Massage Parlor Reports

[cornucopia]

The problem is that law enforcement only enforces the law, not make the laws. Any politicians reading this board are on the illegal side of the game and are in no position to change the law.

The AIDS argument does carry weight. If this town is as liberal and progressive as it proclaims to be, those living in Tenleytown should be VOCAL about legalizing prostitution to enforce laws and rules that safeguard sexworkers and their clients-as well as require regular check-ups, STD screening, and the mandatory use of condoms.

But, oh, wait they are the ones that didn't want an adult bookstore in their neighborhood.

Hypocrites, all of them.

 

[blahhh]

Saw this on Fox5 this morning:

I'm not sure what they mean by him having 'ties to the brothel'. Never been there so have no idea if it's an AMP or not. Probably not. Name of the place was 'Yorkshire Sports Therapy'.


Mr.Snipes aka G13

 

[owlcroft]

No offense, but if there were EVER 30 places in DC, the odds would not be good at all. That would mean one spa every two square miles. That's a far cry from reality.

 

[Sarah Stone]

I stopped into Jasmine's by accident recently and I believe I drew Amy. Overall it was OK, but she wasn't really into it, and didn't want the full doggy action. When I was able to get a good shot at the target, she jumped around and said too hard, and was very adament that she only wanted short pets.

Overall, not bad, but would not return with her.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I didn't realize that was you, Councilman Catania. Weed shop in Oakland are able to exist right now because of the current political climate. Besides, politicians subsist on other things besides $$$ (. Although money is very much a language that too many in this city speak all-too-fluently). I predict that the AMP action would go underground (to apartments) or out-of-city (to VA or MD) before an "AMP Tax" works. If it ever would. But, you do get an "A" (or "B+") for your attempt to solve the matter. I just don't see it working. Better to re-elect Marion Barry to the Mayorship.

 

[Pompal 09.]

In the interest of clarity and disclosure. I had forgotten that I had stuffed an excess $100 in my shaving kit, which explains why my wallet felt lightened. Sorry about that.

 

[Baki]

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/Spas-Clubs-Shuttered-in-Sex-Shops-Sting-81402127.html

 

[vogonsrock]

Mamasan introduces me to my girl. She has a nice tan body, petite and busty, long straight black hair. Then I see her face. She is a little bit older, and her face is pale compared to her body due to the makeup. She is not ugly, but something is off. Maybe too much plastic surgery, I don't know.

She is quiet but friendly. She compliments me a few times during the table shower. After the massage she begins to lick my entire dick but the tip. She reaches for the condom and I ask her for a BBBJ. She says OK. Now this was definitely a score. I can barely see her doing it though because her hair keeps getting in the way. She reaches for the condom again and I ask her for BBFS. She acts a little coy. I tell her I'll pay her more. She says OK, but dont' tell anyone. I fuck her bareback and she says not do it too hard or deep, so I pretty much grind it out without any pumping action. I ask to cum inside her pussy and she says OK.

I cum inside of her. She gets up and immediately she starts dripping as she grasps for a tissue. After she washes off and returns, I start counting off $100 and she says not to give her too much, just give her a little bit. Really?

I give her $40 and ask if that's too small. She says give her another $20. Bareback and CIP for $60 extra. What a bargain. She then tells me next time I shouldn't cum inside her because it's not good for her.

I wouldn't mind seeing her again. But variety is the spice of life.

 

[drdjjt]

Very nicely done, keep it up.

Oh, and by the way, these are for you.

Wear them with pride.



Benchseats Rock

 

[Simply Telisha]

I need some help guys.

 

[Julianna]

Totally ditto the recommendation for Jackie. She was the first one I had there, a few months ago, when I didn't know the entire score. I'm hoping to draw her again, because she's my favorite. Well, that, and I have a thing for Latinas. Lately, I've been getting too much plain jane white. Still fun, but not as much my thing.

 

[Lone Marlin - Airborne]

Be a man and take responsibility for your actions. No kid should not have the support of its father. And if you bail on it you'll be a loser. Your real concern should be about all the possible STDs you've now given to your wife. Since she'll divorce you, just split now, take the hooker as your mistress and support the kid. A change will do you good.

 

[dayquil_1]

Had a dream about Michelle at the one triple three. Great body. Not too skinny and not too thick, just right, and about 5'6"/7". Pretty friendly attitude. TS was very thorough, which rose my expectations. Started right out with a "soft" massagi (the best kind). But alas, there was no AR. Then a strange thing happened during CBJ. She refused to BLS. This is a first in all my years dreaming. Then don't know if that was the reason or if she was just not especially skilled, but the rest of the dream was just kind of average. Great body, great attitude, but not an especially memorable dream.

