Massage Parlor Reports

[Rebekah B]

I thought COT was Russian...but what would I know.

Never heard of COF as being called that, people just usually say it.

 

[|Gordon| |Freeman|]

Whoops. I forgot to ask my HH question!

I was introduced to all the ladies working at the time at HH. I have forgotten their names, sadly. I was particularly interested in the brunettes, rather than the blondes.

There is one girl, American, that looked about college age.

There was the Columbian, and I was told that there is an Irish lass working there on some days too.

I forget the names. Can anyone help me out in this regard?

Thanks, exclient

 

[The Lollypops]

People not reviewing due to suspected LE activity? Places not open? Everyone's dick worn out?

I broke my hiatus (see my last post) within a week after posting, because it's hard to get this stuff out of the system. Anyway. .

Headed to what's becoming my semi-usual spot of H&H and drew Alex from the batch. I wasn't terribly impressed, although she's friends with Amanda (from a previous trip) who I did like, so hopefully the word gets put in and they recognize me when I go off hiatus again.

Or not. At any rate, she's white, local, and I'm guessing late 30's. Average looks. Attitude was a little too mechanical for me, I guess. That said, she was very no nonsense about everything, which put me off a bit. Seniors can hit me for details over PM. Given the climate, I'd really rather not say anything else here. It is rare that I do this, but I like the joint, and they're paranoid enough as it is.

 

[Bella&BO]

"That's why the AMPs were crawling with gorgeous korean girls, and anyone you got over 30 was like the famous Linda- still hot, and a mindblowing fuck that left you weak kneed everytime."

Come on guys, most of the girls who worked in the spas were over 30. They ALWAYS lie about their ages. Anyone who has been around for a while knows that Asian girls usually look 10 years younger than they are. There may have been some who were under 30, but I suspect 80% were over 30. Of course, I have not done a sampling. These operators know that we want twenty-somethings, so that's what they tell us. One girl I knew well said that she was 24. Fooled me, but I later learned that she was 34. After I get to know them, I ask them how old they REALLY are. Usually they would tell me and they were all over 30. Many would be surprised to learn how many of these girls are over 40.

 

[colorprodigy]

Right now, there are maybe two or three places open, and two of those are sporadic. The third place is in a sketch area, so at this point--I would there are mongers that can't find a good 'commercial' place.

There are independents and private incalls, but those tend to move around and independents are flaky without management coordinating business.

 

[training day]

Where is the Green Massage parlor located in DC? And Rio for that matter? Can someone private message me.

Thanks

 

[James D + Sarah D]

Star again.

Well after last time's so so experience at Star, I decided to give them one more try. I got June this time.

She said she is 24 and I don't doubt that either. Her message skills were not great but she made up that in attitude. Very bubbly. Highly recommended. And she has great body as well.

 

[Merl]

Luba may be the woman at Sky Spa on Georgia Avenue in Silver Spring.

 

[Jebediah S]

Hey all,

So this is my first post on here but I have been reading around on and off for a little while. I'll just tell you all about my experiences.

My first time was in AC about a year ago. I had gone up with some buddies we were gambling, black jack, craps, roulette. I had done pretty well (won about 900 bucks doing roulette) and we decided to hit up a strip joint, that wasnt happening since there were only 2 that we found and the line was too long. WE ended up driving past an AMP and I begged my friends to stop. I was nervous as hell and because of the time (2:30am) I half didn't expect it to be open, alas. Door opened right up and this beautiful little thing said come on in. Keep in mind this was my first time at an AMP so I was horribly nervous and had no idea what to expect.

I walk in, ask what the deal was and she said 2. For fs. I didn't thik the price was too much at the time (although knowing what I know now, it def was a tad steep). So she puts me in a little room and tells me to get comfortable, I do, and she leads me to my first ts. FANTASTIC! I had never had such an experience before. It was great. After that we go back to the room, I get a pretty crappy massage and then the HJ, BJ, and she starts going at it. Tried her on top, then switched it up. At the end, she was very friendly, I had a picture phone with me and she took it and took a picture of her with it and then sent me on my way. The weird thing was she made me walk out the back. I remember when We stopped I saw LEO chillin in his car so I assumed having to walk out the back down an alley was all because of him.

Anyways, that was my first experience. GREAT!

