Massage Parlor Reports

[drdjjt]

Ginger, I also appreciate your contributions and respect your opinions. But I guess I'm jumping on the dog pile with my $0. 02 on this topic. It's pretty clear that there is no one answer to this question.

I think Freshly Snipe's review kinds sums it up for me. It's an hour of being papmered. If you spend all that time waiting for the end, you just might miss a good TS and massage. I'm not quite old yet, but I got a good 20+ years on our young Mr. Dcoffee. And I can honestly tell you that I can't recall my SO ever giving me a nice TS and a good massage. And BJ's? As soon as I said "I do", she said "I don't". And to be perfectly honest, AMPs are cheaper than my SO.

I don't know if I'd stay sane if I couldn't slip away for an hour and get pampered with a little me time.

Not trying to beat you up or nothing. Keep up the good work.

Butter Dog

 

[Pompal 09.]

Last night around 10:00

Vermont was closed. There is a sign for "Vermont Therapy" and the neon "open" sign is in the window, but the door was locked. the hours on the sign said 10-10, so maybe I got there too late. But the signage made it look pretty legit, not like the old days of just "open".

1829 was definitely open. The ladies were older as someone else said, but very spirited and accommodating. Many signs on the walls all the way up stairs, as if they aren't ashamed of themselves.

 

[justme123]

Peach is only standard NOVA finish right? So how can you compare MIST to Peach?

 

[wizard]

Am I the only one that recalls "tender touch" of college park. Causation MP for 5 jacksons, You gotta fly to Germany for that kind of thing now!

 

[mogs]

Rose had already received the standard fare! She wanted MORE MORE MORE!!!

If the standard # of Jacksons (3+5) isn't enough then somebody should make it clear what is expected.

 

[Cora D]

When I need to find a place, I usually start with Google Maps: http://maps.google.com/ It's a great service--it can even give you driving directions from wherever you happen to be.

Good luck!

 

[King Brace]

Hello. I've been to that down-below place near 14 and K a few times over the past two weeks. It is becoming my new favorite.

Had Nana a few times. She's great, beautiful and very playful. Very nice TS. A little disappointed that I didn't want the works the first time, but she convinced me for the second. Too bad she went back to Korea. Maybe I should have mentioned that first off. She was becoming my ATF, boo-hoo.

Met Jill. She's not the prettiest. On the chunky side for an AMP girl. Very sweet and attentive. I had the impression that she'd do just about anything I asked. Hardly speaks any English, so talking became a pain very quickly. Nice experience though.

Jill:
Face 7
Body 8
BJ 9
Sexo 8
Overall 8

Last couple times with Young. Very pretty, skinny, nice boobs with standity-uppity nips. Fun TS. Nice firm massage, lots of pressure. Very chatty -- she asked if she was talking too much and I said she was talking just the right amount. Since I didn't mind the chatting, she went over on time by almost 30 minutes. Sweet.

Young:
Face 8-9
Body 9
BJ 9
Sex 8
Overall 9

Definitely will be back.

 

[vigilius]

Good luck with that.

 

[Megs]

I've been sticking with 1333 a lot lately since they seem to be taking better care of their customers. They used to try to get you out of there as fast as possible, but not any more. Nice. I do miss Nana and Tara. I only met Tara once but I really liked her. I've seen Nana quite a few times and she's not for everyone but I liked her too. Anyone seen either of them?

Anyway, I met Suzy. Pretty face, nice smile, ample bolt-ons, very animated. Maybe 110 pounds, probably less. She's very spirited and playful, even a little grabby (not in a bad way, though). Passable Engrish. Extremely thorough table shower while humming "here comes the bride". Sorry, I said, I already got one.

Back to the room, nice massagi, though it got rather tickly at the end. I had to finally stop her, that was enough tickling. Requested a language lesson, which was extremely enthusiastic but a little painful. Toothy even. She did get my attention though, so we walked the dog. It was very good so I went at that a while. I don't have a great interest in changing positions every five minutes, but maybe I should have. She kind of lost steam there at the end, but it was a little late for the switcheroo so I finished up.

She was clearly sore when we were done, which was a little distressing. I told her next time to please speak up and I'd be happy to switch around or even go for manual finish. I think she felt bad that I noticed, so she took care to assure me she was fine.

