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Baltimonger
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I wanted to be the first in DC to congratulate our next quartodigitarian on massageplanet.

LoveLOS

 

[Punky (Eeeevil Atheist)]

I have not played in Dallas, but have always had fun in Seattle.

 

[toughcountryfucker]

It would not be appropriate to give you the location of Neverland or Wonderland at this time. On the other hand, I do respect what you and your buddy's have done for us, so there is some info in your Private Messages Box.

I use the PM since there are others that lurk here and contribute nothing that need to do their own digging. Effectively, I'm calling your military service a worthy contribution.

Please also read the next post up. It should help a lot if you are new to the AMP scene.

Enjoy,
LoveLOS

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Dreamer,
Welcome to the DC board. Thank you for the review, which was your first here in the USA. I wanted to address your opening lines and, for lack of better words, your flame bait:
I am apparently one of those selfish "DC Vets" that you have pigeonholed as posting a bunch of crap and not sharing. So to your comments, I say fuck you very much.

Of course, the DC Vets that you accuse of not sharing have posted the vast majority of the information and reviews that make this the best Massage parlor thread on massageplanet. I am truly fucking sorry I don't have the money or time to try all the girls in all the AMPs so I can give you a scientific comparison along with all their cell phone numbers (although if you send the money, I will find the time ).

If you would have taken the time to understand the issues in DC, you would realize why us selfish DC vets have chosen to do business the way we have:

1. LE monitoring the board is an ever-present concern-we lost all of our AMPs for months in the last raids.
2. Places like Neverland get 3-8 doorbell rings an hour, and they only have 5 girls on a good day. They are over capacity! It is a good thing and we wish to protect it.
3. We share by PMs to contributing members. It is a judgment call, but the level of information is based on the credibility the member brings to the board.
4. The RULE ON THIS FORUM is that this forum is what we make it (as long as we play using El Hefe's rules, which we generally observe)

I agree. I respect you as an ISG senior, but your expectation that we check every newbie post against the ISG site is, well, dumb as hell. It is up to you, the ISG Senior member, to mention your credentials when seeking information.

I did check your claim to be an quality ISG senior member, (your registration dates are the same for both sites, so I know you are the same person) and knowing that, I would have gladly passed you any intel by PM. Unfortunately, I didn't see your name in my inbox.

I suggest being polite like several genuine newbies I have recently had the pleasure of welcoming this very week (Striker and WTF come to mind immediately, there are others if you RTFF). In short, your cavalier attitude has scored you no points with the "DC vets." OTOH, If you choose to play nice with us, I for one have a short memory and would love to have you as part of the community rather than a pissed off outsider. It is your call, my friend.

LoveLOS

 

[Carly123]

Hello fellow Mongers,

Saw Sophie today at 14k, and I agree with Sleazebum, this girl is a great time! My only gripe was that her CBJ skills weren't the greatest IMHO. Other than that, WOW!

Any other info, feel free to PM me.

Regards,

Rusian

Horray!!! Senior member status! Such an honor!

 

[Joana]

That one my friend, like other fine establishments in recent memory, has left us.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Although the anonymous nature of this forum guarantees repercussions for one's thoughts, despite how illicit and degrading they may be. However, there are rules to be followed. Especially the usage of "*****", "*****" and "Cunt."

Based on Mr. Jackson's guidelines, these "words are not allowed because these words are commonly used to denigrate (please see definition below) women, and that's not what this website is all about." Feel free to examine the "Rules" section of this forum.

If you feel that the utilization of these words increase your sense of superiority towards women, I strongly suggest you direct such thoughts within your bloodline or kinship. Better yet, pay the extra money and see a therapist.

Ian

*Denigrate means to speak damagingly of or criticize in a derogatory manner.

 

[<3333 me]

Now you talking

 

[Pompal 09.]

When it comes to the level of service and AMP etiquette, Royal is tops. They do everything right.

I'm off to some place well south of the border for some serious fun. (I can't afford to go to a DC AMP 3 to 4 times a day). Later.

 

[sassy k]

So Paychex, you say you tried SUN and found it closed? I'm wondering where you've been. Let's see; I'd like to catch you up on things. Well, for starters, do you know that we invaded Iraq to take control of its oil reserves? That was in 2003, about the time Sun closed (or it might as well be).

 

[Crazy Baboon!]