 

[Pompal 09.]

So not good first she I very old with saggy tits massage was ok but the image of granny in my head was tuff. Anyone try golden in clinton would like some asian treat.

 

[Larry the Owl]

I have a better example: Singapore. They know how to make money: first they introduced legal brothels (Geylang) , now they legalized gambling (can you imaging: local people are paying $100 just to enter casino!). No wonder they have such a budget surplus.

 

[visualthailand]

Hello fellow Washingtonians,

Though new to your forum, I am a seasoned mongerer, particularly of quality, youthful call girls.

The current situation dictates that to attain my needs, it is in my best interest to patronize your AMPs from this time forward and forgo utilizing the call girl enterprizes.

My question is, which AMPs are most discrete regarding client identity? This would be in regards to door entrance and as well as the managers and working girls.

Do they frown on a client wearing a facial mask or a wig?

Although I am not difficult, some may perceive me as such, so finally, which AMPs are most tolerant of, I. E. Risky behavior?

Thank you in advance.

 

[A J]

This index covers reviews of DC AMPS as found here on the board from January 2007 to March 2007.

Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of review - reviewers handle (*)

* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.

Previous review posted in Feb'07

Sun (29)
===
Tina - 3/9/07 -LoveLOS (+)
May - 3/7/07 - Jake JJ 1492 (+)
Happy - 3/5/07 - LoveLOS (+)
sora - 3/3/07 - Kluvr (?)
Tina - 3/1/07 - Navy One (-)
Jennifer - 2/28/07 - Oriental Gster (+)
Tina - 2/27/07 - Bill88 (-)
Bebe - 2/12/07 - Colts301 (-)
Sue - 2/8/07 - Sue (+)
Jennifer - 2/4/07 - Navy One (+)
Angie - 2/3/07 - DCrez (+)
Jennifer - 2/3/07 - Pussprowler (?)
Jennifer - Len Pil (+)
Jennifer - 2/1/07 - Scrodie (+)
Sue - 2/1/07 - Sleazebum (?)
Bebe - 2/1/07 - LoveLOS (+)
Bebe - 1/29/07 - MoonView (+)
bebe - 1/26/07 - Santeesucks (+)
bebe - 1/25/07 - Crazy dick (+)
Jennifer - 1/25/07 - Navy One (?)
Honey - 1/23/07 - Trav (+)
Bebe - 1/22/07 - Robert1744 (+)
Lilly - 1/19/07 - Bobby M (?)
Bebe - 1/18/07 - Colts301 (+)
Gina - 1/9/07 - Pussprowler (+)
Honey - 1/9/07 - Laxman #2 (+)
Bebe - 1/5/07 - LoveLOS (+)
Lily - 1/5/07 - LoveLOS (?)
Honey - 1/5/07 - Bseeks (+)

1413 (14k) (13)
====
Nana - 3/25/07 - RickAndrew (?)
Chennel - 3/24/07 - Bill88 (-)
Carmel - 3/23/07 - Max Billion (?)
??? - 3/21/07 - Bseeks (?)
Nana - 3/19/07 - Webnet (+)
nana - 3/13/07 - Max Billion (+)
June - 3/8/07 - Nova Guy (?)
Nana/jill/young - 3/6/07 - Max Billion (+,+,+)
Yong - 3/1/07 - Sleazebum (+)
??? - 2/26/07 - Bseeks (?)
Young - 1/22/07 - Laxman #2 (+)


Ok (8)
==
Coco - 3/20/07 - Webnet (+)
Coco - 3/15/07 - cabdriver52 (+)
Jeanie - 3/7/07 - DrunkasShit (?)
Coco - 2/27/07 - Cabdriver52 (+)
June - 2/15/07 - Cabdriver52 (+)
Mimi - 2/13/07 - The Speaker (?)
June - 1/22/07 - New Man (-)
Mimi - 1/21/07 - Tjunkyard357 (?)