Anyway, everything was good, but I don't think I caught her at her best. She seems like she could be a real ball of fire on a good day. Watch out, she's going to marry one of you guys.

 

[alekssebasstrs]

I tried to visit Rio today for a wonderful South American vacation. When I tried to board the plane, the door was deadbolted and no answer to the bell.

Does anyone have any intel on Rio and if it is closed or not??

 

[farzin33far]

Comp,

I think that one has shut, if it's the same one I'm thinking of. The one off of Tyco rd is still open, however, its hit and miss...and pricy. You're better off venturing a CC in the tysons area, which is near the location you've mentioned below. PM me for number.

 

[Robert Cordiak]

Much of what has been said is true. Based on my friendships with girls in the past there are some other points. Sometimes they do get some of the house fee. I am not sure if this is universal, but it is sometimes the case. Also, the girls pay the cooking mama. There are also expenses for the Korean cab drivers who often place the girls in the spas and transport them to and fro. The typical tip is usually $100, but they can get more. Sometimes they get counterfeit money. It's not a lot, but I have seen it with my own eyes, so it does happen.

The money is good, but it is a very difficult life. The girls often do not trust one another. The hours are long. From those I have known well myself, the girls do not like what they are doing. Little kindnesses mean something. I have typically been treated very well because I treat them as humans. To follow up on another comment, they like getting a massage themselves. Back when I went to these places regularly, I would often massage the girl myself. I enjoyed it and

 

[Pompal 09.]

Dude, the Gonorrhea is spreading to your brain;or have you been sharing the glass pipe? I we talked about this like a week ago and today 6 hours before you posted... Wrong night for you! Now if you forget, I'll tell you to RTFF! LOL.

Remember everybody - Drugs are bad.

But it has been too long since I've been to my playground.

LL

 

[Goethe]

I wonder if Nana is the name of the week or the ladies are working a circuit. The Nana I know and visit is at Rio. She's short and cute, says she 28 and I believe her. Amazing ta-tas, feel and look real.

I saw her a few days ago and got the gfe treatment, I guess because I'm a regular. Very enthusiastic dfk, a/r. She's very loving and personable.

When I arrived we had to wait for the shower. I started to get frisky and she ran out to get the cover. I unleashed my dog of war LOL and we had at it. I thought it would be the quickest visit I ever had but I held off and we hit the t/s. It was a long shower as she kept popping out of her bra and I had to taste.

When we got back, she insisted on the massagi. Very light, but all areas were covered, very relaxing.

Afterwards, I returned the favor with tongue and fingers. Nana got into it and squirted. The first time I'd seen that. We hit all positions. I know we went over the hour. At Rio, they encourage repeat business by treating us to the little extras. Nana has a great personality and body. I will repeat.

 

[Suzaku]

I saw sarah months ago, had a good time. As of tonight I have only been to lily's twice.

Sarah is not for everyone, she has unique qualities, but her qualities fit me well.

She is mid aged, tough build, strong, round butt, C cup, almost 6 pack stomach.

She remembers me from last time, I pay for hour $74.

She takes me to shower (there is no table shower here).

Last time she was more playful but I give her a break it is late at night.

After sauna back to room, she gives a VERY VERY good massage, remember sarah is a strong and powerful girl, but not too strong to loose sexy.

I have gotten into the habbit of offering girls massages, she gladly accepts, I think she is tired. She takes of top, I pull up skirt to reveal a firm round rump. I am buck.

I begin the massage, she is quite serious about it, I was probably going for 15-20 minutes, I am getting aroused so I try to massge between her legs with member (the butt is driving me wild), she screams playfully "massaghe" in korean accent and does not stop me. I get back to business with massage.

She asks me to hold bar on the ceiling and walk on her back. Low and behold I am holding the bar in an AMP in laurel walking on sarah's back. She expresses how greatful she is. She says now is my turn.

I give her $100, I like her and her style.

She strips and climbs on top, finds her way down. Licks the boys and shaft for another 10 min uses all tounge. Then she does her signiture move and climbs on top with an unusual asian straddle, not sex but similar feeling (she did this last time as well).

By now I have used up time, mama starts to scream from outside. Sarah rushes to finish with HJ, a unique and sensual experience.

Sarah is one of my favorites, she is not shy at all.

She is good whether you need a REAL massage or just need to get down.

She is the best REAL massage I know of in the region.

