Massage Parlor Reports

[I got a muffin!]

Now THAT was a review

Only thing I wasn't down with was the pussy farting. I don't take it as a sign of a woman's excitement; it's more a sign of her vaginal stretching and consequent air intake, and generally I don't wish to hear any kind of a farting noise from anyone except my own asshole.

But to each his own

 

[Kim C]

Went to the place near the Starbucks tonight. With all the closings and news reviews I was perusing CL and noticed that the had started advertising again. I was very glad that I did.

Got up the stairs and rang the bell. Was greeted not by a MMS, but by a provider. She said her name was Candy, and she took me straight to a room. She's fit, a bit broad shouldered, and short. Average face, amazing natural rack, and a perfect pert behind. Her English is a little spotty, but it doesn; t stop her from being conversational. She took the fee (. 7) and left while I got undressed. She came back and brought me to the shower room. I didn't see anyone else, but they have a jaunty tune for a doorbell, so I knew that they had started getting pretty busy.

TS was good, established early the areas to worked on both in TS and massage. All in all a good scrubdown, and refreshing considering that it's balls cold. Once the nature of the hour was established, Candy opened up a lot more, becoming comfortable, almost even playful. She dried me off and we went back to the room.

Massage was ok; I like it a bit harder, but at least she made an honest job of it rather than half-assing. Plenty of tease and light touching, too. After the flip came the main event. It was more than satisfactory with more allowed than I am used to on a first visit, though I did name drop 1829 when asked if I had ever been before, which may have helped the trust issue. Was never once asked for tip, nor was price even discussed. I left it on the table, and she picked it up while we were chatting afterword without a side comment. After that, a hug at the door, and was asked to come back any time. Would definitely repeat.

Final note: I often get flack from providers (both in and out of the AMP scene) for not looking like a "typical monger. " Occasionally the girls can't believe I'm not a poorly done LE sting. This did not happen for a change. She commented, but framed it as a compliment that felt very genuine. I really appreciated the enjoyment she seemed to get out of the process.

Rundown:

Name: Candy

Looks: 6 to 7

Massage: 6

Service: 8

Attitude: 9

Damage:. 7 and $ (FS)

Overall rating: 8

Any other details, PM me if you've been around a while.

 

[Texasgirl]

Ginger Man, you know I have the utmost respect for your opinion, but I think you are wrong on this one.

I do believe a decade or 2 ago it was an older man's sport, but I see the dudes who leave and enter Mist, Jasmine, etc.
These are majority younger guys.

While there are many single women, they are usually single for a reason, and often times have radically high standards or are terrible to look at. Some men simply do not want to settle for it.

My theory is that in our fast paced and impatient world, more men simply don't have the time or patience to deal with non-payment relationships (especially when you simply will end up paying anyways).

And there is one more elephant in the room, I do not like American women (looks or personality) at all (and I am not the only one).

 

[honeydipn]

Ah...our new (and with only 1 post you can't get any newer) Ambassador of Goodwill. From now on I suggest that we let the Steamer handle all requests from those who ask questions that would be answered if only they would RTFF. Seconds?

Lax

 

[ACWN]

Yup. I am sure. No booze here.
I was just my usual charming self and received good service as a result. This is not the first time I received BBBJ at an amp either. A few CL girls start out this way too.
Just so you are not confused; BBBJ not to completion. Full service was covered. I would never accept, nor ask for, BB full-service. Some women have told me they would put the cover on, if I wanted, during oral but I, like them, prefer it without.
Some women I have seen off of CL used a cover and I was quite pleased that they did.

 

[Scocasso !]

Yankovich,

While reading the forum, I discovered several valuable posts that I have archived. Regarding the Korean, I believe this is what you are looking for --> http://www.massageplanet.net/forum/showpost.php?p=393794&postcount=1324

LexLuther, in his infinite wisdom, provided the justification why one might attempt to learn Hangul. http://www.massageplanet.net/forum/showpost.php?p=393787&postcount=1323

Also, some spa etiquettes by LexLuther. Specifically, the arse washing (must read). As an addendum, I’d like to point out that the plastic towels have been removed from most spas that I’ve visited. As you may know, this forum is visited by different interest groups including the public relation officers (individuals who provide feedback and advertising services to the spa owners). Perhaps from such upheaval raised by this forum, the plastic towel is no longer used. I’m purely speculating here. Feel free to ignore.

http://www.massageplanet.net/forum/showpost.php?p=393477&postcount=1318

 

[Tinesha</3]

Look, the massage parlor scene in the area is what it is. If what you are looking for is more than a standard NOVA finish, then why cruise back page for an escort (or read the reviews under backpage)? I'm sure it is easier to negotiate a massage with one of the providers than to try to negotiate something you're probably not going to get at one of the AMPs.

Maybe some of the seniors will disagree with me on this one. But full service at an AMP is pretty tough to come by these days, I doubt anyone is going to pass along the kind of information you're seeking.

