Massage Parlor Reports

[smoochy "yassassin"]

Wayward:

Thanks for the intel. Your summaries have been great for a long time. I sure do miss the old days when guys like LL were on the prowl.

Lax

 

[Top Contributor]

Saw an interesting ad in CL that had some promise to it. Called the number and got the address of the AMP. Price seemed right (.8/hr), so I gave it a go.

The name is Day Spa, 6676 Arlington blvd.

Well turns out that this is a just a regular, 'ol spa, but I did get a pretty good massage. You have to do your own shower, but the steam/shower facilities are nice.

I think her name was Jenny. Had me covered with a sheet the whole time. Very professional. Not even a hint of extras.

Looks 5
Attitude 3
Massage 8
Extras ZERO
Conversation NIL

After the massage, she looked longingly for a tip, but since she never even hinted at anything beyond a basic massage, I'm like "Bu bye." Said thank you and left.

Sometimes a massage is all I need. But that is extremely rare.

Stay away from Day Spa.

New Man

 

[Pixie Pink]

And this is on the massage parlor page because?

 

[BilligCialis]

Tried to post earlier with handheld but didn't work. I was on my way down the stairs at Supra around 1 pm when a local LE was on his way up. He asked where I was coming from, I just said upstairs. He asked if it was 4th floor and I couldn't say no.Asked if I was the one they were calling about, said didn't think so.But he said I should go up with him.

The Mamasan appeared mortified when she answered the door and pretended to not speak English. He asked if I was the one they called about.She shook her head but looked at me oddly -- I can see why she might think I had something to do with the visit. The guy told me to split.

Don't want to blow out of proportion, assume this happens but never good when our uniformed protectors show up. Never know what they might find.

 

[Jenna K]

...to prove what I've been saying.

Total hit in AC, 200. I know this for a fact. I've been there myself. Not 160, but 200. These are simply the facts of life. This is the going rate there. You gotta know, with the girls moving around to the most profitable areas, the spas know what everyone charges and they match them (usually) based on economics. DC is one of the most economically solvent areas in the US right now.

Listen to my words here...

If we are not willing to make it profitable for the AMP to come back to DC, they NEVER will. There are too many other places for them to go.

Oh, you'll find the errant one that will try. But just as soon as they are closed, you'll wait for the next, or deal with the dregs of the industry.

Think about it....

 

[mJc]

G'Day all, I am pleased to meet you through this esteemed forum. I have been here since January and am looking forward to at least three years based in DC. I have just spent a few years living in Malaysia, so unfortunately I have yellow fever Bad!

I have already learnt a great deal from this forum. In three months with the help of here, ********* and TER I have been able to sample the joys of mirage, 1333, Gold, and 1829 M. Unfortunately I was about a day late in discovering that OK was closed, I found out by looking like a complete idiot after a planned afternoon went wrong and I was left next to the stereo shop trying repeatedly to get through the door!

You have also intoduced me to a whole new world of acronyms, mongering is new but very appropriate! In course I will post details on mongering opportunities in Malaysia, Thailand or Singapore, or if you are heading that way soon pm me and I will let you know the details.

It is interesting to note the experiences of other people on this forum, I seethat someone had an average time with Sunny at gold, but I have been back weekly since the spa opened and have had an fantastic time, which I will give details of soon. I believe she heads home to NY soon.

I look forward to being an actve participant of this forum, and hope that I can contribute equally. Hopefully in time I will decipher the location of neverland, as this appears to be too good to be true! Someone please take pity on a newbie to the forum and pm me!

Cheers

Ozmong

 

[horny one]

Checked out a new Chinese girl. Her looks are OK. I say, "No condom? " She says, "More money. " I say, "OK. " She gives me a mediocre blowjob and then I try to get her to mount cowgirl. She reaches for the condom. I say, "I thought no condom. " She says, "NO! Fuckee condom. " Damn it. I don't bother with any FS at all and ask for a HJ. That way I don't feel bad when I don't give her additional tip.

