Massage Parlor Reports

[Eugene]

Hello, I have been reading these forums for a while now. I am finally gathering the guts to get my first massage.

Which parlor will have the youngest, attractive girls?

I always read of older to middle aged women, but I am younger: D

Experience does not matter much.

 

[kitten kong]

Hi Vegg, et al,

Rose was at 14K today, though I did not see her. She is one class act. But, Vivi (Yes Gentlemen, it is VVVVVVV, even though the Hostess again said Bibi.) is a class act too. Vivi told me that she is also going to take a couple (or 3) weeks vacation, but it is to move to the area from NY. She says she will be back. Might get kinda sparse around there in a week or so!

Vivi was great today. Very caring and gentle and totally unhurried, even though they were busy. I had to wait for the first time, but only 15 minutes. All 3 girls (Rose, Sophie and Vivi) were busy. I told the Hostess I would accept any of these providers as I like them all.

Be safe out there and Good Luck Vegg on your visit to our town.

Rx

 

[Jingjing]

I'm just curious. What's the "worst" thing you've done to an AMP girl?

For me, I was having trouble "finishing" and after 45 minutes, the AMP girl told me I had to go. Now I didn't really say anything directly, but I kept making these big sighs like a jackass and kept hinting at it, "But I came to finish....". She then told me she'd give me back my money minus the house fee.

Afterwards, I kind of felt bad, and after reading posts about some of the crappy things and people these girls have to put up with, I don't think I'd ever take my money back again if I've already been "inside" someone, whether I finish or not.

 

[misslabeled]

I think it depends on which Nana you knew. Not the Nana I knew, but fantastic service. Same Nana as others have experienced, as she has been around for awhile. Either way, definately worth a visit. If anybody can give a review on the new girl, would be appreciated--and not Cici.

TIA

 

[Pompal 09.]

I hate just blatantly asking for intel but.... Does anyone know where June from 1818 went? I was told it was the same June from NOVA establishments and she was one of my ATF providers.

 

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Unless he arrived in the middle of a K-girl Summit Meeting and/or was counting the mamasans. Then again, maybe he was REALLY DRUNK and there were 8 remodelers up there...

 

[Erik Van Thienen]

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[grable]

Confirmed they're all on vacation.

 

[Unworthy King]

OK, twice in a week. My allowance is gone, but at least I spread my wings beyond rio.

I checked out the green joint tonight. It was one of the best experiences in at least a year. I was able to meet multiple friends and then pick a best friend; the TS was absolutely perfect; two muscle kneeding sessions were quite good; and the final attitude was completely satisfying. Sue, K-girl, late 30s, says she's been in DC 5 days via LA.

On the way out, I met younger mamasan and a little toto-like guy named "uncle bob." Or maybe I was uncle bob. Not sure it matters.

Face - 7
Body - 7
Attitude - 9
Service - 10
TS - 10
Massage - 10

 

[ZombieCakes]

We may complain sometimes about our AMP's but California may have it worse...

Was lurking in the LA lists and saw this friggin hilarious post which I have shortened for your reading pleasure.

Six charged after O.C. investigation turns up ring of 10 brothels
By H.G. Reza, Times Staff Writer
2:31 PM PDT, March 22, 2007

Six people were in custody today and charged with pimping and operating 10 brothels staffed by Chinese prostitutes.

Law enforcement officials said the ring was broken up after a three-year investigation by local and federal agencies in the largest such investigation in Orange County. The ring, which police suspect may have included 30 brothels, also allegedly operated in Los Angeles and Riverside counties.
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The brothels, operated by five Chinese nationals and an American, were advertised as acupuncture centers and massage parlors, but sex was the only service offered, Orange County Dist. Atty. Tony Rackauckas said at a news conference today.

In an apparent effort to economize, customers were asked to use plastic food wrap instead of condoms. Jian Shi, a 49-year-old Montebello resident and ringleader, purchased 7,500 square feet of plastic wrap over a two-month period, said Rackauckas.

"I really don't think about [plastic food wrap] in the same way anymore," the district attorney said.

....

 

[mariettascheer]

Yup, Friendly & Bubba, thats correct, Georgia. I knew something was off.

 

[Bernie R]

I truly understand your venting. I've been saying this sense black Wednesday, which actually went down on Tuesday. I talk to many of these ladies and they also can't believe the details that are posted here or have any idea why. Have no problem with you calling your friends sharing the good news, but putting it on an open forum just doesn't make sense. Mothers, school teachers and you can only imagine who are running around their neighborhoods looking for AMP`s so they can call the local LE and filed complaints. I don't know to me it's a little bit like insanity continuing to do the same things and expecting different results.

 

[visualthailand]

I'm not sure of any specific drop but it does appear they are well aware of or sensitive to the current economic situation. They don't appear to be as pushy for that extra .2 in a couple places. Or you don't have to keep saying "No" as much.

