9

 

[~*~honey~*~]

I know EXACTLY who you're talking about. I wouldn't rate her so high on looks, but she was definitely not ugly which I was thankful for considering some of the bad reviews I've seen here.

She talks like a complete nutjob and when the massage was done, she just stood there asking what I wanted. I told her to just come lay down and she ran away to the corner and crumpled into a fetal position saying I was scary. Oh man, it was weird.

Even the blowjob was really weird. She started licking everywhere all rushed and jerky like as if she was trying not to miss a spot and was licking a dish clean. When it finally came to the main event, I swear this is not a paraphrase, this is exactly what she said: "UNGH UNGH I cum U cum now OK hurry". I had just entered her.

Well, I kind of got my revenge... But then again, I don't know if she did it on purpose either... I was having a hard time finishing due to the way she kept muttering curse words at me and telling me to hurry up and cum, so we decided to settle on a HJ and she put her face right next to my dick so I just splattered her in the face without warning. She let out a pig squeal and then grabbed forty dollars from my wallet saying this was her extra tip. I didn't want to see what would happen if I protested, and the facial ending was worth it.

But yeah... She is psychotic.

 

[corporal.hicks]

There are two Suns!

[post=356389]Link to SPA address list.[/post]

I haven't heard anything about the VIP SUN in SOUTHWEST, the one Papa is reviewing on, since Black Wednesday. Papa's review would make it appear to have been busted without fanfare, or possibly a landlord that shut it down to clean up his building.

LL

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

I am planning a visit in the next few weeks and have been reviewing some of the postings ... yikes!

Not exactly what I expected from you guys. My simple advice is to ignore the issue.

I am anxious to visit my old haunts of 1413, Supra and Archies.

Will let you know how it goes.

DN

 

[203]

She's American born judging by her lack of engrish.

Her friend is not on CL for some reason. LaMay on erosdc and she is the hotter one in this humble man's opinion.

 

[Scgf Cnhds]

OK you Degenerates to show my committment to the Forum I have compiled some useful info for all the newbs oout there. I do not have a up to date open closed list but I will post what I have Compiled.

Parlor Reviewer Masseuse Post # Date Rating
Sun Sophia 19 2/5/06 Not enough Info
Happiness Mimi 20 2/9/06 Looks & Service 7
Sun Skeetm Paris 21 2/10/06 Overall 8.9
Royal Dayrider Linda 22 2/15/06 10
Sun VanDriver Cookie 33 2/18/06 Looks & Service 6
Angie SpoonDogAngie 34 2/18/06 Not enough info
Supra DCBoy Nada 38 2/22/06 Looks & Service (L&S) 8.25
HappinessLaxman Bebe 44 2/23/06 L&S 9
Supra VanMongeJeanie 45 2/24/06 L&S 8.5
Supra Webnet Blue 76 3/10/06 L&S 8
CPHC “ Sunny “ “ L&S 8
HappinessLoveLos Angie 81 3/11/06 7+
Supra Dlrzboy Blue 82 3/12/06 5
HappinessLaxman $2 Sue 86 3/14/06 L&S 7
Sun SlowFloyd April 96 3/16/06 L&S 6.5-7