Supra (7)
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Coco - 3/26/07 - Eeyore (-)
Suzi - 2/24/07 - LoveLOS (+)
??? - 2/21/07 - Korwin (+)
Miki - 2/15/07 - Freshly Snipes (-)
Suzie - 1/21/07 - wilburdj (+)
Jenny - 1/15/07 - Pussprowler (?)
Jenny - 1/7/07 - Sooner1 (+)

Royal (6)
=====
jan - 3/26/07 - Bruce52 (+)
??? - 3/13/07 - Max Billion (+)
Sophia - 3/4/07 - Jake JJ 1492 (+)
Nana - 2/28/07 - LoveLOS (+)
Vicky - 2/24/07 - Loopy De Loop (+)
Niki - 2/20/07 - LoveLOS (+)
thai staff??? - jake JJ 1492

Capital (GHS , 1333) (5)
====================
Jenny - 3/13/07 - Sonnyblues (+)
Mikki - 1/31/07 - Pcpc1688 (+)
Niki - 1/10/07 - Ampfreq - (+)
May - 1/9/07 - Any Mouse (+)
??? - 1/2/07 - Pcpc1688 (+)

Rio (olympic) (5)
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laura - 3/29/07 - Top Jimmy (+)
Pat - 3/21/07 - Dr Bombay (+)
laura - 3/17/07 - Nova Guy (+)
Michelle - 3/12/07 - Wash it (+)
Michelle - 3/4/07 - Xsailor (+)

IHC (Mini) (5)
==========
pepsi - 3/28/07 - Pussprowler (+)
Michelle - 2/11/07 - Max #01 (+)
Yo yo - 1/22/07 - Max #01 (+)
Sophia - 1/8/07 - Pussprowler (?)
Sophia - 1/1/07 - HotfootTeddy (+)

Youngs/venus (2352) (2)
===================
Bebe - 3/28/07 -Newbie Today (+)
Linda - 2/13/07 - Stimpson J Cat (+)

GBT (2)
===
Gabrielle - 1/20/07 - Santeesucks (+)
Veronica - 1/17/07 - Dc1000 (?)

H&H (1)
===
Sandra - 1/4/07 - Sushi Boy (+)


CPHC (1 - old)
====
Yong - 2/2/07 - Asianloverma (+)


1818 (1)
====
??? - 1/14/07 - Navy One (-)

Eye bar (1)
=======
Sue - 1/28/07 - Oracle2 (+)


??? Conn.ave (1) - CPHC???
============
Paula - 1/29/07 - Ampfreq (+)


K spa (1)
=====
Candy - 2/17/07 - Chicago II (+)

617K (mirage, magic) (1)
==============
Suzie - 3/10/07 - Drunk Irish (+)

castle (boss,1716 I) (1)
======
Hannah - 3/11/07 - Dcampman (+)


Not Enough Info
+++++++++++++++
???
===
May - 3/24/07 - Bill88 (+)youngs or ok?
Sugee - 3/20/07 - Colts301 (+), 1413???
??? - 3/9/07 - BigTime3 (+)


(Hard Rock massageplanete amp) - uhm, i used to know the name of this one
==================
??? - 3/24/07 - Junky11 (+)
Jeni - 3/14/07 - Choc Chip (+)

Shaw metro yellow line (near convention center)
==================
??? - 3/23/07 - Xsailor (+)


Outside the city
================
++++++++++++++++

Star (VA) (1)
====
Sonny - 1/17/07 - Any Mouse (+)

Swan (VA) (1)
====
??? - 1/16/07 - The Nub (-)

Asian privacy (va)
=============
pann - 3/18/07 - Navy one (-)

Amma (Bethesda, md)
===============
lara - 2/27/07 - Labiamaster (?)



Wayward One
All reviews should be read as interactive fiction.

 

[Random R]

Hey,

I'm a new registrant to this service. I have visited a few AMPs in DC and NOVA and had a great time (although some experiences were better than others). I haven't been out in several months - since before the reviewed bust on a few locations in DC. I'm looking to head back out again now.

I'm wondering if it's still safe to head out - what it the news of these busts. Also, I know one location I had been to was included in the bust and I read online the other day that a 2nd location I had been to was also shut down. Can someone recommend some good locations to me - I know of a couple but I'm not sure they are still among the best. I know we don't want to post all this info out in the open (where those who don't believe in freedom might be watching), so if you want to him me up via a private message or email please do so - we can share some suggested location.

Thanks,

DC Illini

 

[Bloke501]

A John,

Thanks for the link. The USTraveler "Tips and Guidelines" was perfect. Good reading indeed.

http://www.massageplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?t=2291&page=5&pp=15

What a life saver for a newbie

Also, whats the min/max amount to tip at Supra for just HJ/BJ service?

 

[Jolly Roger]

Look here:

"1413

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i was curious,...if i go to 1413 and just want a massage and HJ is that cool? or will the girls/mamasan get mad?

...would it just cost .6 (to the house)?
id rather not get FS and the place in MD i go to for this is getting old (same old girls)...

thank!"

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