Massage Parlor Reports

[Shannon B]

Unless you have a trust relationship with the provider tipping 1st should not be a problem for 1st time visitors. After all there are too many jerks who have taken advaneforum.xxxe of girls who did not get their tip up front and delivered service only to NOT receive the agreed upon tip or any tip.

She assumes the greater risk in this hobby. We should be understanding.

 

[SkittleSniffer]

Was traveling down 29 Wednesday evening (1/17) at 10:38 p.m. [thank goodness on some other busines] and saw there were about 5 or 6 PWC cruisers in middle of 29 up and down from C with 2 others in parking lot. Door to C was open and two PWC UP were coming out. Looked like a big bust going on there. May be wrong, but there does not seem to be any other reason for so much activity at that location. Realize most of you thin with the top head and not the middle one - PWC is not friendly for AMP activity of any kind. U R better off someplace else - Just my 2 cents.

 

[madart]

No officer Newbie. You imagination is running wild here.

Hope all are well. Watch this creep.

I also liked the creative fiction stories I am reading from several new contributors. Very stimulating.

LL

 

[Sue C]

My usual spot on a very cold rainy night. Only one attendant was available, so no choice, but mamasan assured me satisfaction. My attendant was Nana: pretty short, shy of tight, not young, but a very nice pair of natural ones (C or greater).

The TS was A+; best I've had in 5 years. The therapeutic rub down was a little weak, but there was a A+ build up to the end. I'm not a FS guy, but this was one of the most pleasurable experiences to date. Second only to one on I street back in the day. One thing weird was how Nana occasionally gave light head butts. She's got a hard head.

Fare was usual

 

[hey gemma!]

I think its cheaper than divorce. $5,000 a throw for Elliott Spitzer? If you have that kind of money, its much cheaper than a divorce. How much did Paul Mcartney pay his ex? Millions of dollars, so a few hundred thousand a year to bang a hot young girl--and a different one if you want every time? I think its cheap.

For mere mortals, lets say you hit the streets once a month for $ and hit an AMP once a month for $160, thats $260 a month, less than a car payment or same as Starbuck's every day with a muffin. Thats more ass than guys I know who are married are getting.

Double that, and its once a week, for the cost of a car payment.

And even at $600 a month, thats cheaper than divorce or marriage. Throw in kids on top of that, waaay cheaper. I think the guys who never get married, hit it, have a kid, and say see ya later have the right idea. Visit the kids when you want, the mom wants you to be around--and you don't have to be around. Let her make all the decisions, 'cause she is going to do it anyway, and show up for birthdays and Christmas and go monger the rest of the time.

Have your cake and eat it, too. Go ahead and flame me, you know I'm right.

 

[Individual]

There are some hot spinners working at each of the AAMPs just outside DC. They all provide BBBJ and I know at least two of them provide CIM. The cost is $200 so if you're a Cheap Charlie that may be too expensive for you but check them out if you can you afford it.

 

[meshmesh]

I was dreaming last night. Weather is getting warmer and my fever gets bad this time of year.

I'm on the street downtown. GHS is the initials I see on a mailbox. Funny. Next I'm walking past a nice sized park. Then I found myself saying Hello,, to an older asian lady. She seemed happy to see me. There was a little music playing in the backround and everything was really relaxed. Next I'm relaxing in a hot room (sauna? ) with a towel on and I'm reading the paper. I'm in the room for what seems like forever. Ok, off to a shower to cool off. Back in the hot room. Yet again for what seems like forever. Time seems to be going very slow.

I meet an old friend Ruby. Who has a nicer body than I remember. Well, we 'talk' for a while, then she decides to get acquainted. We haven't seen each other in. Well it seems like forever. Somehow my back feels better and I'm incredibly relaxed. There's a TV in the room and we're watching a show about a cowgirl from Korea. Flip the channel and there's a show on Missionaries in south America. Then we move to a show about dog walking and the benefits for the owner and the dog. Back to the missionary show, this time they're in central America. I pulled the plug out of the wall and the TV goes off.

Next thing I know, I'm walking past a big club and a hotel.

After that. It's cold in my room and I get up to close the window. Damn no wonder I have allergies. Pollen will kill ya'.

Awake and disoriented I was this morning.

PM for what the dream really means. Some details omitted. I can share if need be.

Cabbie!

 

[LambChops]

Been working hard recently and I felt I deserved royal treatment. Greeted by ginny or was it gina? What's with this name guessing thing? Are they trying to pronounce western names poorly or are they saying some korean name I've never heard? She was no spinner but not bad looking and excellent body. I love naturals even if they're small. Big fake ones do nothing for me. Good TS was provided. Back massage good but could have been longer. Cover put on with mouth and very good CBJ proceeded followed by my weird fetish of taking time to just stare at her vortex. Finishing up with FS. Good attitude.

Never really been into the numbering system. Service very good. Provider looks: nice but not knock out. Body very good, small naturals are fine with me. Overall very good but then the royal treatment has always included very good service --for me anyways. (Yes, I realize they got a couple so-so reviews a month or two ago.) On the way out, some homeless guy leaps off the sidewalk and starts yelling for some change "c'mon you had a good time in the MP! I'll tell yo' wife!" I should have given him a one just to shut him up.

 

[Judy]

I'm curious as to who that person might be.

As many of you are aware, life is full of boredom in the professional world. After a while, it's all you can do to let the day pass and I consider this forum my new "white whale."