 

[gotnoplans]

In the interest of research, and satisfying my own curiosity, I daydreamed I visited MiniSpa again.

The door was open this time. I was sat in the waiting room for 30 seconds. I was presented with Sofia. I asked for another provider, but was told 'we are very busy now'

I wasn't thrilled but went with it because I didn't want to drive across town. Standard TS, but no thorough rectal scrub. You can imagine what that didn't lead to.

Sofia is 5'4, maybe 110#. K-girl / HK mix.
Face 6
Bod 6 too thin for me, soft a cups, no ass, but long gummybears which work for me
Rub and Service was a 7
Attitute was an 8.

Very enthusiastic french lession followed by a very tight ride in several positions. I would take it or leave it. Based on service I would repeat. Based on attraction I won't. YMMV.

PP

 

[trigga1uk]

Van, you are so right....

Connie and the shower room were an unbeatable combination!

MnV

 

[Rosa]

Yes sir. I had a girl in Vegas from a strip club come to my room when she got off for 200smax and she took very good care of me, its just that some of us are very spoiled with great service for the prices that is charged in this aea. And this girl was asian and a dime piece, no skinny spinner. very shapely,but such is life,its tug-o-war on this crap. Dude, I recall the days when the tip was 10bux in maryland but that was way back when, the price of fine cars have gone up over the years so I suppose its kool to drive the price of pussy up, haahahahhaa, I had one chick in chantilly place use to give me FS and bbbj for 100bones, what da hell, guess I am just lucky and spoiled!

 

[Nimrod]

It's hard to beat Honolulu.

LexLuther

 

[Charmaine]

NukeyNuke et al,

With all due respect, I think you need a reality check. Don't get me wrong! I preached and prattled about this many times. The AMP girls are people and need to be treated with kindness for that reason alone. You treat people with dignity and respect, no matter what they do for a living.

But these girls are, in the final analysis, prostitutes. That means that they sell the use of their bodies for money. There are many different kinds of women. A "normal woman" (if their is such a thing) gives herself to a man if she feels a connection and wants a longterm relationship. There are also women who give it up to every man they meet. These women are called sluts. But a woman who gives it up to any man who will pay her for it is called a prostitute.

I understand how easy it is for some of these women to beguile you. Some of them are indeed beautiful. Many have charming personalities. I have personally found that most of them have great strength of character. Many are also very kind and sweet. But as I've mentioned (and this bears repeating), they are prostitutes.

For whatever reason (poor English skills, childhood sexual abuse, extreme debt, etc.) these women have determined that the only (or perhaps best) way for them to survive is to sell what a normal woman gives to a man whom she loves. The consequences of this are major. For one thing, when such a woman makes love to you, you should not be confused enough to think that it means she loves you. In fact it has no meaning at all, except that you are paying her and she is taking your money.

For another thing, it means that even if you were rich and if you were to marry one of these women and keep her in high style, be kind to her, etc., the first time she got pissed at you (which every woman eventually will do) she's going to tell you to go fuck yourself and then go out and go back to work doing what she knows best.

Now we come to the reason they move around so much. Personally, I don't believe it's part of the business model. I think the major reason they move around is that they have unreasonable expectations about what sort of comfort, happiness, or satisfaction they can achieve in some particular place. When a woman moves, say from Flushing to D.C., she thinks that perhaps she will be happier, make more money, be treated better, whatever! But naturally this does not happen so she moves again. This is not a life that leads to happiness.

I think also that to some extent, the owner/operators of the establishments believe that it is in their interest to have new talent. They know the customers like this. They also are probably wise enough to know that it is in nobody's interest for the customers to fall in love with the girls. But unless the girl causes trouble for the mamasan or for one of the customers, I don't believe they will force them to move on. It just happens and they know it's part of the business.

So my advice is that if you are looking for a relationship, don't look for it in a massage parlor. Look for it online, in church, in some other venue where you practice your endeavors. But don't look for it at an AMP. To do so is to make your life and the life of the working girl more complex than it needs to be.

This industry is not going to change in the way you would like it to. It exists for one reason. That reason is to enrich the people who own the AMP's. They do enrich themselves. They do so because there are guys like you and me who are willing to part with our hard-earned money for a little bit of comfort and pleasure and because there are girls who need the money badly enough that they will sell themselves to get a bit of that money.

LexLuther