Checked out the next Chinese girl. She is prettier than the norm, but not as pretty as my first Chinese chronicle. No kissing. No BBBJ. And of course, no BBFS. No amount of pleading will do.

Tried again with a different girl. Her looks are OK. She seems happy to see me. She gives me a peck on the lips so I kiss her back. Some light kissing and I back off. She then looks at me and licks her lips. She wants to french. So I oblige and after some DFK she goes down. Some rimming, even, while I'm facing off. Wow, thought that was a lost art with the fake rimming that's prevalent if at all in the AMPs these days. She then reaches for the condom. I say, "No condom? " She says more. I say OK. She says, "How much? " I offer $100. She says OK. I purposely give her $80 and tell her I'm short. She says it's OK. She gives me a nice BBBJ before I tell her to get on her back. I then spread my legs and stick my bare dick in her pussy.

Wow, even without lotioning up, she is wet and ready to go. Maybe she applied some lube beforehand or something. It looks like she didn't expect me to go in her pussy bare because she exclaims, "I can't fuck no condom! " I say, "It's okay. " She then says, "Fine, because you are handsome. No cum inside though. " I nod and I don't last long. I bring her up for cowgirl but I'm about to cum in two seconds. So I push her off but then she starts rubbing her pussy on the shaft of my dick and gets me off that way. Amazing. She tells me to come back on the weekend and I can cum inside her then. Sounds enticing, but her looks don't do it for me. I lie through my teeth and say I'll return and go out the door as she waves.

 

[Tee Tee]

I have had the pleasure of an hour with these two ladies during the last few weeks. I enjoyed both visits. Both ladies are in their late thirties, yes with a few miles on them, but they made it up to me in service and attitude. I am older so I do not need girls in their twenties, they tend to upset me.

Misha is thin, looks totally Korean, with cute short hair. She is all natural, and petite all around. Nana is buxom, with amazing bazoombas--wow, huge and natural. She has something else in her besides Korean, maybe Hispanic, maybe Anglo. She looks exotic.

Their service is very, very similar. What I would call "Dallas Treatment." If any of you guys ever were hobbying in Dallas a few years ago, you would spend more than we do for this service, albeit with a younger provider.

If the spa thing does not work out, either one of them could work at Cirque de Soleil as a sword swallower, that is an amazing gift.

Good showers, good soft massages, all the extras, I will be back.

Be nice to the little dog and Mama will put in a good word for you. Peace.

 

[kellie f]

If you don't call me ahead of time I'm gonna be pissed.

Just Sayin, can't wait.


Bench

 

[Adn]

Went by 1333 to see Suzy and found that she was on "vacation". Bummer. New Ajima let me in. Since girls were busy she tried to give me shower but I refused and said I would wait. Met by Candy. Not spectacular but not ugly. OK TS as she washed very good but was not gentle. Back to the room and she gave a strong but unskilled massage. No AR despite the double wash. Then she went straight for the lube. I told her not too because I wanted some fun first and actually had to grab her hand to stop her. She whined and complained about DATY, even told me that I was "spoiled", so I decided that I should cut my losses and leave. Luckily I had not paid in advance. She was unfriendly and not very GFE. I just got the bad vibe from her all around. Of course when I got dressed to leave she was all over me with appologies and saying how much she wanted me. I guess she was missing the $ that I didn't leave her.

I refuse to pay for poor service. I told Ajima on the way out that the service was no good but did not ask for the house fee back since this was my first time meeting her. I am sure the old Ajima would have taken care of me.

Does anyone know where Suzy went?

 

[miguel]

It appears he was talking about Star way up north in CT. And, with such a broad-spectrum approach to his inquiry, it does look like he's stalking...even if that isn't his intent.

See, there's more than one reason that girls change their names when they change locations...