 

[AHM]

I mean, y'all have some valid points. I'm just not sure how it helps YOU to tell the world where to find a good time. One of the most awkward things a monger experiences at a session is seing another monger walking around in a towel. That's almost as bad as a guy trying to talk to you at a urinal. It just seems like, by posting your experiences, you're attracting a crowd of dudes and fellars, as well as LE. I mean, if these postings attracted more masseuses, that'd be one thing. But since it's not, you're basically flooding the consumer base.

And I see the point behind me trying to get a reaction or whatever. I guess the reason I brought it up was to protect the spas. The less attention gets put on them, the better the chance they'll still be there next week.

 

[Anita L]

That used to be the case years ago before raids, but now they don't spend the night there. That would be a violation of zoning laws, which prohibit residences in the neighborhoods most AMPs are in. On some AMP raids (as shown on TV), one thing they look for is evidence of the AMP being used as a residence.

 

[ghostwriter]

Navy One,

Sounds like a shake down to me. Ask her if she's heard of genetic paternity testing and if she has ever thought about how jail would suit her.

How did she get your email address?

LexLuther

 

[R. A]

I went to my favorite place on the fourth floor today. Asked for Nana, who is my favorite, and the mamasan grabbed my arm and dragged me to a room. By now, I've learned to be very firm when I have a request, so I asked if Nana was available now. She said "Nana on vacation. I have very nice girl, you wait just a minute." I decided to go with it. I'm very glad I did.

A few minutes later, Tara shows up. Not a knockout, but a pretty face and a killer little tight body. She's probably 100 pounds soaking wet. Natural B-cups (but she's going to get bolt-ons next year, sigh). Took me to the TS, did an okay job. Went back to the room, got half-decent massagi, chatting the whole time.

Told her I just wanted some French lessions today. She proceeded with enthusiasm, but after a while I could tell she was getting tired. So we walked the dog, and MAN was she tight. Wow. After a while I asked if she'd like to switch, but she said she was fine, so I was happy to finish that way. Glad I met her. Will definitely go back. As I was leaving, mamasan was saying "See? Nice girl? Better than Nana?" I laughed and said not better, just different. Very vivacious lady.

BTW, they definitely have a camera showing who's coming up the stairs, because the last few times I've gone there, they've opened the door for me just as I got to the top. I did look around while inside and didn't see any obvious cameras, for whatever that's worth.

 

[DANNIE]

I've only seen another monger once, and that was as he was being led into a room. That was at the old 617K, usually they are pretty careful about that. The worst is hearing some other dude in another room.

 

[_Justified_]

Very true. This aspect differentiated Happiness from Royal in Black Wednesday (at least that's the assumption of many who worked at Happiness during that period). Royal was nabbed and Happiness simply locked its doors and waited for the commotion to be over. If I remember correctly, Happiness was contributing in the thousand every month.

I hardly think LE was soliciting for donation in this instance.

Ian

 

[Quizzard]

Orange is relatively new and was worth a try. Friday afternoon, all was well with Yoyo as the masseuse. I would recommend.

 

[Jade S]

CHPC...long gone. It makes me so sad to think about that place...there was none like it and I fear none will ever come back even near its quality, etc.

Read the forum...does not look good.

Van

 

[brendan y.]

Hey Loop Vet, were that fly on the wall I saw in the room? You have it correct in everything you said. Except her upselling was not in asking me to go for FS. She wanted the extra $ for the BJ. I refused. (Politely) She went out of the room, came back, and the rest is in my post. I am not a regular up in DC. I only get there a few times a year but everywhere else I go the rates are 60, 80, and 100. I don't think the rates have gone up in the DC area. For all who read my post and replied thank you. Everyone have fun and be safe.

 

[mottthedog]

Ok, so here's my first post I'll try not to let it ramble. I've been RTFF for awhile and picking up on all the good tips you guys are putting out there but didn't have anything to say really.

Today I got off work a bit early and wanted to relax a bit so I headed downtown to swing by 14K but the gate was locked. I thought maybe I was just a little bit early so I walked down a block and came across Vermont. I either read up about it too long ago to remember or just forgot so I decided to check it out for myself.

Headed upstairs, handed over the 4J's for Mama and had a small wait. Katie comes in. TS was good. Back to the room, great massage 4/5. The only thing I didn't like about it was that she used a lot of lotion and I don't like the oily feeling I have afterward. She starts getting a little closer and on the flip a nice HJ. She just went right into it, no discussion, which kind of threw me for a bit of a surprise. I was expecting a bit more than a NoVA experience in DC. Afterward she finished the massage and I was out the door back on my way. As I walked back past 14K I noticed that the gate was still closed, something new going on? Or was I just early? Saw two guys hanging out looking like they were waiting for it to open.

Two other points. One, Katie was great, looks = 3/5, very nice, great english, no accent at all. I thought that was a bit unusual for the standard experience. And Two, there was a little dog in the place with the Mama when I opened the door and during the walk back from the TS to the room Katie brought the dog inside our room! Luckily it was a small dog and well behaved and I didn't really see it so it didn't interfere. Was a bit odd though.