OK Skipping to this year cause this Sh*t is tedious


Sun BobbyM Lilly 1919 1/19/07 5
Supra WildbirdJ Susie 1923 1/21/07 PM for info
OK TJunkyardMimi 1924 1/21/07 6/7/6/7
1413 Laxman #Young 1933 1/22/07 7/6.5/8/7.5
OK New Man June 1940 1/22/07 6.5/7.5/3/2
Sun Robert 17Bebe 1941 1/22/07 No numerical info
? AMPFreq Paula 1968 1/29/07 9/8/6/8
Sun SleazebumSue 1985 2/1/07 No numerical info
Sun Scrodie Jennifer 1987 2/1/07 No numerical info
Sun Len Pil Jennifer 1989 2/2/07 No numerical info
Sun PussProwleJennifer 1991 2/3/07 8/6/6
Sun DCrez Angie 1992 2/3/07 7
Sun CabDriver5Sue 2000 2/8/07 8
IHC Max #01 Michelle 2006 2/11/07 8
OK The Spea Mimi 2012 2/13/07 5
Supra Freshley Micki 2018 2/15/07 No numerical info
(rushed service)
OK Cabbie52 June 2022 2/15/07 8
K Spa Chicago I(nana?) 2027 2/17/07 7/8/8/6
Royal LoveLos Vicki 2030 2/20/07 F7/b8/m7/s9
Wisonson Ave (no sure which one) CabDriver52 Coco 2058 2/27/07 9
Royal LoveLos Nikki or Vicki 2064 2/28/07 F7/b9/s7
Sky Sleazebu Yong 2066 3/1/07 No numerical value
Sun NavyOne Tina 2069 3/1/07 Poor Service
Sun Kluvr Sora 2072 3/3/07 6 or 7
Olympic Xsailor Michelle 2077 3/4/07 Ts9.5/f8/b6.5/m7/p9
Sky Max BillionJill 2083 3/6/07 F7/b8/bj9/s8/o8
“ “ Young “ “ F8.5/b9/bj9/s8/o9
14K Nova Guy June 2087 3/8/07 Neutral
617 Drunk Iris Suzie 2091 3/10/07 No numerical value
617 DCampmaHana 2093 3/11/07 No numerical value
Olympic Wash It Michelle 2095 3/12/07 L8/b8.5/a10/p9
“ “ Cherry “ “ “nearly same marks”
GHS SonnysbluJenny 2097 3/13/07 L8.5/b7.5/a10/p10
Royal Choc ChipJenny 2104 3/14/07 L7/b7/m6/e5
OK CabDriver Coco 2116 3/15/07 8
Olympic Nova Guy Laura 2120 3/17/07 L6/o9
1413 Webnet Nana 2130 3/19/07 F7/b8/ts8/a9
? Colts301 Sugee 2131 3/20/07 No numerical value
1413 Max Billio Caramel 2140 3/23/07 F9/B7/TS8/A6
1413 RickAndr Nana 2146 3/25/07 No numerical value
Royal Bruce52 Jan 2147 3/26/07 No numerical value
Supra Eeyore Coco 2148 3/26/07 F6/B7/S6/A5
Youngs Newbie T Bebe 2156 3/28/07 F7.5/b8.5/m8/s8/a8.5
Rio Top Jimm Laura 2164 3/29/07 No numerical value
14k Cone Chanell 2202 4/4/07 F8/b7/a9/s9
GHS CabDriver Mickey 2213 4/6/07 F8/b9/s9/a9
1413 Pniki Nana 2216 4/7/07 No numerical value
Olympic Max #1 Michelle 2233 4/12/07 No numerical value
Sun Sam 69 Cherry 2234 “ L: 7, A: 6, S: 5
1829 Bseeks Sunny 2270 4/25/07 No numerical value
1413 Cone Emma 2274 4/25/07 F7/B7/A9/S10
Sun Colts301 Sasha 2275 4/25/07 No numerical value
GHS Cabdriver Mickey 2295 4/29/07 F8B8M9A8S9
gHS OriginalGS? 2316 5/3/07 F7B6A8M9S8
Sun RutDude May 2330 5/6/07 Highly Recommend
Rio Xsailor May 2332 5/6/07 L9/TS8.5/M2/P7
IHC Sam69 Yummi 2356 5/9/07 B6F5S4M0A4
GHS Sonny Jenny 2355 5/9/07 B8F8.5S7.5 M0A9
RIO TJunkyar Cherry 2371 5/11/07 F7B7A8S7.5
GHS Cabdriver Ruby 2359 5/9/07
1333 Pcpc1688Snow White 2409 5/18/07 6/7/5/5
14K Gunga DinTony 2402 5/17/07 No Numerical listing
1413 Max BillionMouse (Mickey?) 2472 5/24/07 No Numerical listing
Youngs LabiameistMay 2467 5/24/07 TS6.5F6B6.5M5.5
1413 MikeDD Jennifer 2498 5/27/07 F6.5b8s3
Gold Ozmong Sunny 2496 5/27/07 9
1413 Jet RangeSissy 2494 5/26/07 F7/B7/A5/S5
1413 LL Mickey 2526 5/31/07 F5B6M6TS7A9S9O7
IHC Max #01 Blue 2549 6/2/07 No Numerical listing
Rio Corsair88 Young 2566 6/5/07 L7A8R7S7
Supra Nova Guy Lucky 2571 6/5/07 Bad experience
1333 Pcpc1688Jenny 2594 6/9/07 6/7/7/7
Royal TJunkyardYummi 2592 6/8/07 F8B8A7S7TS7M8
1413 MaxBillion Jennifer 2618 6/12/07 F8B7A10S9TS8M5
Happiness (?)Jake JLisa 2634 6/16/07 F7.5B7.5A9S8.5TS8.5M9
1818 Eighttrack65 Brunette 2646 6/18/07 F7B7A5S6TS5M5
1413 MaxBillion Young 2663 6/22/07 F7B8A9S8TS8
Mini Laxman #Rose 2657 6/22/07 F8B9.5M6S7.5

