Massage Parlor Reports

[maybe its Emilyy:)]

1. Name the place where this happened.

2. NEVER take more than $160 in these places!

3. Always pay exact change for the time - three Jacksons is best.

4. NEVER pay more than five Jacksons for the main event!

5. If you feel like you have been ripped off, IMMEDIATELY tell the manager and she will make it right!

6. Post more details

7. RTFF RTFF RTFF and then RTFF again!

JJ

 

[nipples kostalakis]

There is one Conn ave. Up four flights of stairs.

 

[Emma?]

Called, they're still open although the madam on the other end of the line demanded I give her my name. Maybe they're only taking sessions by appointments now?

 

[john w]

But I would also say that it depends on the girl as well. Same place 1 time the girl did everything for me, next time I got a girl that did the bear minimum. So it depends some treat you like kings others don't

 

[Desiree]

Called over to 14k, got no answer. Being in the area of M St, I stopped in for a visit. My first to this particular facility.

First impressions. Seem to be fairly well put together. MS and provider (Ninja? ) were waiting for me at the top of the stairs. Upon entry to the room, fare was announced at $$ (Did I overpay? )

Ninja was a fairly good looking K-girl, probably in her 40's, C/D bolt ons and a cute pixie cut. A bit heavier than what I prefer, but all in all good pkg. Breath stank of smoke, but whatever.

Ok TS, Ok Massage, services rendered in a straight forward fashion.

All in all, as expected, would have preferred younger, more petite, but take what you get. Seemed pretty busy, and would have preferred more discretion, as I saw at least two other mongers in various states of dress.

All in all a 6 or 7 on my scale for a DC exp, this was my first foray into DC since I was last at Sun.

Cruised over by 14k and saw the gate open and a few patrons enter. Never been, didn't do any kind of a full check. Definetly next on the list.

 

[Mira]

"So, I had my first experience at an AMP last week. Yada yada yada, it was a pleasurable experience. I've been back since then, and the girl I saw last time got me thinking.

After she did her "thang, " she goes through her whole rigamarole about how "if anyone asks, we don't do that here. " Then she asks me not to write about my experience on any websites, because cops are watching those sites and guys who post their reviews are stupid.

I mean, maybe not directly, but she's talking about you guys."

We have little risk as long as we play it smart in a bust. Try looking at it from her point of view. She faces jail, deportation, shame, all kinds of things. She has to be nice to a lot of a**holes, drunks, and who knows what, every day.

Is it too much to ask that we sometimes respect their situations. Oh, I know, the answer is no.

Yeah, you have been to spas twice now, and know pretty much everything. What, are you nineteen then? Sounds like what my son used to project, attitude wise. Self centered.

 

[Ella_Fitzzy]

Peter Pan's home is open to whoever said it wasn't.

 

[SusieQ]

That is Yoyo. I seriously question everyone's judgement when it comes to age though. Yoyo has to be around 50 and Nana has to be around 40. The youngest girl there with the huge tits and tattoos is in her mid 30's.

 

[cookiesrme]

The house takes 50% of the tip so it be like 85k, So if they had AmericanMP where we ( guys) were providers and women were the clients how many of us would do this? I think I would.

 

[Pompal 09.]

This from the newb:Rath636
Regular Member
reviews: 1

Gee Rathbone,
Thank you so much for contributing so much, hope your reviews get past the review seforum.xxxe and get posted to the board soon so we can read them. You sure gained senior status very quickly, hell, it was so quick, the computer hasn't caught up with your status yet. Do you think we are stupid?

To answer your question,

Neverland is an imaginary place, inspired by the children's story entitled Peter Pan. Adults can't go there, so we are screwed.​

Continue to enjoy GHS and any other AMP on the list. Hell, you might be going to Neverland regularly and not know it. Now here is a tip: If you post intel and trip reviews or even total fabrications with only a shred of truth, you might not offend us when you ask for intel and you won't have to try to feed the to bullshit us.

Get back to me when your status gets "updated."