Now, after being home for a few months and hanging out with friends one night I started talking to them again about what happened and they got out their internet phones and started searching around, they then found this board. After about an hour of searching around we stumbled upon some information regarding 1333 4th floor. We were nervous as hell walking up those stairs but man was the experience worth it. All three of us walked in and they put us in the same room. Then mamasan brought in a group of girls and let us pick. I took the smallest most petite thing I say and her name was suzy (after reading on this site I realized afterwards that I had gotten the one everyone on here at the time was talking about) and she was amazing. TS, BJ, fs, she kissed, hugged, played, she asked me to be her bf LOL. She wouldn't even let me leave afterwards. That was by far the best experience I've had.

I have since been back a few times with my friends and unfortunately none of the other times have been nearly as good. The girls were just okay and one time I didn't get a massage and another time I didn't get a TS. I don't know. Just blah.

Well Today I tried going out there and man I wish I had checked the forum first because I get up there and the door is closed and the doorbell doesnt work. I ring and no sound, no one comes to the door. The damn place is closed! Now I am home and aching for it because I set myself up for it and built it up so much and now all I want to do is find another one! I keep hearing so much information about Rio I was jsut wondering if someone could help me out and help me find a replacement place. I tried searching the forum to get information on locations and what not but am just at a loss. I guess I am too frustrated or something.

HELP

 

[@N$W3R$]

I got hard, then we did RCG, Mish, DS, then Mish again. I could not finish off. I was covered in sweat from slammin' her, the mattress was hangin' off, total chaos. I say in desperation, "I can't come."

Two words: Mint toothpaste.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Very Basic Economics!

Good explanation!

JJ

 

[wella]

I'm sorry , I was referring to Rejected Monke regarding the Rie and Christine post .

Sorry my mistake.

 

[Spindrift]

The night of the ice storm, 13 Feb, I called before I arrived to confirm they would still be open. It was around 2am. Mamasan said they closed at 3. So I asked for Jenifer and mamsan said OK. I was 2 minutes away. Once I get there Mamsan was very rude and never showed me Jenifer. Then she said I could only get 30 minutes with no TS. Very disappointed since I had just spent many hours at the strip club and I was ready to go...Oh well...maybe next time.

 

[shouldatakenlaw]

Had a pleasing experience with Mary at Mist

Her body is incredible! That makes up for the lack of enthusiasm in the table shower and massage. Both were decent, but I've had much better. Not much of a talker. I like girls who are relaxed and joke around a lil. Anyway, overall it was a good time. If i go back I will try another provider. I would reccomend, but YMMV.

Rusian

 

[Mary Boo]

Who's Bruce? Do you have me mistaken with somebody else? Anyway, the PM is on its way.

And yeah, I know I shouldn't be giving out locations and other logistics to people who are not established members. Likewise, I won't be asking for any until I've established myself here. I might not ask for any locations anyway even after I've established myself because I've become paranoid and like to stick with what I already know.

 

[Pompal 09.]

When Sun was open that was the norm for me. I made it clear up front that's what I wanted and often had some fun before the TS.

The caviat is that I was a regular, knew most of the girls, and the mama seemed to like me because I always felt like I got genuine 'star treatment'.

I usually gave an extra two jacks for the extra effort, except with two of the ladies I was a regular with. You must be able to finish twice withing the normally allotted time, unless you are special (ie LL, BSR, or someone of their stature).

Perhaps being known for a little extra tipping helps the cause.

Aside from Sun and a couple of places I frequented in Honolulu, I can't say with any certainty that doubles are possible anywhere else for standard rate. Money talks.

-PP

 

[Loren]

Oh, hell yea! The Barter System!!!

The exchange of goods or services for other goods or services, rather than for money.

 

[trd93]

On a more serious note.

Back in the day, Vermont, New World, and the place up on Wisconsin or Connecticut that was busted.

Best ever was Linda at Vermont, that perfect blend of Smoking hot, still young, but old enough to have learned all the tricks.

Nothing compares today--nada, zip, zilch, nothing.

 

[Wired up]

I believe Jasmine is located next to Camelot show bar. The sign is white and the e at the end is small and up in the air. Similar to other places. Camera looking at everything that approaches the front door. Down 2 or 3 steps. It's a little tough to see from the street. I just happened to be passing by and. Was looking at the strippers board outside Camelot, kept looking and low and behold. Jasmine. Hope it helps.

 

[rrrrrrrrr]

without her makeup?

She has her followers.