Massage Parlor Reports

[ItseyBitsey]

Ah...big JJ with a great idea? Little jj feels inferior and not worthy!

jk...good idea, we'll see how long it lasts...

 

[Pompal 09.]

Anyone know if she is still around DC somewhere?

PM if you want.

Thanks

 

[Chase]

When I read there was an older (35+) lady,I figured I'd give her a try.I have a theory that less popular girls will work harder to establish regular clients.It doesn't often work out that way as they get older and more jaded, that's why they don't have regulars.Still,once in awhile I'll see if I'm right.

Late night ,around 10,I ventured to my favorite spot.Cherry was busy (as usual) and Michelle is out of town.I asked if they had anyone else(expecting Laura that I read about).I had to wait 20 minutes,but since I'm a regular,I could go back and forth from my room to the sauna.Finally,I get relocated to my room and in walks Pat.She's older,about late 30's ,maybe 40's under the makeup. A little heavy, bolt-ons with inch long nipples.She's Thai and commented someone said Thai pussy feels different than Korean.I didn't notice any tats and tell you the truth,I liked the extra padding.

She apologized about my waiting and not getting my first choice.She surprised me by not offering a TS.I always shower before going out and I was curious how things would go.Her massage was firm and deep.I got the impression she was ready to get out of the business and go home (to Thailand).Her English was excellent.

I think her problem was with the older momma-san.

But the important thing is that the session was excellent!I swear I have to find more Thai girls to find if they all feel this way.We were all over the room,in any position I liked. Afterwards, she got a warm towel and helped me dress.She said she was leaving Sunday ( I guess Michelle comes back then).I liked her.I liked how honest she was.A total professional.

 

[Josef]

You're right, it was off to me too but at that time I was already there so I caved. Given the results I should have just walked out.

 

[Iamkindacool]

Having RTFF then, you would have no doubt seen some other newbie(s) get flamed for asking for information.

So, since you seem to see no problem with not having to pay your dues, I'll just sit back and watch what happens.

AD

 

[Lyanna]

Went to H&H this afternoon, met with Sandra (never been with her before, since she usually works nights) 5'4" slightly overweight, small C-B cup, 35-40 yrs old. She said she was born in Italy and raised in Uruguay.

Fair massage, DATY, bbbj no cim, .8 tip

 

[essassin]

I went to Camelot and settled for a rectangular table for my pre-4th fireworks.

It was June in July, pretty, skinny, pleasant. Took the half, took control of the explosion. I don't like the rooms or the location, a lot of noise from the places upstairs (didn't even know anyone was there, based on outward appearances). Might go back, request a lineup.

 

[oops]

You're about to turn 21? Go to a bar, get drunk, find your self one night stand, stop wasting your time at computer. Enjoy life. You can find(and pay) woman your mothers age anytime later. Unless, ofcourse, you like well aged steak. When I was your age, I was out to party, wouldn't even think to pay to get laid.

 

[deonnawanna]

Umm, no. Which countries do they come from that are war-torn and impoverished? South Korea? They would have had to come from the 50's or earlier to claim that.

 

[Irv S]

I hadn't been to Supra in a while so I decided to check out the renovations. There are three girls on staff as of last night but two were busy so I wasn't able to get a lineup. I was given Nana.

Nana is probably close to 35, has curly hair, and is muscular for a Korean girl. She has a flabby stomach area and has implants. At first, I was disappointed but I decided to stick with the program, and am glad that I did!

Whatever Nana lacked in looks and age, Nana made up in service. Nana gave me one of the best massages that I had in a long time. She has really strong hands, and knows how to use them.

Another nice surprise was that Nana gave me a nice LONG session of Asian. She didn't spend too much time cleaning my behind in the shower, so I had ruled out any sort of visit to the Pacific Rim. But I think she spent a good 5 minutes down there.

Because a good amount of time was spent on the pre-game events, I was pretty revved up by the time it got to the main event. I finished faster than usual after three positions. With some time to spare, rather than kicking me out, which I had expected, Nana asked if I would like another massage.

I wouldn't say that the session was GFE, but it was just a good, solid session where a provider did a great job at all of the basics, rather than rushing through and then complaining after ten minutes when the deed is not done.

I would recommend.

 

[Andrra]

I spoke with the manager of the condos today. She's been in & out of the area the past few weeks, and will likely be travelling between here, New York, and Seattle during the Summer. She mention during our conversation that she has a "new lady, very young, pretty" working at another location. And, she also told me that one of our CC favorites is back in the area, also at another location. I hope to be able to review on one or both of these ladies in the very near future, possibly by this weekend. If I do make a recon run, I'll review the basics. Additional details might also be available. Stay tuned.

R::R

 

[needtoknow]

That's the understatement of the decade

- Bench

 

[gabrielle]

Don't feed the trolls,

Lax

 

[chimota94]

Went to supra and met judy. Nice body, ok face, funny, eager to please, pointed tail bone, a lot of bush, but somehow I felt like she's in a rush. Standard fare but the massage wasn't really good. Also not GFE. I won't repeat, but as always YMMV.

 

[Alexandra M]

I've been to H&H twice, and had good times both times. It's close to home, and I like the variety even though I also enjoy the Korean girls.

You got anything other than this one line of advice? I'd love to hear your reasoning.

 

[Elisabeth C]

Rut:

You may not realize it but yours was a very valuable review. I think it is always useful to know the places and providers to avoid. Thanks

Lax

 

[Dazzle.]

PT is in the MD thread, see its reviews there.

 

[JAP]

I wish to add my thanks for the removal. And RR is correct. He was Marion Berry - he got banned under that name.

 

[gars]

The following is for entertainment purposes only, and resemblance to reality is strictly coincidental.

11 am today. (Monday). Sitting at my desk with massive wood and extremely high yellow fever.

Decided to make another pilgrimage to the green palace.

Ring the door around 12:15 pm. Ask for KOKO. Mamasan said "she on vacation". So I ask for my favorite backup. Sue. (Suzy).

I hand Mamasan the house fee and within 3 mins in walks my old friend Suzy.

She says TS is busy for 5 min. So we pass the time with some DATY and great 69.

After 8 or 10 min. Heard mama son yell and Suzy responded. (shower free now). So off we go to the TS. Great marks for Suzy with the TS as usual. Nothing outstanding. But very nice as well.

All sparkly clean. She takes me back to the room up front.

Now here is where I got a bit miffed.

As soon as I get back in the room, In walks May right behind Suzy, May says Suzy busy with other customer, and that she will take care of me. (wink wink).

May was young. Late 20's. Very tight body. Enhanced C's.

But I didn't like the attitude, she just came across to me as "I really don't want to be with you" attitude.

I had her get mamasan. And I asked for a lineup. Since May was not what I wanted. Mamasan says no other girls free. But if I want to wait. I can get Suzy when she is done with some other monger.

Not liking my other options. I said sure. I will wait.

After what seemed an eternity. Finally in walks Suzy. All smiles and very willing to see me again.

We went right to the action. Since I prefer to have the yellow fever taken care of BEFORE the massage.

As with every other time I have been with Suzy. I will give her all 8's across the board. Not a gfe. But close enough to it for me.

The massage was nice. Average. But yet with the yellow fever gone, it felt fantastic. LOL

I walked out to the construction site with a spring in my step and a big smile on my face.

 

[SystemFailure]

Is there a price drop? I last paid a buck 6 over the summer.