This from a genuine senior "mongerer":Yes. Click over to the reviews of Distinction thread under DC - all topics. There is a review (by me) that links you to the address list. 1333, 1413, GHS, Sun (may be closed), Rio, Royal and Happiness appear to be getting decent reviews. There seem to be no bad choices.

Although neither got Neverland [post=525114]per forum precedence[/post], you may still notice the difference in (my) attitude?
LoveLOS

Hawk, cabby, JJ,
Great fiction my friends.

BTW-I was trying to be good, but Tinkerbell is back...

 

[New England Babe]

I agree with Cranberries. There re so many sonsensical statements in Brahmabull's post I wouldn't even know where to start.

 

[read it and weep.]

My guess is that for years DC was known as one of the best stops on the AMP circuit, because we were. That's why the AMPs were crawling with gorgeous korean girls, and anyone you got over 30 was like the famous Linda- still hot, and a mindblowing fuck that left you weak kneed everytime.

After the big busts, surely DC has become a less desirable place to send the top talent and the effect is very noticeable.

Truly a shame, hopefully it changes but I am afraid it wont as gentrification continues to make AMPs less welcome and the internet exposes them hours after they open.

Fingers crossed though!

 

[Preggo]

I went to green today around 11:00 took a long lunch.

I had not been for a while. Called first to make sure Nana was working.

Got there Mama let me in and told me to wait 10 min. 10 min. Turns to 25 min. The longest I have ever waited started getting antsy.

There has been some confusion on which Nana is working there. From my perspective she is the original Nana I have always known.

She comes in runs at me with hugs and kisses. Complains that I have not been around in a long time, I thought she had left. She says she was on vacation for 2 months.

Takes me to TS, we talk about things. She has lost weight. Looks very good.

Did not take long to form wood. While she dries me with towel she comments "he's friendly" and kisses the head.

She kept telling me how much weight I have lost and how good I look, I am not sure if I have lost weight or not, but it made me feel nice.

Takes me back to room where she begins massage. I pull her next to me I have never been able to resist kissing her, I love those lips of hers. I can smell how clean she is, mouth like mint from mouthwash. She stops the kissing and starts going down. She starts to kiss and lick the wood for about 5 min. Then for the deep throat, BBBJTC. After completion she keeps sucking, not sure if she swallowed but it was awesome regardless.

This started to mess with my head. I start thinking holy shit this is my first GFE.

I have been with lots some look good some act nice, but it was always clear what was going on. I start halucinating, she gets up I imagine smoke in the room, feel like I am somewhere exotic like Vietnam. The look in her eyes cut like a knife. She was in full control. She had not asked me for a penny.

She cleaned me up with alcohol and hot rags. We talked more I realized she is dangerous. Most men do not understand women, most women do not understand men. But I realize Nana knows everything about men, what they want and what they need.

I begin her massage kissing and such. We explore the places where my wood could go. We settle for "the Buck" (legs on shoulder). I begin to finger her, moist as ever. My fingers explore inside, I almost cannot resist BBFS. I rub her clit against the shaft of my wood. Soooo tempted to slip the head inside. She is not resisting at all. I am running late, need to get back to office so I pull off.

Start to get dressed, with every piece of cloth I put back on we stop to kiss.

She never asked for money, I give her my wallet and tell her to take what she needs. She gives it back without taking anything. I ask how much she needs. She says whatever I feel like giving. She says "maybe free".

This experience left me shaking my head, WTF.

That experience was unlike anything I have come across before.

I paid:

. 6 door

$ tip

 

[Steve]

Wow, I can't believe I wrote all that shit when I could've just picked one line from someone else's post.

YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR.

If you can't be bothered to tip a hotter/nicer girl extra because you're scared of "inflation" or whatever, DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE QUALITY.

 

[joshrocks1089]

That made laugh. But I agree they must have people up there paying the higher rate. It is Dupont Circle after all. The average Rowhouse up there cost 1-2 million dollars.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I mean review of Distinction. Not his actual rod. Anyway.

Awesome post on Sexyhobbyist's Guide to StripClubs. I have no monger intel, but have dreamed of seeing the inside of a few VIP rooms in my day. Still, wish I had read SH's guide much sooner!