 

[Rachael E]

Planning a visit. Did you want crumpets with your tea? C'mon. Hop in the car / roll with metro and do some recon. With cred on this board, it will help. Walk around for a while, fire up a few road sodas and check out the scene. Maybe get a loop run going. Whatever.

We'll help if you bring some intel.

Cabbie!

 

[cantcu]

After a couple of drinks at the strip joint on Mst--thought I would go next door for some fun.

Happened to be Lucky that night-lol-thats her name. Very energetic spinner.

body 7
face 8
TS 6
service 7
massage 7
repeat oh yeah

The only prob was she tried to get another jackson, first time in 10 years someone has asked me for more than the norm rate. I simply asked her what did you do so special and left.

 

[Philip]

Shonenknife is newbie, isn't what newbies supposed to do? Read the forum, use the info from it and experience on their own? Post, or not post their experience is up them, same like the rest of us.
You need to stop crying and you need to stop attacking everyone for what they post here, if you don't like people reading your posts and take advaneforum.xxxe of it without posting them selfs, don't post here at all. I really don't care who comes after me, just trying not to think who was before me.
Why every time there is useless conversation, your name appears?

 

[Abdul Hafiz]

I have to agree that Yong was also my best experience. Talk about a great girl. I hear that she's working in New York City now.

 

[brooklyn]

I don't know about that JJ however I do know there's a lot of similarities to this
Napun Namja, and another forum member.

AJ

 

[Ask and Answer]

I'm in the military and I've been gone from the DC area for about 12 years. When I heard I was PCSing back to this area I thought to myself "Wonder Monger powers activate". I can hardly recognize the place. Where the hoez at? I remember back in the day after driving for a couple of hours (or more) I always was extra careful; I wasn't as discriminating as when I first hit the street, however all I've seen I wouldn't touch and by all I mean two or three. Again I ask "Where the hoez at"? I never did the message parlor thing, just old school pick up get bbbj and let them out and be on my way. It's a desert out there. Can someone help a brother out.

 

[MsFruhauf]

It was at Supra.

 

[shit is crazy]

If a business has a legit business license, why wouldn't the Post accept the ad?

 

[MikeSnake]

I found myself on CT Avenue today, walking along until I came upon a Starbuck's. (Yeah, I know, they're rare as hen's teeth.) Anyway, I enjoyed a strong cup of java, then continued my pedestrian activities. Shortly, I came upon Dupont and decided to take a detour inside. I wasn't too hot out, but it felt good to get in with the AC. (Appreciate it while it lasts; once this "global warming" bill that Congress passed goes into effect, air conditioning, as well as prosperity, will be a thing of the past.)

Anyway, I ring the bill and mamasan let's me in. Another customer was about to exit, so she shuffled me off to a side room for a moment and then brought me out and handed me over to Coffee (although I could have asked for any of the available therapists). She's a slightly older (mid-40s?) provider, A-cups, about 5'-3" (tough to gauge exactly when they wear those platform heels), straight longish hair, slender, friendly. She takes me back to one of the rooms, collects the house fee (.7), asks if I want to shower, and then disappears for a moment.

When she returns, it's off to the shower, which was a long thorough affair during which we got to talk and get acquainted. Apparently, they just had a new staff arrive this past weekend (or perhaps on July 4 weekend). In fact, on Friday, one of the girls ate something that didn't agree with her, so they were left short-staffed for a time. Anyway, after the shower, we head back to the room. She tells me to lie down and asks what style I like (lite, medium, or hard). I tell her medium, and I spend the next 50 minutes (and, including the 10 in the shower, the full hour) enjoying the session and her conversation. The aching bones, joints, and muscles needed it and, all in all, it was a decent session. I did not leave unsatisfied, and I will repeat as a result.

R::R

Facilities
Cleanliness: 8.5
Friendliness: 9
Room: 8.5
Location/Convenience: 6
Selection: 7.5

Therapist & Skills
FBAS: 7.5 / 8.5 / 9 / 8.5
TS: 9
Rubdown: 8.5
Value: 8.5
Repeatability: 9