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http://www.massageplanet.net/forum/s...6815#post506815


LARS=

0 – I’m going to slit my wrists
1 – Worst ever
2 – I wouldn’t f**k her with ****’s dick
3 – Really bad
4 – Not recommended, avoid
5 – Adequate, standard fare
6 – Good, above average
7 – Superior
8 – Highly recommended, must see
9 – OMFG, best ever
10 – So good I’m keeping this one for myself


As of 2/22/06
Address List
Dupont Circle Metro stop
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Supra
1333 Connecticut Ave NW, 4th floor
Washington, Dc
(202)775-1333
10am-2am

King
1726 20th st NW
Washington, Dc
(202)667-2070

Circle D
2024 P st
Washington, Dc


McPherson Square Metro stop
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Downtown
1018 Vermont Ave NW
Washington, Dc
(202)347-5080
10am-2am

14K (aka 1413 or Sky)
1413 K st NW, Lower level
Washington, Dc
(202)408-8908
9am-2am

GHS
1333 Green ct NW
Washington, Dc
(202)898-4110
10am-3am


Gallery Plaza/Chinatown Metro stop
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Sun Club (First Tanning Salon)
521 G st, NW 2nd flr.
(202)408-9777
10am-3am
G and 6th st across from MCI parking

Mirage
617 K st NW
Washington, Dc
(202)962-0044
10am-3am


Cleveland Park Metro stop
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CPHC
3520 Connecticut Ave
Washington, Dc
(202)244-4484


Metro Center Metro stop
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Happiness
524 10th st NW
Washington, Dc
(202)347-1020
10am-3am

Royal
520 10th st NW
Washington, Dc
(202)628-6280

New World
602 11th st NW, 3rd floor
Washington, Dc
(202)347-2444
10am-2am
closed?


NO close metro stop, take a Car
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Rio (aka Olympic)
1936 9th st NW
Washington, Dc
(202)518-7690
10am-3am

IHC (aka 1818 and Mini Health Club)
1818 New York Ave NE, 2nd floor
Washington, Dc
(202)526-4884

Venus World (aka 2352 or Young's )
2352 Wisconsin Ave NW, 1st floor
Washington, DC
(202)298-5997

OK Spa
2428Wisconsin Ave NW 3rd Floor
Washington, DC
(202)625-0056

Acufitness
4380 MacArthur Blvd NW
Washington, DC
(202)337-0151


Farragut West Metro stop
--------------------------

Oriental (aka BOSS or 1716 I )
1716 I st Nw, 4th floor
Washington, Dc
(202)293-4199

Farragut North Metro stop
----------------------------

Therapy @ M
1829 M st NW, 3rd floor
Washington, Dc
(202)887-1179

ICM
1829 M st NW, 2nd floor
Washington, Dc
(202)293-9360
24 hr


Eastern Market Metro stop
----------------------------

Sun Vip
719 8th st SE, 2/f
Washington, Dc 20003
(202) 546-8410



Tenlytown Metro stop
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H & H flotation
4652 Wisconsin Ave
Washington, Dc
(202)537-7260
.7$/hour - door fee


Georgia Avenue/ Petworth Metro stop
-----------------------------------

BCB (aka Golden)
5115 Georgia Ave NW
Washington, DC
(202)882-3374
10am to 10pm
International Staff, may not provide all services.