Perhaps the similarity you've noticed is nothing more than fundamental gramatical structures, syntax, or perhaps word choice.

Incidentally, I'm off to see what the menu looks like at Olympic. I think it's time to explore the possibilities at this location. Wait for my review.

N2

 

[lumpy]

Thinking of going to Neverland today, thinking about playing some 21 and doubling down with Tink.

I will of course give all you fellow mongers a follow up in the afterglow.

 

[LSD]

Before one of my colleagues fires up the flamethrower, let me give you some advice. Instead of wasting bandwidth asking questions that will get you little, if anything, in return, why don't you go to OK and post a review?

Tell us if its open (and from RTFF, I believe it is), tell us who you saw and recommend if others should go or not. In this way, grasshopper, you will earn your spurs on the DC Board and be able to get answers to your questions.

Peace and love,

Lax

 

[Llado]

It has been a while (a year?)since I was at H&H in a dream and it was just once so my memory is a little vague but here it goes.

I think it was $80 at the door and about $140 tip for FS as I remember. After picking the girl (mostly hispanic--good looking and white--not so good looking) you go back and shower yourself in a stand up shower. Go to the massage table, negotiate and then partake. After finishing you can shower yourself again. I did see some old flotation tanks but was never offered.

It is fine and I think I went after Black Wednesday and I was in the neighborhood.

Good luck.

 

[Abby M.]

Stopped by 14K tonight (after having a few drinks), and boy is it uncomfortable having to explain to the bouncer where you are going, and why you don't need to pay no stinkin cover charge.

MS greets, shows me to a room. In walks Candy. What a looker. All in all, probably a 7 or 8 in the looks department. Very pretty. Minor chit chat reveals she lives in Manhattan, and just comes down here for work.

Pay house fee of. 6, and am lead back to TS. Fairly uneventful, standard fare. She seemed a little tense, or something, so I threw out a Kamsahamnida, which seemed to at least let her know I was friendly and willing to learn.

Massage is so-so. Main event is as expected. Took some special effort, due to my previous alcohol intake, and while Candy was not exactly happy with the additional time and workout, she was a trooper and persevered. Tip of $.

Got a bottle of water and asked for back door exit. (get your mind out of the gutter) Hopped up a flight of stairs to the alley and was on my way. No need to do the walk of shame w/various clubbers and bouncers around. This was much appreciated as there were 15- 20 people milling about when I came in.

Candy. Good lookin gal, A+ for effort. She's basically what I think of when imagining the perfect k-girl. Maybe a few lbs shy of perfection, but close. Sweet personality, but the generic banter has gotten to the point it bores me. Perhaps its a lack of creativity on my part.

My first time to K, and as compared to my experience at M, K is head and shoulders above what I found at M.

 

[Cardaba]

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[mrcarrotsayshi]

P.A.:

Thanks for that update. I think many of us believed that the charges would be dropped, but not so, I guess and some pretty stiff (no pun intended) sentences. Wow! All-in-all, not many were arrested. I wonder if some were just hauled in and deported, or did some of the girls at the places that were raided just get released?

 

[~SuperGirl.(:]

Interesting question Sleazebum. A friend of mine believes that he was the last customer ever at Downtown Spa, I can confirm he was there the morning of the raids. In short, he believes that LE was monitoring the spa and waited to raid the place until few (or no) men were inside (perhaps they didn't want to catch powerful people with their pants down). My friend is almost a non-comupter user and I've been trying to get him to write this review for over a year now. He says it is coming, but I'll believe it when I see it.

Meanwhile, I read the posts and enjoy the AMPs but don't have anything worthy of bandwidth.

 

[sassy k]

First, Thanks to the members that sent directions to SG. Right on the money. parking in the back is a nice touch.

Paula was there and I told her that I saw girls from the old places (true). She collected the funds and sent Toy, late 30's skinny, all natural, friendly and took her time. Agreed to a reverse massage. Over all it was a very nice experience.

The place is nice but very busy even on a weekday afternoon.

 

[DaveC]

For what it's worth, I never PMed anyone about Neverland and the one post I made about Neverland you found suspect was enough to have other senior members PM me on their distribution lists. All I'm saying is that if you look at BigTime's review history, it's all literally: "Saw my favorite girl at my favorite place. It was awesome." How does that help anyone? At least I provided a name and a place, and because my review was accurate, I was able to garnish the trust of other senior members at some level, no matter how low.

 

[sexy_solo2]

This is why you're just digging yourself a deeper hole.

No one professed to be a business genius except YOU.

When it's been confirmed that you were talking out of your ass, you continue to make stupid snide remarks and try to pick at semantics instead of defending your dumbass TEWFERONE post. $100 goes to girl. Sometimes girl has to give portion for kitchen mama, food, tip to mamasan, whatever.

Get it?

No, probably not, as demonstrated by your inability to read simple paragraphs in English. Maybe we should get an AMP girl to read over and explain our posts to you. Probably has a better grasp of the language than a stupid monger.

 

[peekaboo]

7-11:

I find it utterly ironic that you are chastising another for attempting to run up his posts to increase his post count. You had 2 posts in a row that really meant nothing.

So, on a whim, I went back and reviewed you 17 post count. There was only 1 of substance and that posting, to me at least, was suspect. I think it was about your 2nd post that mentioned Neverland... How did you know the location of Neverland when it had never been mentioned here and I know those "in the know" would not PM you without any credibility.

This post was simply my opinion and does not require any retort...simply thought on your account.

Van