Hi all,

Back on the 25th, I asked about Gtown /Palis area and got not a single response. I looked in the archives. It truly seems from the looks of it that the days of there being anything in the gtown area have come and gone. From what you all don't write. I can only surmise that there is nothing to be had anymore in Gtown. With my first day at the new job coming up right quick, I look over hill and dale to see if impression is indeed true. In the mean time, if you know of something, HELP A FELLA OUT! Then I can be sure to give a proper review.

Thanks. Ex.

 

[Sence Kitty]

Although I no longer do anything BB, I have had more than one BBBJ in AMPs. One time I was about to shoot my load and I pulled away because I wanted to finish elsewhere. She told me she wanted to "taste my juice." BBBJCIM was clearly offered, but refused. I'm sure I paid the standard buck-sixty. This was an AMP where I was well known and a girl that I had seen a couple of times before.

Much is available in an AMP where you are well known.

Horsetrader

 

[?l????? peac??]

Wayward One: Many of the places in your review have closed or, if they haven't closed, the girls have likely moved on, so I don't see the benefiot of your review. Grim Reaper: I guess the fact that you post your fantasies here means we don't have to buy "Penthouse Letters" to read them. But, even so, I'd rather you keep your mastubatory fantasies to yourself, and keep the forum for the purpose for which it is meant, i.e., providing knowledge about real establishments, and not your fantasies. Your fantasies are not at all helpful to anyone.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Went by the new place, didn't like the neighborhood but since I was there already just wanted to try out new spot, right? Guess what happened?

I got out of my car walked maybe 5 or 6 steps, two guys jumped of nowhere and got rob at gun point. I was so scared and shaking, I was froze for I don't know how long. Only lucky story was that I was unharmed. Be careful if you go there.

 

[Chance M]

Excluding times for the menstral, this appears accurate and don't forget travel time between houses after all most move on every two to four weeks. Then there is time off to lay low after a 5-O bust and potential La Migra raid.

Without TIPS not much of that 60 - 80 get to the girls but I am sure what they do make is tax-free; does anyone really think, if lrgal, they would really give their SS# to an MS?

Bottom line, they work too much but see less of the money than you think. A lot are still paying for their documents and transport to the US. Ask about that in your next conversation.

 

[Drew]

Vermont is just rub and tug. However, if you are a bit forward, you can get their tops off, and have a pretty decent time. I had Katie a few weeks ago, pretty good looking (and I"d be careful, I saw a couple of not so great looking girls their, so I felt lucky). She had some interesting tricks that were pretty amazing.

Not FS, but some fun in a pinch.

 

[Little Glenn]

Eve--two thumbs up!

She is new in town. Standard rates.

 

[jomonjimmy]

I don't think that Ginger Man is pulling our leg here. I was over at Kyoto over 4 weeks ago and when I was making my way out, there were 4 LE cars parked outside. Curious, I decided to stay put inside my car in order to see if the LEs were spying the place. To my surprise, I suddenly saw " Summer " (An AMP girl that works there) coming out of the building looking all nervous. She was rushing to her SUV all scared. The LE's stopped her and she got really nervous. From my car, I could see that the LEs were asking to see her ID. About 35 minutes later, the mamasan and the owner came to see what was going on. 15 minute after, the LEs tried to get in the building with them, but they kept on trying to stop the LEs from going in and checking the place. The LEs were getting furious and angrily told them to calm down, after that they went in. I got the jitters and hightailed it out of there quicker than the desert melts ice.

I know you guys won't believe me, but I assure you that this is a 100% true.

If you guys don't believe me, go over to Kyoto and talk to Summer or the mamasan for proof.

Good Day

Pheonixzero13

 

[ModAdministrator]

Yeah, I hear ya sleazebum, I don't like it either when I get all caught up in the moment and then the "upsell" comes. Let me know upfront so I will know what I am getting or I can at least adjust, usually what I do, I just drop one bone on the table and say "its up to you to get those 5 20s", This is my cash on the table at this time, I am putting it back in my pocket for now, if you want all of it go for it. And they know what that means. And trust me, I have pulled back out only 2 20s based on what I recieved in the room. I don't think tipping is the deal in DC, its the locations, there are no good locations, I mean too many people walking by.

 

[star_lite57]

A girl told me they were having cash flow problems.

 

[Dazzle.]

Dude,

Where the fuck did you come from? I've examined your previous reviews, and from what I've deduced, your contribution to the cause is as minuscule as the size of your brain. I contributed more information in day than you did in a month, fool!

You must be out of your mind throwing me this shit. But like I said before, enough time have been spent on this topic. Moving on.

N2