 

[F u c k Y o u.]

NOW!

READ THE FLIPPING FORUM! RTFF!

Also, chekc out the FORUM for Northern Virginia.

RTFF! RTFF! Then POST your esperiences so we can know a little about you the maybe then someone will help you out.

But FIRST RTFF! RTFF! And then after you have done that. RTFF!

JJ

 

[ReginaldQ]

Originally Posted by Tsiongo7
I called Hot Sun and they are back in business again. Please provide any updated intel reviews. Is it like old times gain?

WHAT THE HE-- They don't take time to RTFF, they can't even figure out simple geography!!! New Guys - RTFF about 4 or 4 times then post. This is the DC fourm. Sunshine is in Greenbelt that is in PG county in MD - Hot Sun is in Waldorf that is also in MD.

There use to be another board where you had to provide an apporved post with good info then you could post stupid the stupid questions!! I wish there was some way Jackson could do something like that.

Crazy Dick

 

[jwerkob]

Well I think I am going to try "the flower" or the "Far East Fog"(ha. How is that for being cryptic? LOL) I just haven't decided which one yet. Thanks Bum, Bull, and Flash for the help. I feel like going in will be my first day of high school or something. LOL.

 

[Sariel]

On Sunday afternoon around 3pm, I walk passed Jasmine Spa in M Street and saw a guy with camera and lens stand across the street, watching the entrance of the Jasmine. Ten minutes later, I still saw the same guy at the same location. I don't think he's LE, maybe journalist!

Just be careful!

 

[Spring]

RR -- Wow -- Don't sue me for plagiarism. but I was about to write an identical story about an encounter I had with the same fictional character. The only differences were that I didn't bring a toy and my story took place about 5:30 the same night. Guess I'll have to PM you and compare notes.

 

[Carly]

I am not really sure of the ramifications of getting caught in a bust. If you mind your manners to the abusive LEO and suck up a little verbal abuse I would imagine that you will walk out. With the camera set up I do not believe they will get inside before Ajima sounded the alarm and you could get your pants on. If you are ball deep and they walk in the door I am sure you will get a nice shnny bracelet to wear for a while.

Question.... I notice a lot of people state they do not go inside an AMP if people are outside or can see them. Why not? I mean who cares if a person you will never see in your life sees you go in a door. If they know what's there then they have probably been there. If they don't know what is there do you really think they notice you? Do you notice every person that goes in an unmarked door going down a street? The bouncers at the club... Who cares about what they may think? If you are not causing a scene at the club they will not care what you do.

Just my 2 cents.

BDD

 

[kyliexkryptonite]

Your PM box is full! Mind me asking to whom and where your were referencing? Maybe Winchester plan needs to change

 

[Pokuh]

I thought I could figure out most abbreviations,but this one has me stumped

 

[Grandma]

I heard that BT in Maryland is famous for offering BBBJ, it's rarity in DC, as far as i know. I must say, your a lucky guy. I for one would love to get one, but would be pouring mouthwash or Peroxide over my dick afterwards;paranoid that i actually contracted an STD. Only one spot has offered me one, and that was DCLatina in MoCo some years ago by this hot latina chick. I refused because of the STD scare, and got covered FS instead.

Mr.Snipes aka G13

 

[ThatBoyThamer]

IMHO - Rio is almost always worth a visit as compared to some of our more sporadic establishments. I've never really been let down at Rio.

Regarding Bobbies voice, not sure. Didn't really pay attention as the majority of her talking was whispering and low. Didn't notice any giggling either. Correction - she walked out of the room giggling when I showed her my package then burst out into uncontrollable laughter when she made it into the hallway. J/K.

 

[Sonnny.L]

Went around the circle and up to the fourth floor. Wanted Ruby or Tara but I knew that wasn't going to happen. Got Joy. Average everything in looks, but a very nice smile. Those seeking spinners or eye candy would be greatly disappointed. Decent massage. Decent performance. Would repeat if there was no one else. Fine, but unremarkable, so not much to say.

 

[Prince]

You left out murder, OJ, Robert Blake, etc