 

[jobromancer]

Bbbss and I are in the same pae (boat).If you know what I'm saying.

Glad all you DC guys are doing well.

 

[sh5353]

This review is a continuation of the [post=507553]events that occured earlier in the evening[/post]. And the culmination of a [be]Triethnica©[/be]--three women of three different races in one 24 hour period. Not a first for me, but I just had not planned on it when the night began.

It was 2am, Royal just closed. 1413 is an unknown, as is Supra, for closing time on a Sunday night. I Know Sun has been getting bad reviews lately, so I take a chance. 5 minute over to Chinatown and I am going up those familliar stairs. First good thing that greets me is the old mamasan, who knows me well enough not to give me a real lame one. I asked for her best girl and she brought me a new girl. Whose name I will withhold for the PMs to senior members. Yep, she's a keeper.

My new companion is a K girl, but with some facial features that make her look a bit Japanese. I inquired and she is pure Korean. I am guessing she is in her mid to upper 20's, stands about 5'4" with natural A/be's crowned with 3/8" erect nipples. Her body is not hardbody or spinner. But fine. Not shaven.

The table shower was pretty average, but she did pump on little LL so that bode well. Back in the room, I went face down and she got naked. Massagi was fair, but not great. Had the room with a mirror at the head of the bed, so the sight of a beautiful young woman executing her profession was very pleasant. On the flip, I sampled the soft natural tits and maneuvered her to DATY position. She didn't seem to be getting into it, but she let me take my fill without hurrying me or trying to take over and get back into the script. Good girl.

I eventually let her back in control and the CBJ was pleasant, but could not compare to [post=507553]Starr's oral work[/post]. She climbed on cowgirl and my thoughts were to let her bounce a while then finish dog style. It is amazing how things change. She was bouncing along and then slowed down and started the grinding kind of cowgirl. I let her know I preferred that and she replied, "I do too. " Now thats a good girl. At that point the effects of the nice long DATY session apparently kicked in, she was starting to get into it. A lot.

Now this girl had not been a great actress up to this point, so when she told me she was going to cum, I had to take it at face value. The rest of the session was a stunning woman grinding my cock chasing her nut. That actually gets me off much better than a girl laying there taking it while I'm chasing my nut. Actually, we came almost together but she kept going for a minute or two after, I think she wanted to be sure she had done her job. Fucking A yes! That was hot, and I love it when they thank U. And mean it.

THis is definately a YMMV girl, but now that I have got a rep with her, things between us should move from the AMP experience to the GFE experience. I'll keep you posted. : D

Trusted members may PM for her name:

Face 7
Body 8
TS 6
Massagi 7
Sexo 9
Overall 8.

I will be back.

LoveLOS

Jake-I am thinking your girl Sophia is the tall one whose calves I saw last week. PM me details, although I doubt I will go anyplace but back to Sun for a few weeks--it is always good to have a backup plan.

 

[strawberryfieldsforever]

These are the results of the 2006 federal sting throughout northeastern United States that are relevant to the DC area as of February 9, 2008. A total of 31 brothel owners and managers were charged. Of those charged, 13 were from the Washington DC area. Of those arrested, all entered a guilty plea but 6. Of the 6 that entered a not guilty plea, 4 were from DC area. All 31 were found guilty.

14K
Two individuals were charged, but only one was arrested. The individual entered a plea of not guilty and was later found guilty by a jury. Sentence is expected to be as long as 5 years, and stiffer than for those who entered a guilty plea.

Downtown
Of the three individuals charged, two were arrested. One individual was sentenced for 5 months (not a typo) and has already finished her sentence. No reason could be discerned for the short sentence. The second individual will be sentenced next month.

OK Spa
One individual was charged and arrested. She entered a not guilty plea and was later found guilty by a jury. Sentence is expected to be as long as 5 years, and stiffer than for those who entered a guilty plea.

Cleveland Park Holistic Health
Two individuals were charged and arrested. One individual was sentenced to no prison time with the understanding that she would be deported immediately. The other individual entered a not guilty plea and was later found guilty by a jury. Sentence is expected to be as long as 5 years, and stiffer than for those who entered a guilty plea.

Royal Spa
The individual charged was never arrested.

Sun VIP
One individual was charged, and though she entered a not guilty plea, matters concerning this individual are confusing as records do not indicate that she was a defendant in the trial by jury, and the verdict did not directly apply to her. However, a request was made by her attorney that the results of the trial be applied to her. Records show that she agreed to forfeit property in New York to the United States of America after she entered a not guilty plea but before any trial took place. She has yet to be sentenced.

Moonlight
Two individuals were charged and arrested and received sentences of 15 months and 18 months.

Sensual Intentions / Magickkal
One individual was charged and received a shorter sentence of 12 months by agreeing to partake in drug rehabilitation and assisting local police in capturing her husband. Her husband had attempted to avoid parole retake by fleeing to New York after charges were filed against him for identity theft and offenses related to prostitution. Her husband had been serving parole for past convictions including first-degree rape, third-degree rape, and kidnapping.