 

[Coastal Doc]

Ummmm? There are a lot of people who don't keep up with name changes. Hell, we all forget the old place names from just a few years back. So just maybe then it would be OK to clarify your review for Mr Phx013 (and me), whaddayathink?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Sky aka 1413?


I humbly disagree with your comments. The purpose of this site is to provide a forum for men to find women with whom to have sex. The last time I checked, BBFS was still considered sex, and thus easily within the subject matter of this forum. His reviews are well written, full of information and strategies, contain the appropriate warnings and acceptance of the risks involved with his behavior. I could only hope all mongers and providers would have considered and accepted the risks of our hobby as well as Grim has done.

Just to clarify my attitude toward this poster, as opposed to another whose reviews were also subject to a lot of objection, the Reaper has never described actions he has performed against the will of his partner! He is simply asking for, and getting, services that are not normally available to any but preferred clients and boyfriends.

While you (and I) have chosen to play safely, Grim has not. Who are you, or who am I, to be the judge and jury for his actions? They are adults and they had unsafe sex, get over it. The choices others make in pursuing their own sexual pleasure, as well as the choices an adult provider makes in the heat of a session, are not really ours to judge. Puritanism is for another forum--or are we going to start looking down on the streetwalker guys because their hookers use crack? Or are we gonna shun the escort crowd because they pay more than AMP guys and don't usually get a massage? Open your mind before your mouth = Peace.

LoveLOS

 

[Pompal 09.]

Just another clueless newbie.

 

[Shaneice]

And decided to be frugal and visit the 14k as it's within a short walk of where I'm staying. You locals know this, but it gets dark really early here. Like 5:15 or something.

So, the fiction:

So, it's sort of quiet on the street, and dark. I still have the image of DC as the murder capital of the world, so I was a little uncomfortable at the door and felt sort of penned in. I rang once and was invited in by Mama. She shows me to the room and says a lovely masseuse will be right in. Angie came right in and says it's. 6 for the house, which I was prepared for thanks to you guys. Another 1 for the gratuity.

She tells me to get ready for a shower and she'll be right back. Well the whole hose and bowl on the vinyl bed thing is a little weird, but relaxing.

Angie is cute enough. She looks Japanese, but says she's Korean. Probably near 40 and very petite. Doesn't go for much touching, but is willing to be handled and moved into position. During the warmup massage I swear she walked up and down my back and legs. Somewhere along the way she magicked-up a hat for jimmy. I've been impressed by this trick before, and she didn't disappoint. Massage, CBJ, and she really preferred to be a missionary. That was fine at first, but she doesn't want the whole thing for some reason. She ended up getting it anyhow. She was willing to move around and let me position her so the angles were just right. Gorgeous creamy smooth skin and a clean lady in a clean place. Just what I needed tonight.

Overall I'd say this story was above average all around. Looks were cute but aging. Performance was spunky but uninspired. She was polite and demure which, I suppose, is part of the allure of the asian ladies. Too bad they don't have beer or cocktails there, that'd be even more relaxing.

I'll probably repeat because of the convenience to the hotel and I'm here for awhile. The only thing I might do differently is leave my wallet in my room at the hotel. During the whole shower deal I was worried about it. You guys have any routine for the money and security of your stuff?

 

[Xavs]

Finally ventured back out into DC after an extended stay in the Philippines. Go there if you have a chance, you won't regret it. Wow. I can't even describe it. I crammed a year's worth of activity into a few weeks.

Anyway, I went around the circle, across from the donut shop, up the stairs, and found June. 40-ish, moderate bolt-ons, pretty face, nice voice. Not eye candy but not ugly. Decent massage. She lubed me up before putting on the cover which was a bit of a surprise and a mistake. Did some mish and doggy for a while, but the cover was slipping due to the lube so opted for manual finish. Not bad. Stayed the whole hour. Might repeat, might not. This was a few weeks ago so who knows if she's still there. I want Nana or Tara. Wahhhhh, boo-hoo.