 

[LLEEEEEEEEEE]

I am a senior member from Kansas City. I come to DC on business and will be there next week. I have been reading the massage reviews and I am having a hard time figuring out the names of places or location. Is there a past post someone can refer me to? or could someone list the best couple AMP's in the DC area and where they are? You can do it here or PM me. Thanks so much!

 

[Chris Masin]

If it is, it's really close.

It does look like her body.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Yes, it is finally going to happen. We are going to have a roundtable in Bangkok this year!!

To celebrate another step toward that previously elusive goal, LL needed some Asian tang. As one who practices what he preaches, I had read on this fucking forum something about Thai girls at an AMP that has been closed since Black Wednesday. The reviewer was a bit disdainful of the fact the age of the masseuses seemed to be in the low 30's, and not as hot as some of the K-girls around. I did occur to LL that he has had some mighty fine Thai pussy in that age group. Why not check it out?

The mamasan is an ancient relic, but I think she is familliar somehow. I asked for a pretty girl and she promised a good one. Yada yada yada. She made sure she stuck her head in the room to assure me Nikki was a really good girl like three times. Course it could have been the fact I was in more serious states of undress each time she poked her head in the room.

Nikki is a kind of plain looking Thai girl, shoulder length black hair with some brown straking. Not a bombshell like my dear Bebe, but with the setting of the Suns stars, LL was determined to find alternatives. Plain looking or not, she was still quite attractive. The TS was very good. Typical of a shy Thai girl, she remained dressed for the first part of the backrub. Once she adjusted her dress and I commented she could just remove it. That started the whole, "I am shy" thing. I asked her if she was going to come to my bed wearing a bath towel... A great ice-breaker...

Eventually, after a good bit of sexual inuendos and teasing her I get the "I'm not pretty because...dark skin, black hair, small boob and small booty routine." Where do these girls get the idea that all American guys like is a fucking blonde bombshell? She tested me and asked for my appraisal of her tits. Actually, they are like perfect. A/B size, smooth and soft, perky brown nipples, no discoloration, spots or saggyness. I showed her my appreciation, which soon became a nice DATY session. Her oral skills are a treat. She put the raincoat on her tounge and used it effectively in all the nether regions, then proceeded to a skillful CBJ. Tounge around the head, lips working the shaft, and the fingernails gently caressing the base and balls. I had to make her stop.

Cowgirl was glorious. Her engrish skills are good, been in the USA legitimately for 8 years. Did not work out with the farang hubby so she apparently went back to what she knew how to do best, please men. Avoid her if you hate a chatty one. I don't mind, guess I was in the mood to talk about Thailand and Thai girls.

Nikki:
Face 7
Body 8
masaji 7
Sexo 9
Overall 8
I will definately repeat.

LoveLOS

PS Linda fans: She escaped the Black Wed roundup and is apprently in working in NY.

 

[bahena006]

1413. Same place.

 

[The Wrathful]

Met up with the younger Korean girl referenced in a previous experience. Unfortunately, as fate would have it, the reason she was able to meet up was because she wasn't working due to being on her period. Still, I made the best with what I had.

First night, I was able to control myself, not to mention we were both tired from the plane ride and drinking. She has a bad habit of stroking my dick in her sleep, though. Makes it kind of hard to control my urges. Meanwhile, she let me know that she brought a couple of condoms just in case.

Second night, I asked for a blowjob. She suggested I titfuck her instead. Well, I never really got off this way but what the hey. Some titfucking and she even took my dick in her mouth a few times before I finally came in her cleavage. I was aiming for her face, but not enough strength. Next time.

The next morning, I awoke to her stroking my dick. So of course I was horny once again. I asked for a blowjob and she obliged. Eventually, I came into her mouth. She took about half my load before running off to the bathroom. Maybe in time she'll be able to deepthroat and take everything. Got drunk later that night and really wanted her pussy bad. But it was not to be and I fell asleep while kissing her. That seemed to really win her over, for what it's worth.

The next morning, some more BBBJ and this time I jacked off onto the side of her face while she was licking my shaft. My cum pretty much oozed down the side of her face to her lips as she slurped my head while I finished. Very hot. After she washed off, I jokingly (or was I) suggested we make a video sometime. She seemed pretty receptive and agreed. She then playfully asked where we should do it next time since now I've done it on her tits, mouth, and face. I suggested anal. She seemed kind of receptive to this also so I asked if she'd done it before. She said she tried before but it didn't work. I wonder if that means I'll ever get a chance to break her anal virginity?

And that's that. No sex. Better luck next time.

 

[SneakersPeepers]

Plumber: $80/hr; no tips, but butt crack is free.

Lawyer: $200-$300/hr.; no tips unless you're lorena Bobbitt's lawyer.

Rabbi performing circumcisions: free, but he works for tips.

 

[gladewalker69]

Put me out of my hobby, hell my exwife could not stop me! I guess I get the hex now. I say no I do not believe any mortal can stop my mongering, please don't put the whammy on Sleazebum unless he personally asks for it also. Hell if I was nice I would still be married.

WTF where do these guys come from?

A bewildered Big Red